The Kansas City Chiefs will BEAT THE EVER-LIVING SHIT out of the Eagles
 

The current threads in the lounge are a bit too tame for us homers. We are going to WHOOP the Eagles ASS.

We are the best. **** them and every other team in the NFL rooting against us.

Get em Womble!

Co-signed

Great!

Hey there handsome

You seem nice.

Frazod is going to get tendonitis in his hands from having to post this image in the GDT every few minutes.

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So weird, I was literally just thinking to myself how much the Eagles can suck my balls, and then I login to CP and find this thread. The dots are really connecting for this one already. Chiefs win!

We will unleash the Krakken. 42-17

That's the spirit!

I agree…

I'll settle for keeping it close and winning it in the 4th quarter as usual, but an ass whooping would be nice.

Chiefs will be up 27-16 at the 2 minute warning.

Eagles score in garbage time. Onside kick with 15 seconds left.

27-23 final.

Bird shit I tell you…they are bird shit

I will yield to the experts on CP. My blood pressure and anxiety would love this to be true.

Would that make them invisible

This is going to be one for the ages. We're going to stomp on their little bird necks and never let off. Kelce will go out on top of the mountain. We didn't get to see it come to fruition during the regular season because of injuries. Andy is about to release the greatest show on turf against these ****s. Worthy and Brown taking deep shots, D-Hop, JuJu and Kelce slaughtering the underneath, and Kareem on the wheel routes, a petty and pissed off Mahomes... This is going to be a ****ing bloodbath and they aren't ready.

We're all in.

Chiefs 42
Eagles 14

We're going to beat them by 3x as much for the 3-peat. **** em.







(p.s. we probably win 23-20 on a last-second FG but its fun to talk shit)

Ya'll said we can't blow anyone out.

Watch this.

Watch this.

Go be great.

Whaddaya know? They’re little footballs.

THIS THREAD JUST GOT ME FIRED THE **** UP! LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Got my Chiefs -13.5 bet in.