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Iowanian 10-18-2018 06:36 PM
Welcome Pats fans. Allow me to make you feel at home

https://media.giphy.com/media/SYGkVEBAhm0g0/giphy.gif

Pablo 10-18-2018 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 13826823)
I browsed that thread and it was like watching the old SNL "Sprockets" skits.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/Questionab...edGonolek.webp


Soon, the sun is going to shine on Brady and the rest of that busted group of honkeys....TB12 will only be able to suck the youth from the mouth of those young boys for so long before the devil will come to cash in the contract on his soul. The first time the Pats lose 6 games, that stadium will have less people than the Chargers......

That's right, I said it you bandwagon hopping, prolapsed hemorrhoid sucking wikked pissahs. I doubt many of those shit talkers even know who craig James, Irvin Fryar or Tony Eason are.....
All these names of other young boys that Tom has mouth ****ed for sport?

Pablo 10-18-2018 06:42 PM
No matter what Pat goes on to do; and no matter whether he surpasses tom as GOAT(he will) or not, we know one thing.

He's not a pedophile. And that's good enough for me.

Spott 10-18-2018 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 13826636)
I must point out as well that the worst person I've ever encountered purchased a diploma from Harvard (or rather, his parents bought it for him). After having to deal with that person I have a very negative view of Harvard by association.
Cambridge Community College.

rico 10-18-2018 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 13826827)
None of those queers could tell a football from a basketball until 2001, so yeah, we'd rape rape rape their cavities. Then finish with a mega load in their eye-sockets and a hefty chili shit in their one who sucks the peniss.
And after we demolish them, the dolphin rapists would show up and start taunting them!! They’d be all like:

https://media.makeameme.org/created/...ape-5bc928.jpg

PLANET! PLANET! CHIIIIEEEEFSPLANET!!!

Pablo 10-18-2018 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 13826880)
And after we demolish them, the dolphin rapists would show up and start taunting them!! They’d be all like:

https://media.makeameme.org/created/...ape-5bc928.jpg

PLANET! PLANET! CHIIIIEEEEFSPLANET!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

Our very own mascot!

FlaChief58 10-18-2018 06:54 PM
So, those tards have a problem with Reek, but celebrate a pedophile. I bet they thought Hernandez got a raw deal too.
****ing scumbag fans, the whole lot

KCUnited 10-18-2018 06:56 PM
A Fleshlight on the docks of Boston

https://i.imgur.com/7avrG12.jpg?1

Pablo 10-18-2018 06:56 PM
Chiefs dolphin wears a Belcher jersey. He strangles Pats fans with his prehensile penis and then drags them down to the rape cave and sodomizes their dead corpses over and over again.

Even Chiefs dolphin is grossed out by tom tongue ****ing his kid though. That shit is over the line.

ptlyon 10-18-2018 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 13826921)
A Fleshlight on the docks of Boston

https://i.imgur.com/7avrG12.jpg?1
Would

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-18-2018 07:02 PM
Frappe'-sippin' dick buzzards.

rico 10-18-2018 07:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 13826924)
Chiefs dolphin wears a Belcher jersey. He strangles Pats fans with his prehensile penis and then drags them down to the rape cave and sodomizes their dead corpses over and over again.

Even Chiefs dolphin is grossed out by tom tongue ****ing his kid though. That shit is over the line.
https://media.makeameme.org/created/...ing-5bc92d.jpg

Iowanian 10-18-2018 07:06 PM
I used to date Pats fan's mom.

She was an interesting and talented lady.

My favorite part was on rainy nights, she would turn a lamp on, set it on the floor and turn off all of the other lights as she removed her pants and ease in front of the light so I could muse at her womanly shape. Seductively, she would reach down and grab herself by the meat flaps and twist them into the most amazing shadow puppet show.

It was always impressive as she smooshed it into a turkey neck and I swear....could make a gobble sound from her south mouth. the donkey, the dolphin and the circling buzzard were also pleasing.

FlaChief58 10-18-2018 07:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 13826978)
I used to date Pats fan's mom.

She was an interesting and talented lady.

My favorite part was on rainy nights, she would turn a lamp on, set it on the floor and turn off all of the other lights as she removed her pants and ease in front of the light so I could muse at her womanly shape. Seductively, she would reach down and grab herself by the meat flaps and twist them into the most amazing shadow puppet show.

It was always impressive as she smooshed it into a turkey neck and I swear....could make a gobble sound from her south mouth. the donkey, the dolphin and the circling buzzard were also pleasing.
LMAO

notorious 10-18-2018 07:10 PM
Iowanian is cooking with some major fire right now. LMAO


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