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Mission 7: Mow 'em down! Toro, Toro, Toro!
I hope to start the missions tonight. Worst case: Sunday.
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Fire up the Trailer!
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Can't wait to take Sky Chief out and light up the show
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lucy quipment good to go this time around. we've been training.
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Patriotism is alive and well! |
Last mission I didn't even get to fire my gun! I have Fock Wolfe fever!!
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B-17 #3 – Dreamsicle Pilot Logical (6) Copilot memyselfi (6) Bombardier Hoover (6) Navigator The Bad Guy (6) Engineer JimNasium (6) Radio Op. BigChiefDave (6) Tail Gunner Ecto-I (6) Ball Turret Gunner Warrior5 (6) Right Waist Gunner cntrygal (6) Left Waist Gunner JennyGump (5) Target: Rotterdam Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy, but the ball turret gun is jamming. Warrior5 is working to get it back in order. Zone 3 Out: North Sea 3 Fw190s attack Ecto-I fires, damages Fw190 Hoover fires, misses Jimnasium fires, misses The bad guy fires, misses 3 Fws miss, break off attack Zone 4 Out: Netherlands (Entering Target Zone) 1 Me110 attacks Cntrygal fires, misses Bigchiefdave fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack 5 Fw190s attack Hoover fires, misses The bad guy fires, misses Jimnasium fires, misses Cntrygal fires, misses Fw scores 1 hit -superficial damage to nose Fw scores 2 hits -superficial damage to pilot compartment -starboard flap hit – no effect Fw scores 6 hits from 6 o’clock level. -starboard wing root damaged -superficial damage to radio room -superficial damage to radio room -superficial damage to Engine #1 -superficial damage to Engine #1 -starboard tail root damaged 3 Fws circle, attack again. Hoover fires, misses Jimnasium fires, misses The bad guy fires, misses Ecto-I fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Fw scores 4 hits -pilot compartment – top turret gun knocked out of commission and Jimnasium is seriously wounded by a hit to the mid-chest. -superficial damage to port wing -superficial damage to port wing -superficial damage to waist Fw scores 1 hit -jennygump’s oxygen is hit. She switches to her backup supply. 2 Fws circle, attack again The bad guy fires, misses Cntrygal fires, misses Hoover fires, misses Ecto-I fires, damages Fw190 Fw scores 4 hits -superficial damage to starboard wing -pilot compartment – windscreen shatters – no heat for jimnasium and memyselfI -starboard aileron out of commission -superficial damage to nose Damaged Fw scores 2 hits -top turret shattered – heat out for jimnasium -superficial damage to radio room 2 Fws break off attack 5 Me109s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters Ecto-I fires, damages Me109 Cntrygal fires, misses Jennygump fires, misses Bigchiefdave fires, misses The bad guy fires, kills Me109 Damaged Me, 1 other Me misses, break off attack Me scores 1 hit -starboard wing root damaged again Me circles, attacks again Ecto-I fires, kills Me109 Despite the loss of the windscreen, logical decides the plane’s best option is to continue the bombing run and then drop down afterward. He and memyselfI grit their teeth and keep going. Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather No Flak Bomb run off target – 0% score Zone 4: Netherlands (Leaving Target Zone) 3 Me109s driven off by fighters Zone 3 Back: North Sea Logical drops Dreamsicle down to 10,000 feet to avoid frostbite for himself, memyselfI, and jimnasium. Dreamsicle must complete the mission out of formation. 2 Me109s are driven off by fighters Zone 2: English Channel 4 Me109s attack – 2 are driven off by fighters Hoover fires, misses Jimnasium fires, misses Ecto-I fires, kills Me109 The bad guy fires, misses Me scores 3 hits -superficial damage to bomb bay -superficial damage to bomb bay -superficial damage to tail Me circles, attacks again Warrior5 finally gets his gun to operate Warrior5 fires, misses Cntrygal fires, misses Me misses, but circles again since Dreamsicle is out of formation Jennygump fires, misses Ecto-I fires, kills Me109 Zone 1: England Good weather Logical brings the fleet’s newest convertible down saefely. Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Jimnasium is sent home to try to recover from his wound. Pilot Logical (6) Copilot memyselfi (6) Bombardier Hoover (6) Navigator The Bad Guy (6) Engineer BigChiefDave (6) , promoted Radio Op. Ecto-I (6) , promoted Tail Gunner Warrior5 (6) , promoted Ball Turret Gunner cntrygal (6) , promoted Right Waist Gunner JennyGump (5), promoted Left Waist Gunner XXX Ecto-I – what a monster at the tail gun. |
Dammit, we need some target practice.
