Official re-open the investigation thread
 

It is my duty to see this through. I joined to do my tour with honor, and I would be remiss if I did not present the evidence I have.

Exhibit A. "The plan"
Pilot lazarus (SPY strapped to bomb, and against all war anyway)
Copilot morphius (promoted to Pilot Copilot RedNFiesty)

Exhibit B. "The threat"
Don't make me frag you too! I mean, i hope no spy gets you in your bunk...

Exhibit C. "The cover-up"

The military investigates morphius’ “jokes” about killing lazarus, but with the testimony of other crew members he is quickly exonerated.


Exhibit D. "The payoff"
(Oh, and yeah, sure. We'll bend the rules a bit as long as RednFeisty doesn't mind starting out as a waist gunner. We can't deny the crew their promotions.)

The motive? Like is the case so often, betrayal over a attractive female :shake:

You buttmunch!! Just can't let it go! I'm sorry I don't flirt with you enough!

You know if the bouquet of flowers would have been better and the chocolates not half eaten, then you might have had a chance!! :p

A redhead in Fire Below would work a lot better ;)......but thats not my motive for this investigation.....really :)

Oh, so now you are more into cartoons then the real thing...tisk tisk tisk!

Them bumps ain't brains! or you would have picked up the redhead I was talking about :shake: ;)

Damn you!! I still don't get it. :(

What color is your hair!!!!!

Stop the damned inquisition already! :cuss: The enemy is Hitler and his minions, we have to stick together or he has won already!

Redneck - There is no way you are getting Red from me, just not going to happen. Don't make me have you courtmartialed.

Red, but I'm not the redhead from Fire Below? Hydrea is right, Hitler is the enemy, not my crew!!

I am sure lazarus would be wondering about the whole stick together thing is he was still alive!................really I am just jealous shhhhh

Alright damn it! but she was the last free agent chick :banghead: wait a minute! is Jenny Gump taken?

I think she is available.

Its jsut too bad I have no idea what she looks like, jsut hear that she is good looking.

For the record I am mutt face ugly in real life, but we are all good looking on the net :)

Thats not true!

Yes, Jenny is hot!

Luckily I have met Red, so I know what she looks like. The fact that she doesn't think I'm fbugly is just a bonus.

My hero, the first man willing to fight for me!!

Well if I weren't dead I'd be doing my part to keep this investigation going as well. But as they say, dead men tell no tales........

Maybe your just mostly dead, and not all dead. Of course with an attitude like that, I'm not going to point you in the direction of Miracle Max.

RNF:

Morph can't get involved in the hand-to hand stuff.....so he leaves the kill and maim stuff to the Gunners......we are so good at what we do, even CSI wouldn't be able to find evidence of a murder.....

mmaddog
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Mmaddog, baby, your back!! Hey, I'm a gunner now to, I get to learn how to hide the evidence!!

I'm pretty sure I qualify as all dead. What is it when you feel nothing, see nothing, and hear nothing?


Anyway, I'm sure that RNR's envy will push him on until all the facts have come out.

I'm going to reach down to the underworld and strangle you if you don't hush! :cuss:

I think Red has done a good job of distracting him. He knows that Jenny is available, and will be too busy tring to bring her aboard to worry about my crew and me.

Morphius
Its good to be the king.

Can strangling a dead guy have any affect?


You all are sure defensive about all of this. I would think if things went down the way you say you would be a little more open to probing questions. Since you would have nothing to fear........

I could have sworn Jenny was promoted to take the place of some poor casualty on plane #1..........


Hader,
reaching up from the grave to do mischief

WTF is going on here and why was I summoned?

Thats right, she is on Dream Sickle now.

RNF.....

Welcome to the club......but please don't forget you are our Co-Pilot first.....

mmaddog
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Hi Logical, honey!

I am RNF, I can do all that I want!

My guess is the mutineers wanted me and RNR dealt with.

Aww, but Ebola deserves to be Co-Pilot, all of you deserve to be where you are now. I am very happy to be waist gunner!

See RNR, they got you chasing someone who is no longer available.


Keep the heat on these mutineers!

She is more then the co-pilot. She is the heart, soul and inspiration for not only Deep Red, but the Pilot as well.

I'm going to cry!! Come here you!

There may have been a crime and then again, the guy that started this thread may have ulterior motives :hmmm:

Well, I guess if Jenny is taken, then I'm just gonna have to reincarnate Raiderhader and dye his hair red, force some hair extensions, and there you go, one Red headed chick.

Don't listen, he is just jealous!

There you go RNR, the perfect mate for ya!!

Oh hell no! I ain't about to become some red headed bitch for a friggen raider fan! fuck that. You can't reach far enough into the depths of hell to bring me back up........

In my heart I already am there.

That would only happen if we were doing life without the possibility of parole, and then my friend life in jail would be no fun for you at all ROFL

Then STFD&STFU.

I can hear the rumors now!

Oh dear Lord! Could this get any more sappy? :rolleyes:

Thankfully I don't forsee jail in my future.


Otherwise suicide might be a better option.....

Oh, wait, they have already started. Thats the point of this thread!

I honestly couldn't think of a response to your post for minutes. Which is highly unusual.

Morphius
A big tease

Touchy, touchy, touchy.......

ROFL

had a friend in college that used every sappy cheesy line in the world to get women to go out with him. Some of the funniest damn shit I have ever seen first hand. The best were when he bombed, cause oh did he bomb.

No, I just know I could crush you or let Fraz at you again.

RNF that is my Gun not my weapon but I like the way you fight.;)

Hehehe, kitty get your tongue?

I have ONE line that is waiting to be used. And while it can certainly be called sappy, it could also be filed under charming. Just depending on the delivery.

Petty clever huh? I know how to bat my lashes and use my hands!!

Bullets in one hand and daggers in the other.......


I don't like my options, I want to start over.

Evidently RNR has not known the mystery of a cunning red head.

See what happens when you mess with RnF!!

We'll get to that in a minute.

Morphius
True to form.

He is a Faider fan, would you expect more?

Man morphius don't you know that a hot pussy can never wait.

The last one got my house :banghead:

Excellent point.

I haven't been single since I was 16, didn't have a use for pickup lines. But back in the day, I still had women hitting on me and got stuck playing the wingman a lot. Did a lot of talking to a lot of girls.

I've just been beaten by a girl. This dead boy is going back to the pits of hell to be tormented by satan. That hurts less.....

Damn b!tch. You should have burnt it first!

Get used to it, that is just a regular part of life.ROFL

Oh they can wait, but hey, with a toungue like mine...

I haven't been single since I was 18, and I still have women hitting on me, but with a different ending!! :p

I never have been good with pick up lines! Then again, I have never needed them!!

Talking is about all I do. If they actually want to talk to me......

Damn skippy, I don't lose many fights. Now put your tail between your legs and go play with Saddam and Satin!!

You know deep down I do sort of like you!!

Oh the things I have to look forward to. :shake:

Yeah one of the few things I got from the cheating exwife was my wedding ring, my son said I should melt it down and make something out of it, my instant thought was a bullet! FWIW I threw it away.

Prove it!

Not a bad thought!

You threw it away, I guess I can't say that I blame you.

I'm not sure what to think of that. :spock:


Since I decided to stay up this late I might as well bust out the rum.....

Ever watch South Park?