Latest sensation from Rebecca Blacks producer: Alison Gold "Chinese Food"
 

Im really starting to wonder about this Patrice Wilson dude.........




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Speechless.

Holy. ****.

ill make her some chinese food

feed her my egg roll

[holding chicken LEG in her ****ing hand]

'Even chicken wings,'





Weep for America.

I think my brain just died a little.

Why is a 13 year old clubbing?

No one has an issue with a grown black man dressed up in a panda costume.....in a room with 13 year old girls?

Porn

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Chow moo moo moo moo Mein.......

THAT ROCKS THANK YOU

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That's weird?

We need to pump this into the Texan's locker room full blast at half time.

I saw this as the song was playing lol. Holy shit. Thanks for making that piece of complete shit a little bit worth it.

I bet you would, stud!

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Shit songs or not he gets publicity.

So he is actually pretty good at his job.

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Sad but ****ing true.

why are you so dense you can't even figure out the ****ing black man had a vocal track on the ****ing vid. deaf POS.

for those who hate autotune -- this product is a damn good reason to hate it.

At least this song is better than listening to the Alex haters.

Pedopanda? Get credit for the meme quick.

Reported.

This is my generation's Stairway. Friday was our London Calling.

Fan-****ing-tastic.

BRB.

Killing myself.

Nice.

You classify that as a vocal track? LMAO

Is it really any worse than a Miley Cyrus song?

Since the first video I have been certain that the Patrice Wilson dude is an audiofile.

5M+ views in two days. I bet over 4M were from CP.

Yes.

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You know how I know you didn't watch the vid in the op?

I watched about 30 seconds of it. Does it take much more than that?

No, I made it to chow me me me mein and wanted to kill myself for it. I'm not saying Miley is good, just better than that shit

OK, a few thoughts here:

1) A 13 year old out clubbing? Whaa??? Are her parents alcoholic compulsive gamblers?
2) WTF is with the dude in the Panda suit? Uncle Pervo!
3) Broccoli makes you fart. I bet she farts in the bathtub.
4) In a couple years she's gonna be all fat and doughy. Then the only thing that'll touch her will be Uncle Pervo in a Panda suit.
5) No mention of Cream of Sumuyungboi? CP is slipping....
6) I hope Jimmy Fallon covers this as Neil Young.

Kiddie porn

Yeah, they're both in the same ball park as far as I'm concerned. Garbage either way.

Her next song will be about Bar B Q.QQQQQQQQQQQQQ ew ew ew QQQQQQQQ ew ew QQQQQ!!

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Don't you mean Gar bay bay bay bage either way oh hey hey?

LMAO

Next time turn the volume on when you watch the video.

Chow...moo...moo..moo..moo...Mein while throwing the Waterfall "make it rain" hand sign was a nice touch.

Yeah, Pedopanda is the worst...

The funniest part of this is because I inadvertently hit play at just the right time, Jay and Silent Bob are actually in sync with the song. ROFL

It was.

Are you deaf?

No.

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I want shit like this to be moved to DC to piss off all those crazy, narrow-minded idiots.

Easy...

Just start railing about how the guy in the Panda Suit looks like the son Obama never had, and that he's HIV Positive because he has no health insurance, and has a thing for underage white girls..... it'll get moved lickety split!

Or you two could just keep moving it down that path.

After I watch it, I feel like I need to watch it again a half-hour later.

First of all, I have to get this off of my chest: Geishas aren't Chinese.

More to the point, though, this just reinforces my theory that current pop music is a wasteland of the worst human beings on the planet. Robin Thicke, Justin Bieber, Rihanna, Chris Brown, Miley Cyrus, and this.

This lady is now checking the stocks to see if the video is paying off..

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ROFLROFL

Tickle, tickle. Don't tell your parents.

ROFL ROFL

Well to be fair, during WWII some were...but usually not by choice.

Something tells me this nitwit isn't up on the historical intricacies of World War II.

:Poke: come on now...the panda isn't the son of Obama...it IS Obama, I mean pandas are half black and half white right??? Plus they grew up in asia!:eek::harumph:

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That Robin Thicke song is the most annoying, gay song I've ever heard. Just turble.

Have we not already established that the Brother in these vids is a big time pedo?

ROFL did you watch this thing?

Dude has a van parked outside with a GET IN SIGN?

ROFL

creepy.

Don't the kids and parents realize these songs are utter and complete shit? Or do they know it yet know they will receive publicity based on this fact :hmmm:

Wow, he lures her into his Pedo Wagon, spikes her drink, then while under the influence, she takes a bite of his magical egg roll. Wow.....just wow....

Not to mention at 2:11 he roofies the girl's drink...

That's my point. This isn't the first creepy vid he's made. Thus my, "Have we not already established that the Brother in these vids is a big time pedo?" comment - meaning, why is he allowed to continue to do this without this guy getting involved:

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wait wait. so I just watched the rest.

This video seems to center on getting a 13 year old to fall in lesbian love with a 14 year old, and then, in the end, the 14 year old eats her flesh thinking it is Chinese food.

ROFL wtf

Have you seen this man? If so call 1-800-22824-2-7336

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I can do a killer chris hanson impression. Also that chinese food song is racist.