ah well.... since we made it back, who wants a drink? |
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B-17 #4 – Red, White, and Blew by You Pilot KCWolfman (6) Copilot Lattimer (6) Bombardier go bo (6) Navigator KCJohnny (6) Engineer Redcoats58 (6) Radio Op. voyager (6) Tail Gunner munkey (6) Ball Turret Gunner TheFly (6) Right Waist Gunner cdcox (6) Left Waist Gunner headsnap (5) Target: Lille Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 2 Me109s driven away by fighters Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Light Flak Bomb run off target – 0% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 1 Fw190, 3 Me109s attack – 1 Fw190 and 1 Me109 driven off by fighters Gobo fires, misses Redcoats58 fires, kills Me109 Kcjohnny fires, misses Munkey fires, misses Me109 misses, breaks off attack 2 Me109s, Me110 attack – 1 Me110 is driven off by fighters Gobo fires, misses Kcjohnny fires, hits Me109 Munkey fires, kills Me109 Redcoats58 fires, misses Hit Me109 misses, breaks off target Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot KCWolfman (6) Copilot Lattimer (6) Bombardier go bo (6) Navigator KCJohnny (6) Engineer Redcoats58 (6) Radio Op. voyager (6) Tail Gunner munkey (6) Ball Turret Gunner TheFly (6) Right Waist Gunner cdcox (6) Left Waist Gunner headsnap (5) That was just a fighter sweep, I guess. |
Doesn't ENDelt drive a porkwagon?
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Poor Jim Nasium some on my crew had been complaining about no promotions. Well they got them at his expense. Poor little animated guy.:shake:
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B-17 #5 – El Duderino Pilot ENDelt260 (6) Copilot SNR (6) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (6) Navigator philfree (6) Engineer Talisman (6) Radio Op. AJKCFAN (6) Tail Gunner Radar Chief (6) Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (6) Right Waist Gunner Scaga (6) Left Waist Gunner Fat Elvis (1) Target: Rotterdam Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: North Sea No enemy Zone 4 Out: Netherlands (Entering Target Zone) 5 Fw190s attack Hawaiianboy fires, misses Talisman fires, kills Fw190 Radar chief fires, misses Fat elvis fires, misses Scaga fires, misses Garcia bronco fires, misses Philfree fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Fw scores 1 hit -superficial damage to radio room Fw strafes in from 3 o’clock high, scores 6 hits -superficial damage to starboard wing -superficial damage to starboard wing -ball turret – Hawaiianboy’s heat is knocked out. It gets cold fast in that ball turret, too. -superficial damage to tail -port wing flap out -port wing - #1 outboard engine goes up in a stream of sparks and flame, starts cutting out. Enddelt keeps the plane under control while SNR tries to adjust power. Unfortunately, the damage won’t allow the engine to be stopped and feathered, so the engine continues to sputter, but with little power. El Duderino is not going to be able to keep up with the rest of the formation, and begins dropping back. Fw strafes in and banks from 9 o’clock high, scores 9 hits from front to back (El Duderino has run into some veteran Nazis.) -nose – Garcia bronco sustains light wound to mid chest -nose – philfree sustains light wound to left foot -superficial damage to pilot compartment -port wing root damaged -superficial damage to bomb bay -superficial damage to radio room -waist – left waist gun is knocked out of commission (Fat Elvis is fine, but ticked off.) -waist – right waist gun is knocked out of commission (scaga is okay, but ticked off.) -superficial damage to tail 3 Fws circle, attack again Radar chief fires, misses Talisman fires, misses Hawaiianboy fires, misses Garcia bronco fires, misses Philfree fires, kills Fw190 Fw misses, breaks off attack Fw scores 2 hits -superficial damage to port wing -superficial damage to nose Fw circles, attacks again Radar chief fires, misses Talisman fires, damages Fw190 Damaged Fw misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Medium Flak - misses Despite blood staining the front of his flight suit, Garcia bronco lines up and does his job – 30% score El Duderino is falling back