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Mission 9: Oy Vey! Torah! Torah! Torah!
Here we go, heading down the runway on lucky number 9. Best of luck, flyboys and flygirls.
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B-17 #3 – Dreamsicle Pilot Logical (8) Copilot memyselfi (8) Bombardier Hoover (8) Navigator The Bad Guy (8) Engineer BigChiefDave (8) Radio Op. Ecto-I (8) Tail Gunner Warrior5 (8) Ball Turret Gunner cntrygal (8) Right Waist Gunner JennyGump (7) Left Waist Gunner EBOLA (1) Target: Abbeville Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 2 Fw190s driven away by fighters 1 Me109 driven away by fighters Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather No Flak Hoover shoots! He scores! Goooooal! – 30% score Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone) 1 Fw190 driven away by fighters 1 Me109, 1 Me110 attack – 1 Me110 is driven away by fighters The Bad Guy fires, misses Cntrygal fires, misses Hoover fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -superficial damage to nose Me circles, attacks again BigChiefDave fires, misses Warrior5 fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Poor weather With a little squinting and some help from his loyal copilot, logical slides in for a somewhat bumpy landing under the weather. Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Logical (8) Copilot memyselfi (8) Bombardier Hoover (8) Navigator The Bad Guy (8) Engineer BigChiefDave (8) Radio Op. Ecto-I (8) Tail Gunner Warrior5 (8) Ball Turret Gunner cntrygal (8) Right Waist Gunner JennyGump (7) Left Waist Gunner EBOLA (1) You can thank the fighters for a pleasant Sunday flight. |
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B-17 #4 – Red, White, and Blew by You Pilot KCWolfman (8) Copilot Lattimer (8) Bombardier go bo (8) Navigator KCJohnny (8) Engineer Redcoats58 (8) Radio Op. voyager (8) Tail Gunner munkey (8) Ball Turret Gunner TheFly (8) Right Waist Gunner cdcox (8) Left Waist Gunner headsnap (7) Target: Antwerp Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: Belgium No enemy Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Entering Target Zone) 1 Me110 driven off by fighters 4 Me109s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters KCJohnny fires, misses Redcoats58 fires, misses Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to waist -superficial damage to radio room Me circles, attacks again Cdcox fires, misses Munkey fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Heavy Flak – 8 hits! -superficial damage to radio room -superficial damage to port wing -superficial damage to nose -superficial damage to starboard wing -superficial damage to tail -port wing flap hit, but no effect -superficial damage to waist -tail – munkey’s heating system is disabled Despite horrific flak that is bouncing the plane around, go bo manages to hit the target, more or less – 10% score Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Leaving Target Zone) 1 Fw190, 2 Me109s attack Go bo fires, misses KCJohnny fires, misses Redcoats58 fires, misses Thefly fires, damages Me109 Munkey fires, misses Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack Me misses, breaks off attack Fw scores 3 hits -superficial damage to nose -superficial damage to waist -pilot compartment – kcwolfman takes a fatal wound to the neck. Lattimer seizes the controls and takes over the flight. Fw circles, attacks again Go bo fires, misses Redcoats58 fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack 3 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters Thefly fires, hits Fw190 Cdcox fires, misses Munkey fires, misses Both Fws miss, break off attack Zone 3 Out: Belgium Munkey abandons the freezing tail gunner position and takes a position in the bloody pilot’s seat, so the B-17 won’t have to drop out of formation. No enemy. Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing by Lattimer on his first real-mission attempt. Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Lattimer (8), promoted Copilot go bo (8) , promoted Bombardier KCJohnny (8) , promoted Navigator Redcoats58 (8) , promoted Engineer voyager (8) , promoted Radio Op. munkey (8) , promoted Tail Gunner TheFly (8) , promoted Ball Turret Gunner cdcox (8) , promoted Right Waist Gunner headsnap (7) , promoted Left Waist Gunner XXX They chopped the head off the beast. RIP kcwolfman. |
wow, dreamsicle lucked out hard.
i'm glad we're finally rolling down the runway again. we have been patient long enough... this bombardier's seat wasn't meant for my 6'3" frame, my left parachute leg strap is ganking my nuts and i really should have taken a piss before i got on the bird... clint_in_wichita, get me over the target area... some nazi b@stards are gunna pay for my full bladder!! :cuss: |
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B-17 #5 – El Duderino Pilot ENDelt260 (8) Copilot SNR (8) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (8) Navigator philfree (8) Engineer Talisman (8) Radio Op. AJKCFAN (8) Tail Gunner Radar Chief (8) Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (8) Right Waist Gunner Scaga (8) Left Waist Gunner Fat Elvis (3) Target: Meaulte Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 2 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters Garcia bronco fires, misses Talisman fires, misses Radar chief fires, misses Fw scores 1 hit -superficial damage to starboard wing Fw circles, attacks again Talisman fires, damages Fw190 Radar chief fires, kills the damaged Fw190 Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Light Flak - misses Garcia Bronco is money in the bank – 40% score Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone) 1 Fw190, 2 Me109s are driven off by fighters 2 Me110s are driven off by fighters Zone 2: English Channel 4 Me109s attack – 2 are driven off by fighters Garcia bronco fires, misses Talisman fires, misses Radar chief fires, misses Scaga fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores 2 hits -tail – rudder is hit but still functional -BOOM! A shell hits scaga’s oxygen system in the right waist gun position. The system explodes, and scaga takes a fatal load of shattered metal to the stomach. Fat Elvis, at the left waist gun position, takes a serious wound to the lower back. The area is on fire, and ajkcfan rushes back from the radio room with an extinguisher, and is able to douse the flames. However, there is a large hole the size of a life preserver blown through the right side of the fuselage. It can’t be fixed, though, so ajkcfan moves back to his gun. Me circles, attacks again Hawaiianboy fires, misses Radarchief fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects Unfortunately, Fat Elvis succumbs to his injury the next day in the hospital. It was a bad mission for waist gunners. Eligible for next mission Pilot ENDelt260 (8) Copilot SNR (8) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (8) Navigator philfree (8) Engineer Talisman (8) Radio Op. AJKCFAN (8) Tail Gunner Radar Chief (8) Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (8) Right Waist Gunner XXX Left Waist Gunner XXX A good bombing run, the one bad hit excluded. |
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RIP, capt..... Ok, boys, it's my show now. Pay no attn to the 1/2 fifth of Bacardi under my seat. Tighten up, and for God's sake, start shooting better. Rock on. |
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RIP Russ.... ajkc, Fat Elvis
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Kevin, Are you going to finish the rest of the missions tonight? Just wondering.
