CP Census
 

The strip club thread got me pissed off about idiotic-waste of time legislation, and it appeared that most of the posters in that thread were in agreement for once, and somehow that led to me wondering what the demographics of the planet are.

Don't know if this has been done, but I don't think so. I'm curious to find the average Chief's Planeteer. I'm far too lazy to come up with the required survey(s), but I know we have a few resident experts that might also be interested?(Rain Man) I'd suggest a blind poll.

My guess:

Age: 34.2
84% of planeteers are male
88% Caucasian
72% Protestant Christian
Average number of children per planeteer: 1.2
Average Household Income: $385k (Dane skews this one)
Average Median Household Income $62.4k
89% Chief's Fans
77% Cardinal's Fans
52% KU Fans (Must pick one school for all sports (COMOCHIEF!))
80% of planeteers are bald with a goatee
42% of planeteers are from Missouri
40% of planeteers currently reside in Missouri
82% of planeteers have been to a strip club
0.026% of planeteers have been to a gay bar (Buck?)

Now that there is a poll, please don't be offended if you can't find a particular category that fits and have to select other or N/A etc.

There is no way in hell I can put all religions, races, states, teams, etc on any poll. Let alone a VBulletin poll.

Off to D.C. in 1.....2.....3...

Didn't see anything in my hypothetic poll that regarded politics...

Age: 22
Male
White (Luxembourg and Norwegian background)
Catholic
0 children
$2,000 income (student)
Chiefs fan
Royals fan
Iowa Hawkeyes, I guess
Shaved, no facial hair
Born in Iowa
Live in Iowa
Never been to a strip club, nor want to
Never been to a gay bar, nor want to

Age: 28
Male
White
Protestant
Married
0 Children
Income: 100k+-(Attorney, wife is 1st grade teacher)
Cubs fan
Saints fan
Ole Miss fan
Shaved, no facial hair
born in Mississippi
live in Mississippi
been to a strip club
never been to a gay bar

Age: 24
Male
3/4 Caucasian - 1/4 Mexican
Not Religious
number of children per planeteer: 0
Household Income: $20k
Chargers Fan
Padres Fan
San Diego State Fan
Not Bald w/ a goatee
Born in California
Dont currently reside in Missouri (Live in CA)
Have been to a Strip Club
Have been to a Gay Bar

There seems to be a disproportionate amount of lawyers/former law students on this forum.

Age: 23
Male
White (primarily English, Swedish, German and Native American background)
Not religious
0 children
$12,000 estimated yearly income right now
Chiefs fan
Royals fan
1.) Northwest Missouri State Bearcats, 2.) Missouri Tigers, 3.) Alabama Crimson Tide
Very long hair (like to the small of my back long), full beard.
Born in Missouri
Live in Missouri until July, then I will live in Alabama
Have been to a strip club
Have been to a gay bar

There's a disproportionate amount of lawyers/former law students in this country.

Just make a poll

Joke....you mention race makeup in your poll. Alot of people were opposed to that in the real census.

Age: 63
Male
Chinese
Buddhist
14 chirdlen
$1.4 mirrion estimated yearly income right now
Chiefs fan
Loyals fan
Go Mizzrou
Vely rong white hair
Born in Thailand
Live in Beijing
Have beeen to a stlip crub
Have beeen to a gay barl.
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which part?

I tried, and the technology baffles me.