fast, and Hawaiianboy is going to be under pressure with both waist guns out. Enddelt makes the decision to drop down to 10,000 feet and try to sneak out of occupied territory unobserved. El Duderino is limping along with the sputtering engine, which is actually worse than having the engine completely die, so its cruising speed is cut almost in half. It’s a sitting duck for fighters, so all the gunners get their adrenaline pumping. Even though they’re not familiar with the front guns, Scaga and Fat Elvis move up to the nose and take over the nose gun and cheek guns for the wounded bombardier and navigator. This frees a limping philfree up to be the full-time navigator on the lonely trip home, and Garcia bronco heads toward the back of the plane to tend his wound and be ready in case help is needed at the ball turret or tail gun. Zone 4 Back: Netherlands (Leaving Target Zone) 1 Me109, 1 Me110 attack Radar chief fires, damages Me110 Talisman fires, misses Hawaiianboy fires, misses scaga fires, misses Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack. 1 Me misses, circles and attacks again since El Duderino is out of formation Fat Elvis fires, kills Me109 scaga fires, misses 1 Fw190, 3 Me109s attack – 1 Me109 is driven away by a fighter that happens to see the attack. Radar chief fires, misses Talisman fires, kills Me109 Ajkcfan fires, misses Hawaiianboy fires, misses Fw misses, circles again Me misses, circles again Hawaiianboy fires, misses Talisman fires, kills Me109 scaga fires, misses Fat Elvis fires, misses Fw misses, circles again Fat Elvis fires, misses Talisman fires, misses 2 Me109s, 1 Me110 attack Radar chief fires, misses Talisman fires, misses Hawaiianboy fires, misses Fat Elvis fires, misses 2 Mes miss Me scores 3 hits -superficial damage to port wing -port wing – the damaged flap is blown off the plane -superficial damage to waist 2 Me109s, 1 Me110 circle, attack again Fat Elvis fires, damages Me109 Hawaiianboy fires, kills Me109 Radar chief fires, misses Talisman fires, misses Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack Me110 scores 2 hits -superficial damage to pilot compartment -superficial damage to pilot compartment Me circles, attacks again Fat Elvis fires, misses Radar chief fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -superficial damage to pilot compartment Me breaks off attack 2 Fw190s attack Radar chief fires, misses Talisman fires, misses scaga fires, misses Fw scores 1 hit -superficial damage to radio room Fw scores 2 hits -pilot compartment – Enddelt suffers light wound to the right forearm. SNR takes the controls. -nose – scaga suffers light wound to the left chest 2 Fws circle, attack again Garcia Bronco, more accustomed to the front guns, moves back to the front of the plane and scaga moves back to the waist. Radar chief fires, kills Fw190 Hawaiianboy fires, misses Fw scores 2 hits -superficial damage to nose -radio room – radio is now inoperable. Ditching in the water would be a very bad thing since El Duderino’s position can’t be broadcast. Fw circles, attacks again Talisman fires, damages Fw190 Radar chief fires, kills Fw190 with simultaneous hit Zone 3 Back: North Sea El Duderino continues to slog back at half speed, and the Germans have sighted in on the wounded bomber. The nose gun, top turret, and ball turret guns are running low on ammunition. 2 Fw190s attack Garcia bronco fires, misses Fat Elvis fires, misses Radar chief fires, kills Fw190 Fw misses, circles again Talisman fires, kills Fw190 Garcia bronco fires, misses 2 Fw190s, 1 Me109, 1 Me110 attack Radar chief fires, misses Talisman fires, kills Me109 Fat Elvis fires, misses 2 Fws miss Me110 scores 3 hits -superficial damage to starboard wing -superficial damage to tail -superficial damage to port wing 2 Fws, Me110 circle, attack again Hawaiianboy fires, misses Garcia bronco fires, misses Fat Elvis fires, misses Talisman fires, kills Fw190 Fw190, Me110 miss, circle again Radar chief fires, misses Talisman fires, misses Hawaiianboy fires, misses Fat Elvis fires, misses Fw190, Me110 miss, break off attack. Out of the waist gun window, scaga sees the Me110 pilot offer a salute as the planes pull away. Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England The weather is poor at the base, and the radio is not working, so SNR hopes that the runway is clear. The ground crews are stunned to hear the sound of a B-17, one engine sputtering and fighting, nearly two hours after the formation was due to return. Cheers arise as a battered El Duderino cuts through the cloud bank, wings inadvertently waggling, circles once to line up with the runway, and then bounces to a rough landing. El Duderino travels to the end of the runway, cuts power, and then circles involuntarily off the tarmac as the #1 engine continues to push it forward. The plane slows further in the mud and a ground crew member runs underneath to chock the wheels. Mission accomplished. Aftereffects None – Despite injuries to four crew members, the plane and the crew are easily repairable. Eligible for next mission Pilot ENDelt260 (6) Copilot SNR (6) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (6) Navigator philfree (6) Engineer Talisman (6) Radio Op. 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Dang, flying tonight. Guess I shouldn't have put down all those brews and gone thru half the red light district last night. I'm not going to sending money home anytime soon. You only live twice.
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Wow, that was quite a flight! I think that whole crew deserves medals for above and beyond the call of duty.
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B-17 #6 – Wrath of Zod II – Son of Zod Pilot Morphius (3) Copilot papasmurf (6) Bombardier Saggysack (2) Navigator Alphaman (6) Engineer RednFeisty (2) Radio Op. Redbrian (6) Tail Gunner Chief Henry (6) Ball Turret Gunner MrBlond (2) Right Waist Gunner jenson71 (5) Left Waist Gunner MikeTheWildcat (2) Target: Rotterdam Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: North Sea No enemy Zone 4 Out: Netherlands (Entering Target Zone) 1 Fw190, 3 Me109s attack – 1 Fw190 and 1 Me109 driven away by fighters alphaman fires, hits Me109 rednfeisty fires, misses mrblond fires, misses Fw strafes in from 12 o’clock low upward into Zod’s belly, scoring 7 hits -superficial damage to starboard wing -superficial damage to nose -pilot compartment – top turret gun is knocked out of commission, and alphaman sustains a light wound to the left thigh. -superficial damage to bomb bay -superficial damage to radio room -superficial damage to waist -tailplane hit, but no significant damage Hit Me scores 2 hits -starboard wing root damaged -port wing – Uh-oh. A bullet penetrates the outboard fuel tank, and in a flash of light and heat the entire tank explodes. The initial explosion throws the plane to the right, and it then violently rolls to the left and begins a long, violent corkscrew into the ground. Copilot papasmurf (6) and Navigator Alphaman (6) are killed in the initial explosion. Pilot Morphius (3), Radio Op. Redbrian (6), Ball Turret Gunner MrBlond (2) are knocked unconscious in the initial explosion, and mercifully do not know when they hit the ground in the near-sonic-speed crash. Engineer RednFeisty (2) and Tail Gunner Chief Henry (6) aren’t so lucky. They survive the initial explosion, but are pinned inside the plane by centrifugal forces. They can’t escape from the doomed plane and have no chance as it buries itself into the Dutch countryside. Left Waist Gunner MikeTheWildcat (2) took the brunt of the explosion and was thrown out of the plane immediately. Seriously injured and on fire, he deploys his chute, but it too is on fire. The chute fails at 4,000 feet and he becomes a flaming projectile. Bombardier Saggysack (2) is hurled from the plane at 14,000 feet, crashing through the plexiglass nose. Semi-conscious and disoriented, he deploys his chute too quickly and it shreds at high speed. He becomes a projectile as well. Right Waist Gunner jenson71 (5) is hurled from the plane at 3,000 feet. At that point, he is diving too fast to deploy his chute and too disoriented to do it anyway. He too slams into Dutch soil. No bomb run Aftereffects Sadly, the Wrath of Zod is no more. Eligible for next mission None. Not much you can do when that happens. RIP, unlucky crew of the Zod. |