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we in deep doo-doo now, for heap sure! bo, him no know how make plane fly... bo, him know how drop load... not fly plane... lat person, him better stay well and fly good or we all blew by, blew up, blew down bad... ai-EE-yah! arrrrrgh! eeee-owww! :Peace: :arrow: :banghead: :deevee: :( :p PBJ PBJ PBJ |
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No Bo, him no know how to drop bombs. Him drop bombs so bad that Wolfman offed himself to get Go Bo promoted away from Bombs. No need for Go Bo to worry. Him job as co-pilot in not fly plane. Him job to hold coffee cup for pilot. :) |
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Oh, wait a minute here. I just read in my Government issue B17 handbook that co-pilots are also responsible for reading all operating instructions to the crew members for their stations during flight (Article 14, section 8, paragraph c). They may be in big trouble now 'cause Go Bo can be hard to understand when him speak indian talk. |
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mmmmmmmmmmmm... ugh! me war chief! me no hold cup for pale face! :shake: :shake: me pour coffe! ai-EE-yah! arrgh! eeeeow! :Peace: :arrow: PBJ PBJ PBJ |
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souns no bother bo! bo war chief! bo brave warrior! bo mostly deaf... ai-EE-yah! whoa-now-bay-bay! whoop! whoop! :Peace: :arrow: :jester: :BLVD: [gulp][gulp] :D :bong: BPJ PBJ PBJ |
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mmmmmm... ugh! what mean hard unnerstran? bo, him no tawk with twisted tongue... him no tawk like libby pinky politishy either! bo, him tawk plenty fine, thash right! you unnerstran bo when talk, maybe? :shrug: :Peace: :arrow: :jester: :D PBJ PBJ PBJ |
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B-17 #7 – Flyin’ Doublewide Pilot htismaqe (8) Copilot Bwana (8) Bombardier jAZ (8) Navigator 58Forever (8) Engineer fbal4lif32 (8) Radio Op. SDChiefsfan (8) Tail Gunner KC Dan (8) Ball Turret Gunner ExtremeChief (8) Right Waist Gunner tweak6 (1) Left Waist Gunner joesomebody (1) Target: Abbeville Tail plane in formation, mid-level vertically (extremely high vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 2 Me109s attack ExtremeChief fires, misses KC Dan fires, kills Me109 fbal4lif32 fires, misses SDChiefsfan fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 3 Me109s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters jAZ fires, misses 58forever fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack 5 Me109s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters Tweak6 fires, misses jAZ fires, misses 58forever fires, damages Me109 SDChiefsfan fires, misses KC Dan fires, misses 2 Mes miss, break off attack Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to pilot compartment -superficial damage to waist Me circles attacks again KC Dan fires, misses fbal4lif32 fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Medium Flak – 1 hit -nose – navigation equipment is destroyed (a challenge if you’re out of formation) Bomb run off target – 0% score Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone) 6 Me109s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters 58forever fires, misses fbal4lif32 fires, kills Me109 SDChiefsfan fires, hits Me109 KC Dan fires, misses Joesomebody fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -superficial damage to tail Me scores 1 hit -port wing – inboard fuel tank is hit, but self-seals with no fire, explosion, or leakage Me scores 3 hits -port wing aileron is hit, but still works fine -nose – jAZ takes a light wound to the mid-chest. -pilot compartment – htismaqe’s oxygen supply is damaged. He switches to his reserve supply. Me strafes in at 6 o’clock high and strafes the B-17 with 7 hits -nose – port cheek gun is out of commission. jAZ will use only the nose gun now. -superficial damage to nose -pilot compartment – The top turret gun is hit and knocked out. -superficial damage to bomb bay -radio room – SDChiefsfan sustains a light wound to the mid-chest. -waist – joesomebody takes a light wound to the left foot -superficial damage to tail 4 Mes circle, attack again SDChiefsfan fires, misses Tweak6 fires, misses ExtremeChief fires, misses KC Dan fires, kills Me109 Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores 2 hits -radio room – intercom system is knocked out. No more fire coordination. -waist – ball turret gun is knocked out of commission Me scores 3 hits -superficial damage to waist -superficial damage to tail -superficial damage to bomb bay 2 Mes circle, attack again jAZ fires, misses SDChiefsfan fires, kills Me109 KC Dan fires, kills Me109 With three guns out of commission, two of which are twin .50s, the trip home becomes rather nervous. Zone 2: English Channel 4 Me109s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters jAZ fires, misses 58forever fires, misses SDChiefsfan fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot htismaqe (8) Copilot Bwana (8) Bombardier jAZ (8) Navigator 58Forever (8) Engineer fbal4lif32 (8) Radio Op. SDChiefsfan (8) Tail Gunner KC Dan (8) Ball Turret Gunner ExtremeChief (8) Right Waist Gunner tweak6 (1) Left Waist Gunner joesomebody (1) Wow. Just go in unarmed next time. Those guns draw fire. |
