A co-worker told me once that he usually downs a bottle before he goes to visit the in laws.

"They often comment about how much time I spend in the bathroom"

Mr miagee as egg is great in that movie

Did it have a great lemony flavor?

I think i have a perpetual traffic jam on my H. Highway. I might need to do a Ctl+Alt+Delete

At least it was dye free

My center of gravity is dropping.

Quick pull your finger!

You should put a liner in a garbage can and weigh it

Had a false alarm. FARTS!

Get another bottle and butt chug it.

ROFL

That's just evil.

Twins... Gonna need c section dude. Can you feel it's heartbeat yet?

LMAO

have you come up with a name for it yet?

Cassel coming out of your Pioli