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that shit makes ya stop and think for a minute... maybe theses milk runs are gonna catch up with us... [yikes smilie] p.s. thanks k-man, for your time doing this game for us bored netfreaks... well, at least it's keeping me from becoming a totally bored netfreak... :p :Peace: :arrow: PBJ PBJ PBJ |
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B-17 #7 – Flyin’ Doublewide Pilot htismaqe (6) Copilot Bwana (6) Bombardier jAZ (6) Navigator 58Forever (6) Engineer fbal4lif32 (6) Radio Op. SDChiefsfan (6) Tail Gunner KC Dan (6) Ball Turret Gunner ExtremeChief (6) Right Waist Gunner trndobrd (6) Left Waist Gunner ROYC75 (4) Target: Abbeville Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 1 Me109 attacks Sdchiefsfan fires, damages Me109 Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 1 Me109 driven off by fighters 5 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters trndobrd fires, kills Fw190 royc75 fires, hits Fw190 fbal4lif32 fires, misses kc dan fires, misses 58forever fires, misses 2 Fws miss, break off attack Fw scores 3 hits -port wing – the outboard fuel tank is hit, but self-seals with no fire, explosion, or leakage -waist – royc75 sustains a light wound to the left chest -superficial damage to radio room Fw circles, attacks again 58forever fires, misses fbal4lif32 fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack 4 Me109s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters jAZ fires, misses royc75 fires, hits Me109 fbal4lif32 fires, misses kc dan fires, misses 3 Mes miss, break off attack Me scores 3 hits -starboard wing root damaged -starboard wing root badly damaged – the plane can’t make any sharp maneuvers now -PING! – a bomb in the bomb bay is hit, but doesn’t explode Me circles, attacks again kc dan fires, misses extremechief fires, misses fbal4lif32 fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -port wing – landing gear is out. A belly landing is in Flyin’ Doublewide’s future. Me circles, attacks again Sdchiefsfan fires, misses extremechief fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather No Flak jAZ makes a nice run – 30% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 3 Fw190s driven off by other fighters 1 Me109 driven off by other fighters Zone 2: English Channel 4 Fw190s attack jAZ fires, misses 58forever fires, misses fbal4lif32 fires, misses kc dan fires, hits Fw190 royc75 fires, misses extremechief fires, misses 2 Fws miss, break off attack Fw scores 1 hit -superficial damage to pilot compartment Fw scores 3 hits -superficial damage to radio room -superficial damage to bomb bay -waist - BLAMMO! The noise of the blast makes the entire crew’s hearts skip a beat, even before they know the damage. A shell has hit trndobrd’s ammo supply. Like a flak burst, the box explodes. Trndobrd is killed immediately as he takes the brunt of the explosion. Royc75 takes at least three errant bullets square to the chest and, combined with his earlier wound, bleeds out and dies. The waist of the plane is peppered with holes, including one large hole on the right side where the ammo supply used to be. 2 Fws circle, attack again jAZ fires, hits Fw190 58forever fires, misses kc dan fires, misses extremechief fires, hits Fw190 Both hit Fws miss, break off attack. Zone 1: England Good weather The excitement isn’t quite over since the landing gear won’t deploy, but htismaqe doesn’t panic. Sdchiefsfan radios in the problem, so the runway is cleared by the time Flyin’ Doublewide arrives. Htismaqe lines up, comes down gently, and the plane grinds to a stop amid spark and even a little bit of fire. The fire crews take care of the situation, though, and the damage is minor. Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot htismaqe (6) Copilot Bwana (6) Bombardier jAZ (6) Navigator 58Forever (6) Engineer fbal4lif32 (6) Radio Op. SDChiefsfan (6) Tail Gunner KC Dan (6) Ball Turret Gunner ExtremeChief (6) Right Waist Gunner XXX Left Waist Gunner XXX Tough break there in the waist. |
Let me second what gobo said, Rain Man. This is a fun diversion. Thanks for all the work, dude!