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B17 #10 – Gunther’s Thunder III – Rise of the Machine Pilot JOhn (2) Copilot KC Jones (8) Bombardier Taliswoman (3) Navigator Dartgod (2) Engineer Mohillbilly (2) Radio Op. Stinger (2) Tail Gunner roger (2) Ball Turret Gunner Bug (2) Right Waist Gunner 4th and Long (2) Left Waist Gunner Dave Lane (1) Target: Abbeville Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 2 Me109s driven off by fighters Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 5 Me109s attack Stinger fires, misses Mohillbilly fires, damages Me109 Taliswoman fires, misses Dartgod fires, hits Me109 Roger fires, kills Me109 Bug fires, misses 4th and Long fires, misses 3 Mes miss, break off attack Me sweeps in and scores 5 hits from 3 o’clock high -superficial damage to bomb bay doors -superficial damage to tailplane -nose – taliswoman is seriously wounded by hits to the left calf and right thigh. -bomb bay – one of the doors is blown off the plane -superficial damage to nose Me circles, attacks again Mohillbilly fires, misses Roger fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -superficial damage to pilot compartment Me circles, attacks again Dartgod fires, misses Dave Lane fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -BAM! The #3 engine blows a puff and smoke and dies. Me breaks off attack 2 Me109s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters Dartgod fires, misses Bug fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Dartgod moves to the bomb controls, and tries to figure out how they work. Although Gunther’s Thunder III is falling back in the formation and has an incapacitated bombardier, John determines that they’re better off flying over the target with the formation. After they drop their bombs, they’ll be able to keep up and stay in formation. Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Medium Flak - Misses Despite it being his first time at the controls, Dartgod manages to nick the target – 5% score Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone) 2 Me110s attack Dartgod fires, misses Mohillbilly fires, misses Roger fires, hits Me110 4th and Long fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to #4 engine -starboard wing root damaged Me circles, attacks again Dartgod fires, hits Me110 Dave Lane fires, hits Me110 Roger fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack 1 Me109, 1 Me110 attack – 1 Me110 is driven off by fighters Roger fires, misses Mohillbilly fires, kills Me109 Zone 2: English Channel 4 Me109s attack – 1 Me109 is driven off by fighters Dartgod fires, misses Roger fires, kills Me109 Bug fires, misses 4th and Long fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores 1 hit -superficial damage to nose Me circles, attacks again Dartgod fires, hits Me109 Roger fires, kills the same Me109 Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects Her hosiery modeling career may be over, but Taliswoman is not. She insists on returning, and will not miss a mission. Eligible for next mission Pilot JOhn (2) Copilot KC Jones (8) Bombardier Taliswoman (3) Navigator Dartgod (2) Engineer Mohillbilly (2) Radio Op. Stinger (2) Tail Gunner roger (2) Ball Turret Gunner Bug (2) Right Waist Gunner 4th and Long (2) Left Waist Gunner Dave Lane (1) Not a bad mission considering the problems on the way in. |
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B-17 #12 – Yard Dart Pilot Taco John (8) Copilot Mile High Mania (8) Bombardier Joe Seahawk (8) Navigator BigChiefFan (8) Engineer ZachKC (8) Radio Op. Archie F. Swin (8) Tail Gunner oleman47 (8) Ball Turret Gunner RJ (8) Right Waist Gunner KC2003 (8) Left Waist Gunner kcfanintitanhell Target: Abbeville Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 5 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters Oleman47 fires, misses RJ fires, misses BigChiefFan fires, misses Kcfanintitanhell fires, misses Joe Seahawk fires, damages Fw190 ZachKC fires, misses Archie F. Swin’s radio room gun jams 2 Fws miss, break off attack Fw scores 1 hit -superficial damage to port wing Fw parks at 6 o’clock high in the gap covered by the radio room gun and buries 12 hits along the length of the plane! -tail - starboard elevator is knocked out of commission -tail – starboard tail wing root is damaged -superficial damage to waist -waist – kcfanintitanhell is torn apart and killed by hits to the stomach, left chest, and right chest. Ugh. -superficial damage to bomb bay -bomb bay – PING! A shell bounces among the bombs, but doesn’t set them off -radio room – Archie F. Swin takes a light wound to the mid chest -superficial damage to radio room -pilot compartment – ZachKC’s oxygen is hit. He switches to his backup system. -pilot compartment – Mile High Mania takes a light grazing wound to the back of the head -nose – starboard cheek gun is destroyed. -nose – bullets rip through the nose, hitting Joe Seahawk with a light wound to the upper back, and nailing BigChiefFan in the stomach, right foot, left forearm with a serious wound. (One fighter run hits four crew members. That’s a record you don’t want to set.) 2 Fws circle, attack again Joe Seahawk fires, misses ZachKC fires, hits Fw190 Oleman47 fires, misses Archie F. Swin gets his gun unjammed, fires, misses 2 Fws miss, break off attack 4 Me109s attack Joe Seahawk fires, misses KC2003 fires, misses Oleman47 fires, misses ZachKC fires, misses