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Macroach 09-22-2004 03:57 PM

Feeling old...Add your own Chiefs listing
 
Sorry if this has been posted recently. I found it amusing.

I wonder what a Chiefs version of this would be like?

BELOIT COLLEGE'S
CLASS OF 2007 MINDSET LIST®

- Most students entering school this year were born in 1985.

1. Ricky Nelson, Richard Burton, Samantha Smith, Laura Ashley, Orson Welles, Karen Ann Quinlan, Benigno Aquino, and the U.S. Football League have always been dead.
2. They are not familiar with the source of that “Giant Sucking Sound.”
3. Iraq has always been a problem.
4. “Ctrl + Alt + Del” is as basic as “ABC.”
5. Paul Newman has always made salad dressing.
6. Pete Rose has always been a gambler.
7. Bert and Ernie are old enough to be their parents.
8. An automatic is a weapon, not a transmission.
9. Russian leaders have always looked like leaders everyplace else.
10. The snail darter has never been endangered.
11. There has always been a screening test for AIDS.
12. Gas has always been unleaded
13. They never heard Howard Cosell call a game on ABC.
14. The United States has always had a Poet Laureate
15. Garrison Keillor has always been live on public radio and Lawrence Welk has always been dead on public television.
16. Their families drove SUVs without “being fuelish.”
17. There has always been some association between fried eggs and your brain.
18. They would never leave their calling card on someone’s desk.
19. They have never been able to find the “return” key.
20. Computers have always fit in their backpacks.
21. Datsuns have never been made.
22. They have never gotten excited over a telegram, a long distance call, or a fax.
23. The Osmonds are just talk show hosts.
24. Undergraduate college athletes have always been a part of the NBA and NFL draft.
25. They have always “grazed” for food.
26. Three-point shots from “downtown” have always been a part of basketball.
27. Test tube babies are now having their own babies.
28. Stores have always had scanners at the checkout.
29. The Army has always driven Humvees.
30. Adam and PC Junior computers had vanished from the market before this generation went online.
31. The Statue of Liberty has always had a gleaming torch.
32. They have always had a PIN number.
33. Banana Republic has always been a store, not a puppet government in Latin America.
34. Car detailing has always been available
35. Directory assistance has never been free.
36. The Jaycees have always welcomed women as members
37. There has always been Lean Cuisine.
38. They have always been able to fly Virgin Atlantic.
39. There have never been dress codes in restaurants.
40. Doctors have always had to deal with “reasonable and customary fees” and patients have always had controls placed on the number of days they could stay in a hospital.
41. They have always been able to make photocopies at home.
42. Michael Eisner has always been in charge of Disney.
43. They have always been able to make phone calls from planes.
44. Yuppies are almost as old as hippies.
45. Rupert Murdoch has always been an American citizen.
46. Strawberry Fields has always been in New York.
47. Rock and Roll has always been a force for social good.
48. Killer bees have always been swarming in the U.S.
49. They have never seen a First Lady in a fur coat.
50. Don Imus has always been offending someone in his national audience.

In all fairness it should be understood that students entering college this fall do have a few items on their own lists that will separate them from many of their mentors:


1. For many of them today, it’s all about the “bling, bling.”
2. They know who the “Heroes in a half shell” are.
3. Peeps are not a candy, they are your friends.
4. They have been “dissing”and “burning” things all their lives.
5. They can expect to get a ticket for “ricing out their wheels.”
6. They knew how to pop a Popple and trade a Pog.
7. They can still sing the rap chorus to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and the theme song from Duck Tales.

David. 09-22-2004 04:05 PM

1986 son

ChiefsCountry 09-22-2004 04:09 PM

I was alive for the Royals, but better than that the Cards have never won a World Series in my lifetime :thumb:

Demonpenz 09-22-2004 04:10 PM

They have always had a PIN number. N is number mother ****er!

David. 09-22-2004 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
You're kinda like a Cubs or Red Sox fan now....

only not gay

ChiefsCountry 09-22-2004 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David.
only not gay

You are correct there, I know this guy who is both a Cubs and Red Sox fan.

David. 09-22-2004 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Why do you still lie to yourself?

haha. uhh your mom....:shrug: I got nothin

Demonpenz 09-22-2004 04:15 PM

ATM MACHINE! *demon explodes*

Demonpenz 09-22-2004 04:19 PM

Needless to say needless to say, well if it's so mother ****ing needless keep your yap shut stupid c***

KC Jones 09-22-2004 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
I can't believe you weren't even alive to see the Royals win a WS.

It'll probably never happen again. You're kinda like a Cubs or Red Sox fan now....

I went to game 7.

That was pretty freaking cool.

Ultra Peanut 09-22-2004 04:28 PM

Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg...

Dr. Johnny Fever 09-22-2004 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Macroach
2. They are not familiar with the source of that “Giant Sucking Sound.”

You mean the Chiefs defense...?




:(

whoman69 09-22-2004 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry
I was alive for the Royals, but better than that the Cards have never won a World Series in my lifetime :thumb:

They've won 3 in mine and 9 in my father's.

Saulbadguy 09-22-2004 05:47 PM

1981, represent.

