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TLO 03-28-2025 04:57 PM

I don’t think this is a fastball when your wife sent pics of her butthole to half of
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 18013026)
No surprise since it's the home of Clint the Wichita Cuck

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Originally Posted by ThrobProng (Post 18013031)
LMAO

You're just jealous because you can't get anyone to **** your pig of a wife.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 18013258)
I don’t think this is a fastball when your wife sent pics of her butthole to half of this site.

Feels like this needs its own thread

ROYC75 03-28-2025 04:59 PM

Like, What the Hell is going on around here!

notorious 03-28-2025 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROYC75 (Post 18013466)
Like, What the butthole is going on around here!

fyp

Mephistopheles Janx 03-28-2025 05:01 PM

Yes... this definitely needed it's own thread.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/RZqR6...RqoRx/200w.gif

Coochie liquor 03-28-2025 05:03 PM

That’s disgusting!!! Anyone have one of these pics she sent? For a friend, of course!

Coochie liquor 03-28-2025 05:05 PM

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George Liquor 03-28-2025 05:09 PM

Clint will be back around 8:30 Monday morning. Might give it a bump then.

Hammock Parties 03-28-2025 05:25 PM

man i never got any butthole pics

Spott 03-28-2025 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 18013495)
man i never got any butthole pics

Just imagine Hope Solo spilled chocolate on herself.

Rainbarrel 03-28-2025 05:27 PM

Remember that time we got high and ate those marshmallows covered in pissants. For $100 Alex

Sassy Squatch 03-28-2025 05:28 PM

This butthole lived near you?

ChiefsCountry 03-28-2025 05:37 PM

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/show...postcount=1184
Quote:

Zack couldn't get his dick wet at a glory hole convention, and GoChiefs, what else needs to be said. If I'm disliked by these two, I must be doing something right!

ChiefsCountry 03-28-2025 05:38 PM

Have fun I think its in this thread
https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=230115

Rain Man 03-28-2025 05:43 PM

This is why I don't go to Chiefsplanet concerts.

Hammock Parties 03-28-2025 05:45 PM

what if rednfiesty was the cougar who took my virginity via adultfriendfinder? she had red hair

ShortRoundChief 03-28-2025 05:47 PM

Are we talking bleached or not?

KCUnited 03-28-2025 05:53 PM

Hopefully a stick of deodorant was involved for varying reasons

Delano 03-28-2025 06:03 PM

A curried thong was pulled to the side in said pictures. Part of a series also including a Nissan murano and Mike Pennel dressed as Chewbacca.

Pablo 03-28-2025 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 18013537)
A curried thong was pulled to the side in said pictures. Part of a series also including a Nissan murano and Mike Pennel dressed as Chewbacca.

Boy that is a word combo I didn't need to get in my brain.

The smell of a curried thong and warm turtle tank...

https://media.tenor.com/_w8bOtRhQ6MA...aughn-chat.gif

Lzen 03-28-2025 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 18013495)
man i never got any butthole pics

Me, either...





Thank God

scho63 03-28-2025 06:12 PM

Life was so much better in the offseason after won the Superbowl. Less than 2 months into the offseason and it's already a hot mess....cmon draft!

threebag 03-28-2025 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 18013516)
what if rednfiesty was the cougar who took my virginity via adultfriendfinder? she had red hair

She would have had to had a dick too.

Kman34 03-28-2025 06:48 PM

This butthole live near you???

hometeam 03-28-2025 07:50 PM

what in the ****


but for real hook it up with butthole pics

threebag 03-28-2025 07:57 PM

https://i.seadn.io/s/raw/files/30570...t&dpr=1&w=1000

Pablo 03-28-2025 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 18013630)
what in the ****


but for real hook it up with butthole pics

You know billay can read this right?

hometeam 03-28-2025 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 18013662)
You know billay can read this right?

I said what I said.

ChiliConCarnage 03-28-2025 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 18013630)
what in the ****


but for real hook it up with butthole pics

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...n_buttocks.jpg

Pepe Silvia 03-28-2025 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 18013539)
Boy that is a word combo I didn't need to get in my brain.

The smell of a curried thong and warm turtle tank...

https://media.tenor.com/_w8bOtRhQ6MA...aughn-chat.gif

You are going to summon Pasta.

Bearcat 03-28-2025 09:04 PM

This is why I don't attend crap concerts

Bearcat 03-28-2025 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 18013514)
This is why I don't go to Chiefsplanet concerts.

LMAO

notorious 03-28-2025 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Pepe Silvia (Post 18013699)
You are going to summon Pasta.

