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QuikSsurfer 06-21-2013 08:35 AM

I'm 30....
 
Goodbye 20's.... You were filled with many vital life lessons that I chose to participate in. Now I'm an amazing, handsome, in great shape, and I have a really good looking beard (growing since last thanksgiving).
Thank every one on this board - except 4th and Long and Zach (really, you two are a couple of stupid assholes). I followed this board from the Star and lurked long enough til I couldn't stand it and signed up in 2003... But chiefsplanet has really been a significant part of my life... ALL of my 20's.
Cheers.

seclark 06-21-2013 08:37 AM

hbd qs...you're still just a kid.
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Dayze 06-21-2013 08:37 AM

Happy Birthday.

if it makes you feel any better, I'm 35 and have zero energy and zero libido.

...so I have that going for me.

DaKCMan AP 06-21-2013 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 9766826)
Thank every one on this board - except 4th and Long and Zach.

HBD and you're welcome!

Ceej 06-21-2013 08:37 AM

None of this takes away from how bad Ole Miss still sucks.

HBD regardless.

rockymtnchief 06-21-2013 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9766831)
hbd qs...you're still just a kid.
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+1

dred 06-21-2013 08:44 AM

30's were way funner years for me than 20's.

It's too bad they flew by so damn fast.

Enjoy it while your there!

QuikSsurfer 06-21-2013 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9766831)
hbd qs...you're still just a kid.
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Don't feel like it. I'm not medicated like a kid.
Still feel as good as I did when I was 20... but I'm just much better shape now..

I'm often told I look like I'm in my early to mid 20s... Hopefully I'll continue to age well. I'm not tanning or doing drugs or smoking cigarettes... Yeah, please Superman, if you're listening, let me age well up until my 50s.
And keep the vagina coming my way, but less gutter trash in my 30's, please.
Amen.

QuikSsurfer 06-21-2013 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 9766833)
HBD and you're welcome!

Quote:

Originally Posted by CJizzles (Post 9766835)
None of this takes away from how bad Ole Miss still sucks.

HBD regardless.

I really, really like the two of you.

No homo.

And Ole Miss wins 8 games this season, count on it.

vailpass 06-21-2013 08:52 AM

HBD. Your thirties are prime time.

digger 06-21-2013 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 9766833)
HBD and you're welcome!

This.

Tribal Warfare 06-21-2013 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9766859)
HBD. Your thirties are prime time.

outside of injuries take longer to heal.

vailpass 06-21-2013 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 9766861)
outside of injuries take longer to heal.

Yeah but you can afford it. now you know you don't run down and **** one, you walk down and **** them all.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-21-2013 09:37 AM

Happy Birthday brother. Get ready for the best ten years of your life. You'll start making more money, doing more stuff, have more opportunity to travel, and you'll still score lots of hot, young, poon. You're just getting ****ing started!

Mr. Flopnuts 06-21-2013 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9766868)
Yeah but you can afford it. now you know you don't run down and **** one, you walk down and **** them all.

Boom!

Garcia Bronco 06-21-2013 09:37 AM

HB...30 is the new 20

BlackHelicopters 06-21-2013 09:43 AM

Happy Birthday! Enjoy!

Predarat 06-21-2013 09:44 AM

According to this guy you are not a man until you are 40.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1BhYPu966Rc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

BigCatDaddy 06-21-2013 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9766832)
Happy Birthday.

if it makes you feel any better, I'm 35 and have zero energy and zero libido.

...so I have that going for me.

This!

vailpass 06-21-2013 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9766929)
Boom!

You know it Flop!

Dayze 06-21-2013 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Predarat (Post 9766939)
According to this guy you are not a man until you are 40.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1BhYPu966Rc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I was going to post that earlier. ROFL

vailpass 06-21-2013 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 9766942)
This!

Liquid balls?

J Diddy 06-21-2013 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Predarat (Post 9766939)
According to this guy you are not a man until you are 40.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1BhYPu966Rc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

**** yeah!!!!!!

I'm still in the twilight of my youth!

J Diddy 06-21-2013 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 9766861)
outside of injuries take longer to heal.

and metabolism slows down..

Mr. Plow 06-21-2013 10:05 AM

Happy bday man!! Hope you have a great one!!

Thig Lyfe 06-21-2013 10:06 AM

4th and Long? What is this, 2004?

aturnis 06-21-2013 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 9766826)
Goodbye 20's.... You were filled with many vital life lessons that I chose to participate in. Now I'm an amazing, handsome, in great shape, and I have a really good looking beard (growing since last thanksgiving).
Thank every one on this board - except 4th and Long and Zach (really, you two are a couple of stupid assholes). I followed this board from the Star and lurked long enough til I couldn't stand it and signed up in 2003... But chiefsplanet has really been a significant part of my life... ALL of my 20's.
Cheers.

You poor, fat, disgusting, lonely shell of the guy you used to be. Your life is over. Good luck in the sorry, miserable, meaningless end that remains.