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The war will take a break for a while. Mi esposa is taking me out for dinner. I'll run more missions later tonight.
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And also, I don't think I want Rednfiesty on my plane. She is bad luck. All the sharpshooter Nazis are attracted to her avatar! :)
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Thanks for the notes, gobo and bowser. I'm enjoying it too, even though I became fish food in Mission 6.
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I was talking to a retired gentleman the other day and turns out he was involved in restoring a B-17. One of the interesting things was that there are about 600 miles of wire in one of these things! And almost everything is electrical or electrical assisted. The thing I was wanting to point out though is that he stated that if the landing gear wouldn't deploy they had a big problem. It seems that if they landed on the ball turret, the plane would break in half! So they would jettison the ball before landing. It was pretty easy to do I guess, just a matter of taking a hammer to these two bolts that held it on. Just thought this might be interesting with the number of belly landings we have had to date. |
Jahaa! Sehr gut! I even got in on a bit of the action!
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So here's to you Mr. simulation-to-keep-internet-geeks-occupied-creator. :toast: |
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A Brett Favre huh? Does that mean that next week you will choke so bad that the whole plane goes down because of you?:D |
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Oh that is just horrible RainMan. I can't believe you got rid of a whole crew again, just to get rid of me!! :p
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And when I imagined having Red pinned up against something, I didn't imagine that it would end that way. Maybe not walking, but not a mess on the dutch landscape.
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B-17 #9 – Kegger II – Judgment Day Pilot keg in kc (6) Copilot Mark M (6) Bombardier ChiefJustice (2) Navigator whoman69 (2) Engineer CHIEF4EVER (2) Radio Op. Otter (6) Tail Gunner JazzzLovr (2) Ball Turret Gunner kcfanintitanhell (2) Right Waist Gunner bowser (2) Left Waist Gunner KS Smitty (2) Target: Meaulte Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 1 Fw190, 3 Me109s attack Jazzzlovr fires, misses Chiefjustice fires, misses Chief4ever fires, misses Kssmitty fires, misses Bowser fires, misses 1 Fw, 2 Mes miss, break off attack Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to port wing -superficial damage to radio room Me circles, attacks again Jazzzlovr fires, misses Chiefjustice fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -superficial damage to port wing Me circles, attacks again Chief4ever fires, misses Chiefjustice fires, misses Jazzzlovr fires, damages Me109 Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 1 Fw190 attacks Otter fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack 1 Fw190 attacks Chiefjustice fires, misses Chief4ever fires, misses Whoman69 fires, misses Fw scores 2 hits -superficial damage to radio room -starboard wing root damaged Fw circles, attacks again Chief4ever fires, misses Kssmitty fires, misses Jazzzlovr fires, hits Fw190 Hit Fw scores 2 hits -superficial damage to starboard wing -superficial damage to nose Hit Fw circles, attacks again Chiefjustice fires, misses Kcfanintitanhell fires, misses Chief4ever fires, kills Fw190 1 Me109 attacks Bowser fires, misses Whoman69 fires, misses Chief4ever fires, damages Me109 Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Heavy Flak – 6 hits -A flak burst misses the front of the plane by 30 feet, plastering the nose section with shrapnel. ChiefJustice takes a light wound to the right chest, and whoman69 is killed by hits to the face and right chest. -port wing root is damaged -tailplane is damaged -superficial damage to port wing -nose – whoman’s body takes what would have been another fatal hit to the back of the head -nose – whoman’s body takes what would have been another light wound to the right calf. Despite the flak hit, his wounds, and being pelted with large chunks of whoman69, chiefjustice manages to score a hit with his bombs – 30% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 3 Fw190s attack Jazzzlovr