Is that all you deadbeats do all day? Talk about cooz?

Pepe Silvia 03-28-2025 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 18013715)
Is that all you deadbeats do all day? Talk about cooz?

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TLO 03-29-2025 10:41 AM

Thought this thread would create more burst.
Oh well

cabletech94 03-29-2025 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 18013928)
Thought this thread would create more burst.
Oh well

Needs MOAR butt-holes!!!!

ChiefsCountry 03-29-2025 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 18013928)
Thought this thread would create more burst.
Oh well

Clint is in the clink until Monday morning at 8am

Deberg_1990 03-29-2025 12:25 PM

This thread is why I don’t do Chiefsplanet meetups.

Titty Meat 03-29-2025 09:50 PM

Let's see that butthole

Womble 03-29-2025 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 18014663)
Let's see that butthole

She showed me it at the George Brett after I'd whooped her husband's ass.

Looked like this:

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ec/05/78/e...97fc5732b0.jpg

suzzer99 03-29-2025 10:58 PM

I'm very disappointed to be in the half of CP that didn't receive pics of ThrobPong's wife's butthole.

ThyKingdomCome15 03-29-2025 11:49 PM

We need to win the Super Bowl so CP can get back on the right track.

scho63 03-30-2025 12:10 AM

This thread has made a real.ass out of itself.

Chargem 03-30-2025 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 18014698)
This thread has made a real.ass out of itself.

I don't think we are getting the hole story here...

BigRichard 03-30-2025 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 18014698)
This thread has made a real.ass out of itself.

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Originally Posted by Chargem (Post 18014710)
I don't think we are getting the hole story here...

Something really stinks for sure.

threebag 03-30-2025 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRichard (Post 18014755)
Something really stinks for sure.

They’ll finger it out

Rainbarrel 03-30-2025 08:55 AM

Warning! Surf thread carefully Possible gnarly wipeout eminent

gblowfish 03-30-2025 10:40 AM

I hate the offseason.

scho63 03-30-2025 10:59 AM

Photos or it didn't happen ..

Titty Meat 03-30-2025 11:22 AM

Fun fact for any guy reading this:

But a finger up your butthole about 1.5 inches up and start moving it around. You will feel alot of pleasure

Bearcat 03-30-2025 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 18014895)
Fun fact for any guy reading this:

But a finger up your butthole about 1.5 inches up and start moving it around. You will feel alot of pleasure

Curiosity killed the CPer when the wife walks in...


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TLO 03-30-2025 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 18014895)
Fun fact for any guy reading this:

But a finger up your butthole about 1.5 inches up and start moving it around. You will feel alot of pleasure

Rthk yoy

TribalElder 03-30-2025 08:30 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GnUYV94W...pg&name=medium

Delano 03-30-2025 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 18014895)
Fun fact for any guy reading this:

But a finger up your butthole about 1.5 inches up and start moving it around. You will feel alot of pleasure

That’s about as gay as using cologne or a wash cloth in the shower.

booger 03-30-2025 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 18014698)
This thread has made a real.ass out of itself.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chargem (Post 18014710)
I don't think we are getting the hole story here...

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRichard (Post 18014755)
Something really stinks for sure.

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag (Post 18014773)
They’ll finger it out

In this scenario we can’t forget to mention corn. Even if she hadn’t ate any recently she may have been reading up on stock prices in the paper while getting corn holed. Either or even both are quite possible. Especially if she threw the piece of corn in the air and caught it in her mouth like a piece of popcorn. Which is hard enough to train your dog to do let alone your wife.

ThrobProng 03-31-2025 07:57 AM

Calling Chiefcountry's wife a pig was definitely a fastball, because it's the truth. LMAO

Iowanian 03-31-2025 10:32 AM

How many times do you think you mouth kissed her, when she still had the kids of a member of this board swinging on her uvula?


As to cc’s Mrs…I have no idea if she’s a super model or meets with dr now monthly…..but she’s not here gobbling cocks, cyber nor in person.

ChiefsCountry 03-31-2025 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ThrobProng (Post 18015486)
Calling Chiefcountry's wife a pig was definitely a fastball, because it's the truth. LMAO

Jokes on you cuckboy I've never been married.

ThrobProng 03-31-2025 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 18015634)
How many times do you think you mouth kissed her, when she still had the kids of a member of this board swinging on her uvula?

LMAO Zero, unless you can prove otherwise.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 18015634)
As to cc’s Mrs…I have no idea if she’s a super model or meets with dr now monthly…..but she’s not here gobbling cocks, cyber nor in person.