Demonpenz 09-22-2004 05:49 PM

1980 the year the royals almost won it all f you mike shit

BigRedChief 09-22-2004 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry
I was alive for the Royals, but better than that the Cards have never won a World Series in my lifetime :thumb:

Getting ready to fix that this year.:thumb:

Brando 09-22-2004 07:15 PM

They weren't alive when Reagan was shot.
The first time the Space Shuttle blew up they were about a year old.
Iran Contra is a new video game by Konami to them.

KcMizzou 09-22-2004 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Hey, there's something else I got to watch on TV.

Yeah.. I was in music class... they wheeled a TV in, and my teacher was crying. That's one of those "Where were you when..." moments.

Brando 09-22-2004 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Hey, there's something else I got to watch on TV.

They just kept showing that over and over and over.
I was at recess in the fifth grade when we heard about it.
Everyone started cheering because a teacher died.
I used to think back about how cruel that was. Now I think maybe it was our way of dealing with it.

o.k. enough of the flashbacks for me tonight..unless they involve ex's and chocolate sauce.

KcMizzou 09-22-2004 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brando
Everyone started cheering because a teacher died.

Wow. Rough school.

Brando 09-22-2004 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou
Yeah.. I was in music class... they wheeled a TV in, and my teacher was crying. That's one of those "Where were you when..." moments.

I even remember what I was wearing..these awful powder blue pants with an elastic waist and the matching horrific shirt.
My parents want to know why they aren't getting any grandkids?
"Dad, you put me in powder pants and sent me to school. You're lucky I haven't disowned you."

KcMizzou 09-22-2004 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brando
I even remember what I was wearing..these awful powder blue pants with an elastic waist and the matching horrific shirt.
My parents want to know why they aren't getting any grandkids?
"Dad, you put me in powder pants and sent me to school. You're lucky I haven't disowned you."

At least you didn't have to wear Rustler jeans. Those damn things were so stiff I could hardly bend my knees.

Braincase 09-22-2004 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saulbadguy
1981, represent.

Oh shutup.

In 1981, the coolest albums were AC/DC Back in Black and Kool & The Gang with "Celebration"

Blue button downs, Izod, Levis 501's and Sebago's or Sperry's.

If you had a sound system in your car, it was due to the Jensen Triaxials and the Pioneer Tape Deck in the car.

Guys did not wear earrings.

Wichita Night Life was Pogo's, Nert & Girty's, Carlos & Wongs, Judge Riggs, and the COllege Inn.

Wichita State had a football team, and they held their own regularly vs. Ku & K-State.

IBM introduced the PC.

Geeks played Dungeons & Dragons. No magic, no networked computer games, other than the occasional MUDD.

Closest thing you got to a graphical user interface was a Mongol #2.

- I had a full head of hair, 32 inch waist, weight 180 lbs., and had never picked up a guitar -

Brando 09-22-2004 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou
At least you didn't have to wear Rustler jeans. Those damn things were so stiff I could hardly bend my knees.

Dude..one word..Toughskins! We have the iron on denim patches over the holes in them too.
WTF..did they think they were dressing a robot?

KcMizzou 09-22-2004 07:41 PM

Back in Black's still one of the coolest albums. :harumph:

AirForceChief 09-22-2004 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrainCase
Oh shutup.

In 1981, the coolest albums were AC/DC Back in Black and Kool & The Gang with "Celebration"

Blue button downs, Izod, Levis 501's and Sebago's or Sperry's.

If you had a sound system in your car, it was due to the Jensen Triaxials and the Pioneer Tape Deck in the car.

Guys did not wear earrings.

Wichita Night Life was Pogo's, Nert & Girty's, Carlos & Wongs, Judge Riggs, and the COllege Inn.

Wichita State had a football team, and they held their own regularly vs. Ku & K-State.

IBM introduced the PC.

Geeks played Dungeons & Dragons. No magic, no networked computer games, other than the occasional MUDD.

Closest thing you got to a graphical user interface was a Mongol #2.

- I had a full head of hair, 32 inch waist, weight 180 lbs., and had never picked up a guitar -

For me, this is an increadible post...props. I did all the geek things and have somehow come out on the "you make money so you must be cool" end of things. I will, however, always be that guy that does things to make folks uncomfortable. I wore the 501s, had the posters of 501 wearers in my frat house room, played D&D all the way up to the day I went off to college and have never played since, had the Tri-Axels in my '68 Mustang with the 200 watt booster, over sized tires and chrome nugget wheels, still love most izod and polo wear. Still have a full head of hair and wear 33 inch waist jeans. BTW, met my wife at Bonzi Barny's in Wichita, loved going to the College Inn, and remember when Stix gave Kansas and Rush a run for their money!!

Braincase 09-23-2004 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AirForceChief
For me, this is an increadible post...props. I did all the geek things and have somehow come out on the "you make money so you must be cool" end of things. I will, however, always be that guy that does things to make folks uncomfortable. I wore the 501s, had the posters of 501 wearers in my frat house room, played D&D all the way up to the day I went off to college and have never played since, had the Tri-Axels in my '68 Mustang with the 200 watt booster, over sized tires and chrome nugget wheels, still love most izod and polo wear. Still have a full head of hair and wear 33 inch waist jeans. BTW, met my wife at Bonzi Barny's in Wichita, loved going to the College Inn, and remember when Stix gave Kansas and Rush a run for their money!!

OK - when did you hang out at the CI? I was in Fairmont Towers at WSU in '81, '82, Spring of '83 & Spring of '84...


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