fires, misses Chiefjustice fires, misses Chief4ever fires, misses Kssmitty fires, misses Whoman69 fires, misses 2 Fws miss, break off attack Fw scores 1 hit -superficial damage to waist Fw circles, attacks again Chief4ever fires, kills Fw190 Kcfanintitanhell fires, misses Jazzzlovr fires, misses Zone 2: English Channel 1 Fw190, 1 Me110 attack Jazzzlovr fires, misses Chiefjustice fires, misses Chief4ever fires, misses Whoman69 fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Me scores 1 hit -pilot compartment – Mark M takes a fatal hit to the lower back Me circles, attacks again Kcfanintitanhell fires, kills Me110 Chief4ever fires, misses Zone 1: England Despite poor weather and the loss of his trusty copilot, keg brings the plane in for a nice landing. Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot keg in kc (6) Copilot ChiefJustice (2), promoted Bombardier XXX Navigator CHIEF4EVER (2), promoted Engineer Otter (6), promoted Radio Op. JazzzLovr (2) , promoted Tail Gunner kcfanintitanhell (2) , promoted Ball Turret Gunner bowser (2) , promoted Right Waist Gunner KS Smitty (2) , promoted Left Waist Gunner XXX Whoman was doomed on that one. If he had survived the flight, he would’ve walked into the propeller getting off the plane. |
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B17 #10 – Gunther’s Thunder III – Rise of the Machine Pilot JOhn Copilot KC Jones (6) Bombardier Taliswoman (1) Navigator DrNick (6) Engineer Dartgod Radio Op. Mohillbilly Tail Gunner Stinger Ball Turret Gunner roger Right Waist Gunner Bug Left Waist Gunner 4th and Long Target: Meaulte Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 1 Fw190, 1 Me110 attack DrNick fires, misses dartgod fires, misses stinger fires, misses roger fires, kills Me110 Fw misses, breaks off attack 2 Fw190s, 1 Me109, 1 Me110 attack – 1 Fw190 driven off by fighters Taliswoman fires, misses DrNick fires, misses stinger fires, damages Me110 dartgod fires, misses 2 Mes miss, break off attack Fw scores 2 hits -nose – starboard cheek gun knocked out of commission -pilot compartment – top turret gun knocked out of commission Fw circles, attacks again Taliswoman fires, misses stinger fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Medium Flak – 1 hit -Shrapnel rains into the nose, giving Taliswoman a light wound to the stomach, and rendering DrNick serious wounds to the mouth and the right calf. Despite the flak and her wound, Taliswoman does the job proud – 20% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 2 Fw190s driven off by fighters Zone 2: English Channel 1 Fw190, 2 Me109s attack – 1 Me109 is driven off by fighters stinger fires, misses 4th and long fires, misses Taliswoman fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Fw scores 1 hit -superficial damage to pilot compartment Fw circles, attacks again roger fires, misses stinger fires, misses Fw scores 2 hits -starboard wing aileron out -DrNick’s oxygen is damaged. Taliswoman gives him her system, and switches to a backup oxygen system herself. Fw circles, attacks again stinger fires, kills Fw190 Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects DrNick is sent home for some extensive dental surgery. The war is over for him. Eligible for next mission Pilot JOhn Copilot KC Jones (6) Bombardier Taliswoman (1) Navigator Dartgod, promoted Engineer Mohillbilly, promoted Radio Op. Stinger, promoted Tail Gunner roger, promoted Ball Turret Gunner Bug, promoted Right Waist Gunner 4th and Long, promoted Left Waist Gunner XXX It’s tough to be up in the glass house on the front of the plane. |
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Agreed! I'll kick Roy's ass if he comes near our bird! :mad: |
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B-17 #12 – Yard Dart Pilot Taco John (6) Copilot Mile High Mania (6) Bombardier Joe Seahawk (6) Navigator BigChiefFan (6) Engineer ZachKC (6) Radio Op. Archie F. Swin (6) Tail Gunner oleman47 (6) Ball Turret Gunner RJ (6) Right Waist Gunner KC2003 (6) Left Waist Gunner Zebedee DuBois (2) Target: Antwerp Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: Belgium 1 Fw190, 2 Me109s attack – 1 Fw190 and 1 Me109 are driven away by fighters kc2003 fires, misses zachKC fires, misses RJ fires, damages Me109 Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Entering Target Zone) 1 Fw190, 2 Me109s are driven away by fighters Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather No Flak BigChiefFan whiffs on the bomb run – 0% score Zone 4 Back: Belgium (Leaving Target Zone) 1 Me109, 1 Me110 driven away by fighters 2 Me109s driven away by fighters 3 Fw190s driven away by fighters Zone 3 Back: Belgium No enemy Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Taco John (6) Copilot Mile High Mania (6) Bombardier Joe Seahawk (6) Navigator BigChiefFan (6) Engineer ZachKC (6) Radio Op. Archie F. Swin (6) Tail Gunner oleman47 (6) Ball Turret Gunner RJ (6) Right Waist Gunner KC2003 (6) Left Waist Gunner Zebedee DuBois (2) Whoa. They pulled a Johnny Morton on that flight. Spilled milk run. |