RJ fires, misses 2 Mes miss, break off attack Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to nose -superficial damage to starboard wing Me scores 1 hit -waist – left waist gun is destroyed (as if that makes a difference to kcfanintitanhell) 2 Mes circle, attack again Oleman47 fires, misses ZachKC fires, misses Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Heavy Flak – 6 hits -pilot compartment – Mile High Mania takes a serious wound to the throat -pilot compartment – Mile High Mania loses his left leg at the knee, which is even more than a serious wound in light of his other injuries. He dies within minutes -port wing flap is hit, but with no effect -port wing root is damaged -superficial damage to nose -nose – starboard cheek gun is hit again and falls out of the plane, leaving a moderate-sized hole in the front of the plane Despite his wound, the flak hits, the hole in the starboard cheek, and various other distractions, Joe Seahawk does his work – 20% score Zone 3: France (Leaving Target Zone) 4 Fw190s attack Joe Seahawk fires, misses KC2003 fires, misses ZachKC fires, hits Fw190 Oleman47 fires, misses RJ fires, misses 4 Fw190s miss, break off attack (hmph – rookies) 2 Me110s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters Oleman47 fires, misses Me scores 4 hits -superficial damage to nose -superficial damage to nose -nose – Joe Seahawk takes another light wound, this time to the lower back -nose – BigChiefFan takes a light wound to the left thigh, which causes him to bleed out and pass into the next world. Me circles, attacks again RJ fires, kills Me110 Oleman47 fires, misses 1 Fw190 attacks Archie F. Swin fires, misses Fw scores 2 hits -superficial damage to nose -superficial damage to nose Fw circles, attacks again ZachKC fires, misses Oleman47 fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Zone 2: English Channel 4 Me109s attack – 2 are driven off by fighters Joe Seahawk fires, misses ZachKC fires, misses Me scores 2 hits -right waist gun is knocked out of commission -port wing aileron is hit, but not damaged Me scores 1 hit – top turret gun is knocked out of commission, and ZachKC sustains a light wound to the right hip 2 Mes circle, attack again Joe Seahawk fires, misses Oleman47 fires, kills Me109 Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Taco John (8) Copilot Joe Seahawk (8), promoted Bombardier XXX Navigator ZachKC (8), promoted Engineer Archie F. Swin (8), promoted Radio Op. oleman47 (8), promoted Tail Gunner RJ (8), promoted Ball Turret Gunner KC2003 (8), promoted Right Waist Gunner XXX Left Waist Gunner XXX Bloody, bloody Sunday. |
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B-17 #13 – Throw Bomba from the Plane III – Bomba with a Vengence Pilot ndbbm (3) Copilot JimNasium Bombardier Slayer Diablo (3) Navigator Saggysack Engineer Simplex3 (8) Radio Op. mikey23545 (8) Tail Gunner theultimatekcchiefsfan (8) Ball Turret Gunner Bunnytrdr (8) Right Waist Gunner DaKCMan AP Left Waist Gunner ChiefJustice Target: Abbeville Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 1 Fw190 driven away by fighters 2 Me109s driven away by fighters 3 Fw190s driven away by fighters Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Light Flak - Misses The new guy is still getting used to the controls, apparently – 0% score Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone) 4 Me109s attack ChiefJustice fires, misses Simplex3 fires, damages Me109 Slayer Diablo fires, misses Theultimatekcchiefsfan fires, misses DaKCMan AP fires, misses 3 Mes miss, break off attack Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to waist -superficial damage to bomb bay Me circles, attacks again Theultimatekcchiefsfan fires, misses Saggysack fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack 4 Me109s attack ChiefJustice fires, hits Me109 Simplex3 fires, misses Slayer Diablo fires, misses Theultimatekcchiefsfan fires, damages Me109 3 Mes miss, break off attack Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to tail -starboard wing flap damaged, but no effect Me circles, attacks again Saggysack fires, damages Me109 Theultimatekcchiefsfan fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot ndbbm (3) Copilot JimNasium Bombardier Slayer Diablo (3) Navigator Saggysack Engineer Simplex3 (8) Radio Op. mikey23545 (8) Tail Gunner theultimatekcchiefsfan (8) Ball Turret Gunner Bunnytrdr (8) Right Waist Gunner DaKCMan AP Left Waist Gunner ChiefJustice Well, it was easier than the last mission. |
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B-17 #14 – Lucy Quipment II – Lucy Reloaded Pilot Clint in Wichita (8) Copilot 2bikemike (8) Bombardier Loki (3) Navigator chief52 (8) Engineer old_geezer (8) Radio Op. chiefsfan58 (8) Tail Gunner Patteeu (8) Ball Turret Gunner FloridaChief (3) Right Waist Gunner JazzzLovr Left Waist Gunner KS Smitty Target: Rouen Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: Western Channel No enemy Zone 4 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 5 Fw190s attack Chiefsfan58 fires, misses Patteeu fires, misses KS Smitty fires, misses Loki fires, misses JazzzLovr fires, misses Chief52 fires, misses 2 Fws miss, break off attack Fw scores 2 hits -superficial damage to radio room -superficial damage to #4 engine Fw scores 3 hits -superficial damage to starboard wing -superficial damage to