Chief Season "Lent:" I'm Givin' Up Sex
 

I'm pledging to give up sex until the NEXT Chief's loss, or Superbowl victory--whichever comes first. What will YOU give up???

FTR, I'm hoping not to have sex until sometime in February of 2005. Of course, those of you that have been married as long as I have (15 years), may think I'm not sacrificing much--but, hey, how many of you will join me!!!

Deperate circumstances call for desperate measures. I KNEW this would be their year....I KNOW it; therefore, although I'm not superstitious nor a big believer in "good kharma," I've decided this is my attempt to influence the forces of the universe.

What will YOU give up until the Chief's next loss, or SB victory?

My hand thanks you

Good strategy. Similarly, I'm going to give up driving Lamborghinis.

Heroin.

have you told your wife the good news?

I'll give up my blow dryer. :D

:spock:

TMI ROFL

Bullshit............your wife just cut your off, and you're trying to cover for not getting any for the next month.

Yep, she's doin' still doin' handsprings, and whoopin' like I will be when the Chiefs DO win the SB.... :(

ROFL

No.....no.....really, that isn't it.....I swear. :doh!:

ROFL

Maybe we should all give up extravehicular space walks, too.

Might as well offer up the comb and styling gel, too.

Damn, I'll be a real mess...... :)

is that your rauch I hope not cause your dorky as hell

Nah... Brad's much dorkier than that.

Edit* Incorrect use of your/you're... 10 yard penalty, repeat the down.

You're giving up your sex life huh...........Stick your fingers in the lawn mower or something?

The planet must be bogged down because when i was typing it i put "Your hair is dorky as hell" fing planet

I was wonderin' how many posts it would take for someone to say something about my only sex life involving "Rosey".... ROFL

17....longer than I thought. You guys are slippin' :)

Heh heh. I'm like you, I'm not giving up anything. I already give my time, emotion, energy, and money to this team. If that isn't good enough for them, then fuck them.

Shoot SD.........Everyone already knew that you scored less than a Denver fan without livestock tied to a post and a bucket.

:shake:

At the rate it's going it will be in the next life, so when you come back as a cat.....


Just make sure you're a cat who watches TV.

I would have to use some chiefsplanet math to see how much people get laid here at the old planet. Let see if i am correct

Married people= (How many times they have sex -3)
People who aren't married (Never get laid, on chiefsplanet so much)

I'm not only going to give up sex, I'm going to give up wanking.

GO CHIEFS!

You notice I didn't say THAT! :hmmm:

ROFL

Damnit I almost made it, BAD HAND and or jar of room temperature mayo

I prefer gasoline mixed with antifreeze.

Oh yeah?

http://images.theglobeandmail.com/ar...ar10/star2.jpg

Like there is any difference for you GC.

If Slapping Bozo were a championship....You're the Lance Armstrong of Punching the Clown

That's vicious.

Princess Leah....the man is headed to the tissue box as we speak.... ROFL

Not the steel bikini! that thing makes precum come out of my penis

DAMN, you K-State guys get pretty desperate don't you..... :shake:

Hell even sproles gets tired of ****ing

It's Princess LEIA.

And I actually thought she was hotter in the first movie.

I could give up beer. As much as I hate too.

Yeah, some of us are true fans. :harumph:

I'd take a vow of abstinence if it meant a Super Bowl championship.

I agree it is asking too much. What about your left nut then?

When you believe in things
That you don't understand,
Then you suffer.
Superstition ain't the way.

Mojo doesn't care about your sex life. Mojo just laughs that you're not getting any.

If you decide to share with your friends about your decision to go sexless... Tell them it's because herpes are flaring up or something. It makes it sound a little less dorky... ;)

Beer? What are you, CRAZY....please don't do THAT! ROFL

Heh, he said a while back that he lost the left one in a bet during college....we'd have to settle for the right one. :hmmm:

THAT's the spirit! :thumb:

Although I'm sure you are probably an expert on herpes, I suspect you don't know jack about mojo.... :p

:)