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B-17 #13 – Throw Bomba from the Plane II – Cruise Control Pilot ndbbm (1) Copilot the Talking Can (6) Bombardier kcnut (1) Navigator Slayer Diablo (1) Engineer Shakesthecat (6) Radio Op. Simplex3 (6) Tail Gunner mikey23545 (6) Ball Turret Gunner theultimatekcchiefsfan (6) Right Waist Gunner Bunnytrdr (6) Left Waist Gunner Chickie44 (1) Target: Rotterdam Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: North Sea 1 Fw190, 3 Me109s attack – 1 Fw, 2 Mes driven off by fighters Kcnut fires, misses Shakesthecat fires, misses Simplex3 fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 4 Out: Netherlands (Entering Target Zone) 3 Fw190s attack – 2 Fws driven off by fighters Shakesthecat fires, kills Fw190 Theultimatekcchiefsfan fires, misses Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Light Flak - misses Kcnut lines up and lets ‘er rip – 30% score Zone 4 Back: Netherlands (Leaving Target Zone) 1 Me109 attacks Shakesthecat fires, misses Mikey23545 fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 3: North Sea No enemy Zone 2: English Channel 1 Fw190 attacks Shakesthecat fires, misses Bunnytrdr fires, hits Fw190 Hit Fw presses the attack and rakes 6 hits down the fuselage -kcnut’s oxygen is hit, so he switches to backup -superficial damage to pilot compartment -superficial damage to bomb bay -radio room – radio knocked out of commission -superficial damage to waist -tail – tail guns knocked out of commission Fw circles, attacks again Simplex3 fires, misses Kcnut fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot ndbbm (1) Copilot the Talking Can (6) Bombardier kcnut (1) Navigator Slayer Diablo (1) Engineer Shakesthecat (6) Radio Op. Simplex3 (6) Tail Gunner mikey23545 (6) Ball Turret Gunner theultimatekcchiefsfan (6) Right Waist Gunner Bunnytrdr (6) Left Waist Gunner Chickie44 (1) 25 of these? Piece of cake. |
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I have to say Rainman you sure know how to add to the suspense. Everytime a new mission comes up I log on and you are one plane before my mission.
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Well the job is done and to the fallen god bless your soul. To the planes that made it ok drinks on me.
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whoman fella killed... whoman fella killed again... then whoman fella "fires, misses" and whoman fella "fires, misses" again... maybe miss because he dead!!! ai-EE-yah! yip! yip! yip! :Peace: :arrow: :p :LOL: :fire::jester: PBJ PBJ PBJ |
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Good thing I was still hung over, some of those hits might have stung. I think one of the birds from the red light district may have been a Nazi spy and put a hex on me. 2nd star in from of the Whoman69 household, good thing our younger brother is only 14. |
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They were just muscle spasms, gobo. :doh!:
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That's like getting my first command in Shimya, Alaska! The ball turret is a nice, round casket with a clear line of fire at my special place! :doh!: But it's better than what whoman got, for sure!! :( |
are mission stat sheets still being worked out?
how did lucy quipment do? |
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Thanks for nothing, gunners. You guys (and gals) couldn't hit water if you fell out of a plane 10 feet about the Atlantic ocean ... I will haunt all of you for the rest of your lives ... MM ~~nlm |
Is the war over?
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ooops. happy birthday then! |
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We agree. That would be WAAAAYYYYY to soon for us to find you.;):D |
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