A company called "BrainBridge" claims head transplants will be reality within 10 yrs
 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A company called BrainBridge says they will be able to perform a full head transplant in the next 8 years.😳 <a href="https://t.co/S0VD96D4B3">pic.twitter.com/S0VD96D4B3</a></p>&mdash; Don Keith (@RealDonKeith) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealDonKeith/status/1903536660551229721?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 22, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Damn maybe you can get a brain transplant and be able to tell time

Never happen. Spinal cord cannot be cut and reattached

In other news, a man in KC called Claythan says he will be able to perform full head in the next 8 minutes.

And people thought human trafficking was just for sex...test patients would tough to find.

When will dick transplants be possible?

Awesome!

Hope I wasn't born too late.

It'll be kind of annoying to ogle some young woman from the back, only to have her turn around and have the face of an 80 year-old guy.

imagine the new dating world

"this guy says he's 25 but he SO MATURE...is he a head tranny?"

"my 30 yo BF acts like he has dementia sometimes...is he a headjob?"

"why can't we meet your parents?"

Advice column: "Is your date playing head games with you?"

So if you suddenly found yourself as a head looking for a body, which would you choose?

1. A slightly pudgy out-of-shape body of your own gender.
2. A smokin' hot body of the opposite gender.

First thing that came to mind

https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_i...odies-photo-u1

I was on the corner getting some head getting some head

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LMAO

She's a real "butterface."

This is why I don't post much. All of you mother****ers are absolute assassins ROFL

Clay is turning into Deberg before our very eyes.

Is this how we get a 10 cent head on a million dollar body? I've heard that's a thing.

As we all know, heart transplants have done us a lot of good, but some people are now saying head transplants are better.... Are heart transplants no longer that good?

*new fear of dying unlocked*

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I don't know why so many are joking about this. I don't expect it to be this close but I expect sometime in the next 50 years they may be able to do stuff like this and human quasi immortality is getting closer.

I don't care what my head/brain is on as long as I am still able to live for hundreds hopefully thousands of years. Yes it won't be as good as living now but I will still get to post on Chiefsplanet and read Deberg threads.

I'm hoping to become a ClayI bot, myself.

No one has considered that we could just keep rotating Mahomes' head onto other bodies for the rest of time?

We should practice this on Skyy Moore. Remove his head, throw the body away, then throw the head away.

If your head is transplanted onto another dude's body and you jerk off, is it gay?

Only if you use your severed ex-head as a masturbation instrument.

Scariest thought about this, is it probably really isn't "you".... The you is no longer there, and it is now just a robotic copied version of yourself with your memories and able to act on them and create future memories, in this "new you" that isn't actually "you"...

In a sense, you never wake up from this, but everyone thinks you do.

What? You is all in your own head. As long as the head is intact, that's all that matters.

Oh, I thought they were talking about eternal life, and giving you a robotic head, I watched it without sound...

So it's taking your head and putting it on another's body... what fully intact functioning bodies do they plan to use that are brain dead? Would there actually be enough to support the demand of cancer patients?

We'll all be transplanted on Chinese female infant bodies, I bet.

Infanticide aside, that's another question. It would seem more cost-effective to go onto an infant body, but only if the body grew. With our adult heads, I assume we'd be able to forgo the potty training and non-talking years. We'd only need some PE courses to get strong enough to walk.

It'd be cool to see a little baby with a big adult head walking down the street to a coffee shop.

Adult-headed babies would also be really good long-distance astronauts, though you'd have to plan for them to outgrow their space suits. The first person on Mars would plant a 12 inch tall flag.

More bullshit posted by MeatPeeker. I'm sure they got this technology from the Alien Base under the Giza Pyramid.

The OP should be restricted to posting in RR.

better than any boring garbage you've ever shat out on CP

"Shat out on CP" is your MO.