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ChiefsOne 09-22-2004 01:35 PM

From Beautiful to skanky to stupid!
 
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Now she is just plain stupid-skanky ignorant bitch. Pam has found Jesus and this is her new boy toy.

Deeply disappointed. She's in a downhill snowball.

ChiefsOne 09-22-2004 01:36 PM

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Saulbadguy 09-22-2004 01:36 PM

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jspchief 09-22-2004 01:39 PM

Who cares? She's a worn out old skank anyway. There are thousands of women in the world that are better looking than her.

Frankie 09-22-2004 01:40 PM

Beautiful?! :shrug:

InChiefsHeaven 09-22-2004 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie
Beautiful?! :shrug:

You'd hit it. You know it...

Demonpenz 09-22-2004 01:46 PM

start printing playoff tickets

Bob Dole 09-22-2004 01:46 PM

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HOLLYWOOD HILLS, CA – Pamela Anderson has a new homeboy, and it's none other than Jesus Christ himself. In a move that has heads turning from the Bible Belt to Rodeo Drive, the model-turned-actress has announced that she and Jesus have forged a groundbreaking new relationship. Under the terms of the relationship, the Lord will act as Ms. Anderson's "homeboy"—an urban slang term used to signify a close friend—and she will occasionally sport a tee shirt indicating the friendship.

"All these Christians are always saying you need to have a personal relationship with the Lord," said Ms. Anderson at a press conference announcing the relationship. "Well, I do: he's my homeboy! I'm not ashamed to tell the world that even though I think Christians are intolerant and boring, I still think Jesus is somewhat cool. In a trendy sort of way."

Ms. Anderson's announcement even has an evangelistic flare. Already, other stars have begun negotiations with Christ to establish their own homeboy relationships with him. It seems even A-listers such as Ashton Kutcher and Madonna are converts to what is fast becoming a quasi-religion in Hollywood.

Jesus himself remains subdued in his reaction to the new-found attention from the stars. "I'm more than happy to be Pamela's homeboy, if that's what she wants," the Lord said when we reached him by phone. "Of course, I'd really prefer a relationship that is more…spiritual, but I guess I can't force her to accept me as her savior." Under the terms of the agreement, Jesus is not required to wear any clothing that refers to Ms. Anderson. However, he did insist on an option enabling her to upgrade her relationship to include full atonement for her sin should she choose to pursue such an avenue.

The announcement sent theologians into a flurry of activity. Bernard Fassel, professor of theology at Oxford University and an occasional Baywatch viewer, had this to say: "Jesus was a friend to sinners, so it's not outside the realm of possibility that he would befriend Ms. Anderson. I just find it more likely that he would be defending her from an angry mob of Pharisees trying to stone her to death than accompanying her on her shopping trips in Beverly Hills."
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Radar Chief 09-22-2004 01:47 PM

What’s that thing hanging off RuPaul’s arm?

TheNextStep 09-22-2004 01:50 PM

When was she anything other than Skanky and Stupid?

She got famous because she was on Baywatch and blew Tommy Lee, for crying out loud!

Demonpenz 09-22-2004 01:51 PM

If your ready Pamela, i forgive you, you can come back to me now

BIG_DADDY 09-22-2004 02:05 PM

It may not be her best pic and she may be dumb as a stump but you would have to a certified homosexual to not hit that.

Demonpenz 09-22-2004 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY
It may not be her best pic and she may be dumb as a stup but you would have to a certified homosexual to not hit that.

I was going to ask how do you get certified, but then i imagined the test you would have to take

shakesthecat 09-22-2004 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz
start printing playoff tickets

Get your own line, ya hack! :cuss:

ChiefsOne 09-22-2004 02:07 PM

Pam Is Dating Jesus

Blonde babe Pam Anderson recently shared publicly her story of religious rebirth and role as a Sunday School teacher. Now she's got a new man who's name is Jesus. This Jesus isn't a carpenter though, he's a circus performer for the esteemed Cirque Du Soleil troupe in Vegas' hot adult show "Zumanity." The two obviously share their feelings against KFC. And what would Jesus say?

ChiefsOne 09-22-2004 02:10 PM

When was she anything other than Skanky and Stupid?
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When she first came to Hollywood. The first time she was in Playboy. When she started dating Tommy Lee and from then on she got skanky and she gets worse after each break up.

ChiefsOne 09-22-2004 02:12 PM

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It may not be her best pic and she may be dumb as a stup but you would have to a certified homosexual to not hit that.

Not a homo, but there is now way I'd hit it these days. Plus, she has Hep-C.

stumppy 09-22-2004 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz
start printing playoff tickets

ROFL

Braincase 09-22-2004 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY
It may not be her best pic and she may be dumb as a stump but you would have to a certified homosexual to not hit that.

Maybe I'm a little self conscious, but I'm not man enough to follow Tommy Lee's headline act. Last thing I need is some gal that's bored out like a small block V-8 at Carroll Shelby's house asking me if it's in yet.

shakesthecat 09-22-2004 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BrainCase
Maybe I'm a little self conscious, but I'm not man enough to follow Tommy Lee's headline act. Last thing I need is some gal that's bored out like a small block V-8 at Carroll Shelby's house asking me if it's in yet.

Or like Kid Rock said "It's like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway"

Duck Dog 09-22-2004 02:22 PM

I'd grudge :hump: that PETA supporting dumb ass.

Braincase 09-22-2004 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by shakesthecat
Or like Kid Rock said "It's like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway"

HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!

Baby Lee 09-22-2004 02:56 PM

You guys are missing the point. Clearly Jesus has a massive cock.

ChiefsOne 09-22-2004 03:03 PM

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Where is that from, ChiefsOne?
A link from my home page http://channels.netscape.com/ns/cele...jsp?current=18

ChiTown 09-22-2004 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee
You guys are missing the point. Clearly Jesus has a massive cock.

ROFL

There's just something infinitely wrong about this comment ROFL

ChiefsOne 09-22-2004 03:25 PM

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I'm still having trouble figuring out what the fuck is on his head.
Me too. Not sure if it is the lighting or some of those devil horns.

ChiefsKing 09-22-2004 03:26 PM

He looks like something you would see at a Raiders game.


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