tail -superficial damage to bomb bay Fw scores 3 hits -superficial damage to bomb bay -tail – patteeu takes light wound to right upper back -starboard tailplane root hit 3 Fws circle, attack again Patteeu fires, misses Old_geezer fires, misses KS Smitty fires, misses Floridachief fires, misses Loki fires, misses 3 Fws miss, break off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Medium Flak – 3 hits -port wing aileron hit -tail – tail gun knocked out of commission -waist – ball turret gun knocked out of commission The B-17 is vulnerably from the rear now, with no tail gun or ball turret gun. Loki concentrates despite the flak – 30% score Zone 4 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone) 5 Fw190s attack Chiefsfan58 fires, misses Old_geezer fires, kills Fw190 KS Smitty fires, misses Chief52 fires, misses Loki fires, misses Chief52 fires, misses JazzzLovr fires, misses 4 Fws miss, break off attack Zone 3 Out: Western Channel No enemy Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Clint in Wichita (8) Copilot 2bikemike (8) Bombardier Loki (3) Navigator chief52 (8) Engineer old_geezer (8) Radio Op. chiefsfan58 (8) Tail Gunner Patteeu (8) Ball Turret Gunner FloridaChief (3) Right Waist Gunner JazzzLovr Left Waist Gunner KS Smitty Fortunately, nothing snuck up on them from the back. |
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Bout darn time I hit something! I've been in a terrible slump since the first mission. It must be those new glasses I grabbed from the local Wal-Mart. PBJ PBJ PBJ |
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ExtremeChief fires, misses at least I'm still alive... |
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And as the fog of night rolls in. The Sack Time sits on the tarmac. The mission scrubbed for the evening. The crew decides to get wasted at the local pub.:thumb:
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Oy Vey! I'm still alive and hit a plane! 50% hit ratio so far. I knew that radar guided activation system I installed on my guns would be helpful.
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Hey! Can we please get someone up here to clean the donkey blood off the co-pilots seat for me...Thank you..
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Whew! 13 evening focus groups in the past two weeks, and shorthanded as well. I'm through my crunch period, so I hope to finish up this mission tonight or tomorrow, and then maybe get a good jump on Mission 10 on Sunday. Central command is back in the saddle.
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B-17 #15 – Sack Time Pilot Special Ed (8) Copilot KcMizzou (8) Bombardier Bearcat (8) Navigator alanm (8) Engineer gh4chiefs (8) Radio Op. seclark (8) Tail Gunner Luzap (8) Ball Turret Gunner redhed (8) Right Waist Gunner Hydrae (4) Left Waist Gunner Rain Man (2) Target: Rouen Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: Western Channel 2 Me110s are driven off by fighters Zone 4 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 2 Me 109s are driven off by fighters 1 Me109 attacks seclark fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -pilot compartment – landing gear controls destroyed. Neither landing gear will deploy. Me circles, attacks again gh4chiefs fires, misses alanm fires, hits Fw190 Me misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Bad Weather – Thunderstorms in the area Medium Flak - misses Bomb run off target due to weather – 0% score Zone 4 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone) 4 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters bearcat fires, misses gh4chiefs fires, misses hydrae fires, misses redhed fires, misses 2 Fws miss, break off attack Fw scores 5 hits from 3 o’clock low. -port wing - #2 engine is hit and the throttle breaks. The engine roars out of control at full power. -superficial damage to bomb bay -bomb bay – life rafts hit and destroyed -superficial damage to starboard wing -pilot compartment – kcmizzou is killed instantly by a hit to the left chest. Special Ed is in trouble with his copilot dead and the #2 engine out of control. Sack Time begins yawing to the right and enters a flat spin. Fw circles, attacks again luzap fires, kills Fw190 despite entering into a slow spin. Gh4chiefs runs up to the cockpit and helps Special Ed cut off the fuel to the #2 engine. Fortunately it works, and Special Ed is able to regain control of the plane while it drops through the formation and other B-17s veer to avoid it. Despite the loss of one engine, Special Ed rights the plane and puts it back into formation. Zone 3 Out: France Belgium Western Channel North Sea (Leaving Target Zone) Gh4chiefs goes back to his station. 2 Me110s are driven off by fighters Zone 2: English Channel 3 Me109s are driven away by fighters. Zone 1: England Good weather Despite a lack of landing gear, Special Ed skids the plane to a stop in a belly landing. Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Special Ed (8) Copilot Bearcat (8), promoted Bombardier alanm (8) , promoted Navigator gh4chiefs (8) , promoted Engineer seclark (8) , promoted Radio Op. Luzap (8) , promoted Tail Gunner redhed (8) , promoted Ball Turret Gunner Hydrae (4) , promoted Right Waist Gunner Rain Man (2) , promoted Left Waist Gunner XXX Another day, another belly landing. |
another belly landing....
