She's an 8, I am a 4...yet she thinks I can have any woman....shit, I don't have the answer....

this thread is awesome.
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Well, your impending divorce has certainly tempered the humor of this thread. :spock:

FWIW, my wife thought it was a funny story.....

Well, that was rather anticlimactic.

BTW, ChiTown, you might want to consider having her read this thread. That just might absolve you.

HOC Worthy.

ChiTown, you may need to man up and show your wife this thread as evidence.

Make sure you edit your last post, and T.B.A. needs to unquote the quote of that post.

You'll be golden...well other than the fact that you can never post here again.

:spock:

"So, you thought you'd have a good laugh with your reeruned CP buddies, but you didn't tell ME about this?!?!?!?!?!"

No.

A man's marital problems amuse you?

Let me get this straight:

You're getting a divorce, and should be free to **** who you please, but your wife is still mad that you potentially got a blowjob from a stripper? Why? It's not like you plan on staying together, right? It would be one thing if she saw it as an opportunity to get more money - i.e. my client's husband has been screwing a stripper and is guilty of infidelity - but she was getting upset over it, correct? But calling the lawyer at the same time? I don't get it.

Unless I missed something, I don't think he said he was getting divorced. Then again I haven't read over half the posts in this thread so...

I've never understood that about my wife. Nobody wants a balding 31 year old man with 4 kids and a beer belly. Well, my friends slut girlfriend does, but other than that.

you're right, wpi is on it though:doh!:

PS.....

Why do nearly all women lack the common sense gene?

Oh, then disregard. But it sure makes her behavior seem odd. Like she doesn't even trust him at his word. I mean she was CRYING?

Idiot.