Just kidding. I turn 30 in like 2 weeks...Happy Birthday!

El Jefe 06-21-2013 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 9766826)
Goodbye 20's.... You were filled with many vital life lessons that I chose to participate in. Now I'm an amazing, handsome, in great shape, and I have a really good looking beard (growing since last thanksgiving).
Thank every one on this board - except 4th and Long and Zach (really, you two are a couple of stupid assholes). I followed this board from the Star and lurked long enough til I couldn't stand it and signed up in 2003... But chiefsplanet has really been a significant part of my life... ALL of my 20's.
Cheers.

LMAO

Omaha 06-21-2013 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 9766826)
Goodbye 20's.... You were filled with many vital life lessons that I chose to participate in. Now I'm an amazing, handsome, in great shape, and I have a really good looking beard (growing since last thanksgiving).
Thank every one on this board - except 4th and Long and Zach (really, you two are a couple of stupid assholes). I followed this board from the Star and lurked long enough til I couldn't stand it and signed up in 2003... But chiefsplanet has really been a significant part of my life... ALL of my 20's.
Cheers.

Keep it up, dude! 30's are awesome, but maintaining that awesomeness can get a little harder. Don't waste it.

Happy Birthday!

Omaha 06-21-2013 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 9766826)
Goodbye 20's.... You were filled with many vital life lessons that I chose to participate in. Now I'm an amazing, handsome, in great shape, and I have a really good looking beard (growing since last thanksgiving).
Thank every one on this board - except 4th and Long and Zach (really, you two are a couple of stupid assholes). I followed this board from the Star and lurked long enough til I couldn't stand it and signed up in 2003... But chiefsplanet has really been a significant part of my life... ALL of my 20's.
Cheers.

Oh, and try to resist the urge to have "supper" at 3:30 in the afternoon, you old ****!

DJ's left nut 06-21-2013 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9766832)
Happy Birthday.

if it makes you feel any better, I'm 35 and have zero energy and zero libido.

...so I have that going for me.

Where you that way at 31?

Please say you were. I'd hate to believe I only have 4 years left to play softball and ****...

(But happy birthday to quicksilver either way...)

Lonewolf Ed 06-21-2013 10:59 AM

Happy 30th! I didn't feel like I peaked until about 36, then the grays started coming in faster. Now I am 45 and wish I could have just stayed 34 for the rest of my life. Enjoy your 30s, they should be a good ten years!

ChiefsCountry 06-21-2013 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by dred (Post 9766850)
30's were way funner years for me than 20's.

If that's the case, damn I got another good 11 years ahead of me. :)

Dayze 06-21-2013 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9767040)
Where you that way at 31?

Please say you were. I'd hate to believe I only have 4 years left to play softball and ****...

(But happy birthday to quicksilver either way...)

....you'd better sit down.


lol
I think it's mostly stress related.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-21-2013 11:32 AM

You will learn soooo much

Hootie 06-21-2013 11:33 AM

I'm not looking forward to when I make this thread.

BigCatDaddy 06-21-2013 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9767109)
I'm not looking forward to when I make this thread.

LMAO Most likely Clay will have to make it for you

Hootie 06-21-2013 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 9767154)
LMAO Most likely Clay will have to make it for you

See that was funny =)

Pasta Little Brioni 06-21-2013 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 9767154)
LMAO Most likely Clay will have to make it for you

I'll start the thread!!! Hootie Manifesto 2.0 with Clay

DJ's left nut 06-21-2013 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dred (Post 9766850)
30's were way funner years for me than 20's.

Yeah, haven't been in them long, but so far I really like my 30's. About all I can't do as well as the 20 yr olds is drink, and even then I can generally hang with them, it just hurts much more the next day.

I've fallen off a little athletically, but less in performance and more in recovery. I seem to constantly have a tweak in my ankle, knee, shoulder, etc... And they're getting worse; I tore my labrum last year and sprained my MCL this year. Sooner or later they'll be things I can't play through anymore.

On the flip side, I've don't ever have to worry about how I'll pay for the bars, ballgames, etc.... and I don't have to worry about asking for time off. If I want to go do something, I at 2 on a Thursday, I just go do it. I don't live in a shitty little duplex anymore and I actually have some liquidity to blow should I decide I want to.

Chin up, Quicksilver - your 30s (at least your early 30s) are pretty badass.

dred 06-21-2013 12:24 PM

One perk I remember from the mid 30's was that my car and motorcycle insurance began to get a lot cheaper.

Take that for what it's worth.

;)

Bowser 06-21-2013 12:40 PM

Happy 30th, QS! Go blow some shit up this weekend!

QuikSsurfer 06-21-2013 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omaha (Post 9767039)
Oh, and try to resist the urge to have "supper" at 3:30 in the afternoon, you old ****!

ROFL

QuikSsurfer 06-21-2013 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 9767154)
LMAO Most likely Clay will have to make it for you

"From down town"!!!!

bunger 06-21-2013 12:47 PM

Hell!
Thaty was 22 yrs ago for me..
Don't let the meat lofe..
Keep it busy or just a hand in the bush!!!
Happy day I would hope.
Enjoy!!!!