except for poor old kcmizzou... oh boo hoo! doggone double shit! oops, thit! :deevee: :deevee: here's to our fallen comrades :toast: kcwolfman, kcmizzou... i wonder, is there something lethal about having kc at the beginning of your name??? :rolleyes: :p :jester: |
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B-17 #16 – Fire Below Pilot BIG_DADDY (8) Copilot Skip Towne (8) Bombardier RedNeckRaider (8) Navigator CHIEF4EVER (8) Engineer Jcroft (8) Radio Op. Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan (8) Tail Gunner Over-Head (8) Ball Turret Gunner bishop_74 (8) Right Waist Gunner CanadaKC (8) Left Waist Gunner bowser Target: Rouen Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 1 Fw190 attacks misplaced_chiefs_fan fires, misses jcroft fires, misses bowser fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Zone 3 Out: Western Channel No enemy Zone 4 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 1 Fw190, 1 Me110 attack – 1 Me110 is driven off by fighters jcroft fires, misses redneckraider fires, misses Fw scores 2 hits -superficial damage to port wing -superficial damage to radio room Fw circles, attacks again jcroft fires, misses bowser fires, misses over-head fires, misses Fw scores 2 hits -superficial damage to bomb bay -superficial damage to port wing Fw circles, attacks again jcroft fires, misses bowser fires, hits Fw190 Fw misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Heavy Flak – 7 close hits hammer the Fire Below! -tail – over-head’s oxygen system is hit and explodes into flame. Trapped in the back, Over-head yells for help and CanadaKC comes running with the fire extinguisher. He empties the extinguisher but can only contain the fire. He can’t extinguish it. -starboard wing flap is slightly damaged. -starboard wing – inboard fuel tank is hit, but self-seals without a fire, explosion, or leakage. -nose – chief4ever takes a light wound to the mid chest -nose – a particularly close burst gives chief4ever a light wound to the left chest, and redneckraider loses his right arm at the shoulder with a serious wound. -port wing aileron is out -port wing – the inboard fuel tank is hit. A flame leaps out and the leaking fuel feeds it. The fire starts growing. Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan runs back from the radio room with a second fire extinguisher and is spraying down the tail area. It looks like he’s getting it under control, but Big_Daddy sees with despair that the fire on the left wing is growing rapidly. The plane is at risk of explosion, so he hits the bailout alarm. Chaos ensues as the crew tries to bail out. Big_Daddy dives the plane to attempt to keep the flames down, while Skip Towne leaves his post and goes down to the nose to help the injured redneckraider and chief4ever get out. Engineer jcroft grabs the final fire extinguisher to help over-head get out through the flames in the tail. Left waist gunner bowser also runs to the nose to help the injured fliers, while bishop_74 cranks himself up from the ball turret and gets his own parachute on. The third fire extinguisher pushes the flames down enough for tail gunner over-head to hotfoot out of his area. While he’s getting out, radio operator Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan becomes the first to bail out of the plane. He lands safely, but with a German squad’s rifles pointed at him the last 200 feet of the descent. There’s no chance of escape for him. Thirty yards away and thirty seconds behind him, right waist gunner Canada_KC lands, with the same predicament. Copilot Skip_Towne wishes the twice-injured navigator Chief4ever well and pushes him out the egress hatch, and then works with bowser to try to rig a way to keep redneckraider’s parachute onto him. Missing his right arm, redneckraider can’t keep the chute on, and is barely conscious as well. Big_Daddy, alone up in the pilot’s seat, has leveled the plane at 9,000 feet and sees that fire growing quickly. “Out NOW!” he yells over the intercom. In what would later become his mantra, he adds, “She’s gonna blow!” He hits the autopilot and sprints toward his own egress hatch as the sky quickly blooms with parachutes. Everyone gets out well except engineer jcroft, whose parachute opens prematurely. He gets blown into the starboard wing and is knocked unconscious, but at least his parachute is open, and he floats toward the ground. Less than a minute later, the crew watches Fire Below’s left wing explode, and the remainder of the plane tumbles to its demise. Redneckraider was pushed out the hatch in an act of desperation. His chute opens, but the force of the opening makes his right shoulder slide through the strap. He hangs on with his left hand for a moment, but it’s hopeless. Weak from blood loss, he loses his grip and falls 9,000 feet to his death. Tail gunner Over-head has his own problems, beating out a small fire on his pants leg as he parachutes down. He gets the fire put out with minor burns, but lands out in a large open field with no place to hide. Within 20 minutes he is captured and on his way to the stalag. Navigator CHIEF4EVER (8) floats earthward until his parachute gets caught in a tree. Injured, he is unable to climb the parachute ropes and he’s too high to cut them, so he merely dangles. Unbeknownst to him, though, some French underground resistance fighters have watched the descents, and they have randomly selected his parachute to follow. Racing against the Germans, two young Frenchman locate chief4ever in a small copse of trees, and manage to lasso him and pull him over to the tree trunk. Chief4ever weakly cuts the lines and makes it halfway down the trunk before falling with a thud. He is scooped up by the Frenchmen, carted off to a safe house, and gets medical attention. Three days later, a British minisub rises out of the Channel and the