Shocker, she doesn't exist.

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 18015635)
Jokes on you cuckboy I've never been married.

So you're gay, I should've known.

Are you dating Iowanian? He seems very invested in defending your honor.

TLO 03-31-2025 11:19 AM

:popcorn:

tooge 03-31-2025 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 18015634)
How many times do you think you mouth kissed her, when she still had the kids of a member of this board swinging on her uvula?


As to cc’s Mrs…I have no idea if she’s a super model or meets with dr now monthly…..but she’s not here gobbling cocks, cyber nor in person.

Yeah, Clunt has probably got some DNA from Chiefs Planet at some point. I don't get it though. She is a tubby chick with sorta big floppy boobs. Yuck

ThrobProng 03-31-2025 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 18015670)
Yeah, Clunt has probably got some DNA from Chiefs Planet at some point. I don't get it though. She is a tubby chick with sorta big floppy boobs. Yuck

How old are the pics you've seen?

The cirrhosis helps her keep the weight down. LMAO

I feel sorry for the old man who's stuck with her now.

Sassy Squatch 03-31-2025 11:42 AM

Took a couple days but we've finally got burst

tooge 03-31-2025 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrobProng (Post 18015674)
How old are the pics you've seen?

The cirrhosis helps her keep the weight down. LMAO

I feel sorry for the old man who's stuck with her now.

I feel sorry for anyone that has ever been married to her. Tells me quite a bit about their decision making.

ThrobProng 03-31-2025 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 18015693)
I feel sorry for anyone that has ever been married to her. Tells me quite a bit about their decision making.

Please elaborate, counselor.

ChiefsCountry 03-31-2025 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Sassy Squatch (Post 18015682)
Took a couple days but we've finally got burst

Well considering Clint was in the clink from 5pm on Friday until. Monday morning at 8am.....

ThrobProng 03-31-2025 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 18015726)
Well considering Clint was in the clink from 5pm on Friday until. Monday morning at 8am.....

Yawn. Do better, gay boy.

tooge 03-31-2025 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrobProng (Post 18015697)
Please elaborate, counselor.

You got divorced. Both of you make shitty decisions. She isn't exactly a "looker", so either you aren't, and it's the best you could do, same with her, or, you both simply make shitty decisions. Probably some of both.

scho63 03-31-2025 12:53 PM

What the **** started all this shit?

You guys fighting over the $100 tab at Pasta Brioni?

ThrobProng 03-31-2025 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 18015746)
You got divorced. Both of you make shitty decisions. She isn't exactly a "looker", so either you aren't, and it's the best you could do, same with her, or, you both simply make shitty decisions. Probably some of both.

She used to be a looker eons ago. Better than you could've done, I'm sure.

That was her only decent quality, that's why I got rid of her and upgraded.

ThrobProng 03-31-2025 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 18015751)
What the **** started all this shit?

You guys fighting over the $100 tab at Pasta Brioni?

It started from CC being chronically butthurt by differing opinions in DC.

tooge 03-31-2025 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrobProng (Post 18015760)
She used to be a looker eons ago. Better than you could've done, I'm sure.

That was her only decent quality, that's why I got rid of her and upgraded.

Yeah, no. I dated plenty of gorgeous gals before I married one. Been married 31 years. I don't date or marry shitbags like you obviously do

ThrobProng 03-31-2025 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 18015797)
Yeah, no. I dated plenty of gorgeous gals before I married one. Been married 31 years. I don't date or marry shitbags like you obviously do

Riiiight. I'll bet you're super rich with a 10 inch dick, too. LMAO

A shitbag like you could only be married to a fellow shitbag, especially for 31 years. Shitbags of a feather...

Rainbarrel 03-31-2025 04:07 PM

This is DC shit? Well then cut off the dicks of all who want to take Greenland by force. When it trickles back

KCUnited 03-31-2025 04:11 PM

Sounds more like Brownland got taken by minimal effort

Abba-Dabba 03-31-2025 08:16 PM

Grumpy old men arguing over pussy from 20 years. 2.5 out of 10.

ThyKingdomCome15 04-01-2025 01:31 AM

This might be the most epic thing I've ever read here and there's a lot to pick from.

Rausch 04-01-2025 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrobProng (Post 18015761)
It started from CC being chronically butthurt by differing opinions in DC.

And the right move was to continue arguing with a person who's opinion you don't value?

That's a bowl strategy, Cotton. Toilet bowl strategy.


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