KCUnited 06-21-2013 12:55 PM

Other than being ashamed of all the ass beatings I dished out in my 20's and being a step slower on my double leg, I've really enjoyed my 30's.

But for real, hbd.

Frazod 06-21-2013 01:03 PM

Happy birthday.

And what's wrong with 4th and Long?

vailpass 06-21-2013 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9767256)
Other than being ashamed of all the ass beatings I dished out in my 20's and being a step slower on my double leg, I've really enjoyed my 30's.

But for real, hbd.

Double leg?

J Diddy 06-21-2013 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 9767154)
LMAO Most likely Clay will have to make it for you

It will be Clay posting Hootie's birthday ban manifesto.

KCUnited 06-21-2013 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9767325)
Double leg?

Takedown

Demonpenz 06-21-2013 05:14 PM

The hole in my life where good sex was in my 20's are replaced by stolen pies from perkins.

FlaChief58 06-21-2013 05:32 PM

It's all ben gay & depends from here.

A word of advise though, don't let those semi annual erections go to waste. Grab anything with a hole and rock that shit :)

HBD

seclark 06-21-2013 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 9767716)
It's all ben gay & depends from here.

A word of advise though, don't let those semi annual erections go to waste. Grab anything with a hole and rock that shit :)

HBD

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|Zach| 06-21-2013 05:35 PM

Have a great weekend QS.

My 30th is coming up in a few months.

Braincase 06-21-2013 06:12 PM

In 10 years you'll be a man and qualified to coach the OSU Cowboys.

FlaChief58 06-21-2013 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9767719)
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If the doughnut fits...

QuikSsurfer 06-21-2013 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9767276)
Happy birthday.

And what's wrong with 4th and Long?

Dude went way far out of his way to ensure that a mod saw that I (first time offender!) had performed filter evasion in one of my posts... with a picture... that mother ****er....
Hope you're reading this. I remember.

mlyonsd 06-21-2013 08:12 PM

HBD whippersnapper.

Psyko Tek 06-21-2013 09:15 PM

[QUOTE=QuikSsurfer;9766826]Goodbye 20's.... You were filled with many vital life lessons that I chose to participate in. Now I'm an amazing, handsome, in great shape, and I have a really good looking beard (growing since last thanksgiving).
Thank every one on this board - except 4th and Long and Zach (really, you two are a couple of stupid assholes). I followed this board from the Star and lurked long enough til I couldn't stand it and signed up in 2003... But chiefsplanet has really been a significant part of my life... ALL of my 20's.
Cheers.[/QUOTE



that is a talking point?
do you put that on your resume?

Bugeater 06-21-2013 09:22 PM

YOU'RE 30! YOU'RE NOT A MAN UNTIL YOU'RE 40!

http://jwadeharrell.files.wordpress....mike_gundy.jpg

OrtonsPiercedTaint 06-21-2013 09:31 PM

Thanks for paying into SSI.

KcMizzou 06-21-2013 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9768165)
YOU'RE 30! YOU'RE NOT A MAN UNTIL YOU'RE 40!

http://jwadeharrell.files.wordpress....mike_gundy.jpg

This young pup probably doesn't get the reference.

I'm closing in on 39. Don't think I've matured much since ehh... 23 or so.

ChiTown 06-21-2013 10:33 PM

30 was nearly 17 years ago for me. I enjoyed the shit out of my 30's so should you!

KS Smitty 06-21-2013 11:13 PM

I never turned 30, I had the 1st anniversary of my 29th birthday.

rocknrolla 06-22-2013 01:39 AM

Happy birthday. When I was 30, I was married to a bat shit crazy bitch. After 10 years ended up with over half of everything. I must say turning 40 was no biggie, but 41 is when my body started to feel it. No complaints here. I can still hang with the kids in their 20's.

DaneMcCloud 06-22-2013 02:21 AM

I was slightly sad as well when I turned 30 years old. What I quickly learned was that not only was 30 no big deal, but that being in my 30's was nothing short of awesome.

Enjoy!

Earthling 06-22-2013 06:12 AM

HBD
I honestly don't remember much of my 30's. Must have been good.
The doughnuts got me thinking though...I used to be able to carry 6 doughnuts and two cups of coffee all at the same time. Now I can only carry two cups of coffee. ;)

BigCatDaddy 06-22-2013 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Earthling (Post 9768395)
HBD
I honestly don't remember much of my 30's. Must have been good.
The doughnuts got me thinking though...I used to be able to carry 6 doughnuts and two cups of coffee all at the same time. Now I can only carry two cups of coffee. ;)

CrazyCoffee can still carry both.

QuikSsurfer 06-22-2013 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 9768253)
This young pup probably doesn't get the reference.

I'm closing in on 39. Don't think I've matured much since ehh... 23 or so.

I got the reference, immediately... heh that was only what, 6 years ago when that happened?


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