Resistance rows Chief4Ever out to it. They trade addresses and promise to keep in touch after the war, and chief4ever vows to liberate France. Engineer jcroft hits the ground unconscious in a small forest clearing and lies there for most of a day before he regains consciousness. He wanders lost for a few hours afterwards and finds a small farmhouse. The family there takes him in but then promptly turns him in to the Nazis, and he is taken prisoner. Copilot Skip Towne (8) and Ball Turret Gunner bishop_74 (8) float to earth near each other and hook up on the ground. With a German halftrack in hot pursuit, the savvy veterans sprint into the woods and force the Germans to dismount. It takes almost an hour for the Germans to surround them and pin them down in a small creek bed. Rather than shoot it out with their survival pistols, the pair surrenders and takes a beating before being marched back out to the halftrack. Pilot BIG_DADDY (8) and the rookie Left Waist Gunner bowser see each other hit ground and find each other in a dense plot of forest. They crouch down, assess their situation, and decide that they should try to head west for Spain instead of going back north. The reckon that the German presence will be higher if they head closer to England, and lower if they head toward Spain. Ditching their parachutes, they begin walking to the southwest, relying on stealth, their emergency rations, and stolen produce from gardens. For six days they evade detection, and the rise of the mountains appears before them. Alas, partway through the sixth day a local gendarme spots them walking alongside a country road and calls in their position. Soon a platoon of Germans is on their heels and the chase is on, with no chance for the two hungry airmen on foot. Only 20 miles from Spain and safety, they are captured and shipped to Germany. No bombing run. Aftereffects With only one crewman making it back, Fire Below is no more. Eligible for next mission Pilot XXX Copilot XXX Bombardier CHIEF4EVER (8), promoted Navigator XXX Engineer XXX Radio Op. XXX Tail Gunner XXX Ball Turret Gunner XXX Right Waist Gunner XXX Left Waist Gunner XXX One is the loneliest number… |
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B-17 #18 – Fooooo Fighters Pilot NaptownChief (8) Copilot Tommykat (8) Bombardier PastorMikH (8) Navigator Mr. Christopher (8) Engineer B2chiefsfan (8) Radio Op. Adam (8) Tail Gunner Amnorix (8) Ball Turret Gunner KC Kings (8) Right Waist Gunner el borracho (8) Left Waist Gunner NewChief (8) Target: Meaulte Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 2 Me110s attack Newchief fires, misses Kc kings fires, misses Amnorix fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores 2 hits -tail – port elevator is knocked out -superficial damage to tail Me circles, attacks again Pastormikh fires, misses Mr. Christopher fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Medium Flak - misses Pastormikh is Mr. Efficiency – 30% score Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone) 3 Me109s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters Amnorix fires, hits Me109 Mr. Christopher fires, misses B2chiefsfan fires, kills Me109 Hit Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 2: English Channel 1 Fw190 attacks Amnorix fires, misses B2chiefsfan fires, hits Fw190 Hit Fw misses, breaks off attack Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot NaptownChief (8) Copilot Tommykat (8) Bombardier PastorMikH (8) Navigator Mr. Christopher (8) Engineer B2chiefsfan (8) Radio Op. Adam (8) Tail Gunner Amnorix (8) Ball Turret Gunner KC Kings (8) Right Waist Gunner el borracho (8) Left Waist Gunner NewChief (8) Shhhh. Don’t tell them, but they’ve got a no-hitter going. |
We still have a no-hitter?!?!?!? That's gotta be bad mojo...the pilot's gonna end up bringing a biscut on board for the mission, split it with TK, and the plane goes into a downward spiral when one of them chokes on it during light flak.
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B-17 #19 – War Dog Pilot Baby Lee (8) Copilot Brock Landers (8) Bombardier Boozer (8) Navigator Sure-Oz (8) Engineer Gunther_Fan (8) Radio Op. Lightning Rod (8) Tail Gunner chi3fs (7) Ball Turret Gunner Chief Faithful (8) Right Waist Gunner Braincase (2) Left Waist Gunner morphius Target: Antwerp Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: Belgium 1 Fw190, 1 Me110 attack Boozer fires, damages Fw190 Gunther_fan fires, misses Chief Faithful fires, kills Me110 Damaged Fw misses, breaks off attack Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Entering Target Zone) 3 Me109s are driven off by fighters 3 Fw190s attack Boozer fires, misses Sure-oz fires, misses Gunther_fan fires, misses Chi3fs fires, misses Morphius fires, kills Fw190 Fw misses, breaks off attack Fw scores 1 hit -superficial damage to pilot compartment Fw circles, attacks again Lightning rod fires, misses Chi3fs fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Medium Flak - misses Boozer makes a nice textbook run – 30% score Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Leaving Target Zone) 1 Me109, 1 Me110 attack Sure-oz fires, misses Gunther_fan fires, hits Me109 Chi3fs fires, misses Braincase fires, misses Me110 misses, breaks off attack Me scores 3 hits -tail – control cables are damaged, making the plane slightly more difficult for baby lee to control. -bomb bay – no effect -superficial damage to waist Me circles, attacks again Lightning rod fires, misses Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to radio room -superficial damage to waist Me circles, attacks again Chief Faithful fires, misses Braincase fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -superficial damage to bomb bay Me breaks off attack 1 Me109 attacks Sure-oz fires, misses Gunther_fan fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -port wing – the inboard fuel tank begins dumping fuel, but fortunately there is no fire accompanying it. Brock Landers does a quick assessment and determines that the fuel leak won’t be a problem in terms of reaching England as long as the rest of the flight proceeds normally. Zone 3 Out: France Belgium Western Channel North Sea (Leaving Target Zone) 5 Fw190s attack – 2 are driven off by fighters Boozer fires, misses Sure-oz fires, hits Fw190 Gunther_fan fires, misses Chi3fs fires, damages Fw190 Braincase fires, misses Morphius fires, misses All 3 Fws miss, break off attack. Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Good weather Slightly bumpy landing due to the control cable problem, but not bad at all, and with the fuel tank still looking good. Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Baby Lee (8) Copilot Brock Landers (8) Bombardier Boozer (8) Navigator Sure-Oz (8) Engineer Gunther_Fan (8) Radio Op. Lightning Rod (8) Tail Gunner chi3fs (7) Ball Turret Gunner Chief Faithful (8) Right Waist Gunner Braincase (2) Left Waist Gunner morphius Now off to the pub for ‘ye. |
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B-17 #20 – Sky Chief Pilot DenverChief (8) Copilot Sky (8) Bombardier Lzen (8) Navigator AustinChief (8) Engineer Michael Michigan (7) Radio Op. DJay23 (8) Tail Gunner UMKC 1L (8) Ball Turret Gunner mlyonsd (8) Right Waist Gunner PennyWise (8) Left Waist Gunner MrBlond (1) Target: Rotterdam Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: Channel North Sea No enemy Zone 4 Out: France Belgium Netherlands (Entering Target Zone) 1 Fw190 attacks djay23 fires, misses Fw scores 1 hit -superficial damage to radio room Fw circles, attacks again Michael Michigan fires, misses Austinchief fires, kills Fw190 2 Me110s attack Michael Michigan fires, misses Mlyonsd fires, kills Me110 Mr. Blond fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Medium Flak – 1 hit -In an instant, Sky Chief’s world turns upside down – literally. An 88-mm flak shell nails a direct hit on the starboard wing and explodes. The starboard wing fuel tanks go up in a huge fireball and the wing disappears. Skychief begins rolling out of control and starts an augur into the earth that will never be stopped. Pilot DenverChief (8), Copilot Sky (8), and Navigator AustinChief (8) are killed in the massive initial explosion. Bombardier Lzen (8) and Left Waist Gunner MrBlond (1) are knocked unconscious in the initial blast and ride the plane until it breaks apart at 12,000 feet. They then hurtle to the ground amidst the debris. Engineer Michael Michigan (7) and Tail Gunner UMKC 1L (8) are knocked unconscious in the initial blast and are thrown from the plane through their canopies. They hurtle to the ground as well. Radio Op. DJay23 (8) is thrown out of the plane on fire. He is able to deploy his chute, but it’s also burning. After a long two minutes of being on fire, he finally meets his end when the burning parachute fails. Ball Turret Gunner mlyonsd (8) survives the initial blast, but can’t get out of his ball turret. He rides the plane down until it breaks apart, at which point he is disoriented and doesn’t have a parachute. Right Waist Gunner PennyWise (8) was thrown out of the plane immediately upon the explosion, as his position disintegrated. Stunned and flash-burned, he alertly counts to ten before deploying his chute, and comes to a soft landing on an urban street in the middle of Rotterdam. Dutch citizens mill about to prevent the Germans from reaching the scene, and the Dutch underground grabs him and runs. In the basement of a Rotterdam townhouse, his minor burns are treated by a comely blonde Dutch girl. Over the coming days, he heals quickly, and the girl eventually sneaks him out and lets him plug a hole in a dike with his finger, creating a memory that will last a lifetime. After a week of hiding and planning, the Dutch underground gets him on a ship to Denmark, and from there to Norway, where he crosses by car into the Swedish frontier and hooks up with a supportive cargo ship to England. No bombing run Aftereffects Alas, Sky Chief has become a statistic in this horrible, horrible war. Eligible for next mission Pilot XXX Copilot XXX Bombardier XXX Navigator XXX Engineer XXX Radio Op. XXX Tail Gunner XXX Ball Turret Gunner PennyWise (8), promoted Right Waist Gunner XXX Left Waist Gunner XXX Lost a lot of veterans on that flight. |
Egad. This was a rough mission. Two planes down.
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to the rest of you on sky chief: damn, that was harsh... i hope all of you come back reincarnated or repatriated or re-whatever... this is a rough business... :( and r.i.p. kcwolfman, scaga, fat elvis, kcfanintitanhell, mile high mania, bigchieffan, kcmizzzou, big daddy, skip towne, redneckraider, jcroft, misplaced chiefs fan, over-head, gunner bishop 74, canadakc, bowser, denver chief, sky, lzen, austinchief, michael michigan, djay23, umkc il, mlyonsd and mrblond :toast: |
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Two deaths and a captured on my resume. And I don't think I've even fired my guns yet. |
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The Sack Time takes another licking but keeps on ticking. Get out the chicken wire and duct tape again.:thumb: RIP KcMizzou you will be missed.
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Geee, Thanks for Jinxing us there Kev.!:shake: "Say Walt, this kid is 100% from the free throw line, he never misses!" [Clank] "Ooppps" :) |
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I lived!!! And I killed something! Woo Hoo!!!
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Might I suggest the title for the next mission be something like:
Mission for the perfect 10 supermodel: Tyra, Tyra Tyra! |
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