****OFFICIAL 2014 MLB ALL STAR GAME****
 

Derek Jeter can go suck a big ole chili dog

He's a biracial angel.

Let's see how Matheny screws this up!

FYP

Forgive me if I'm forgetful, but when is the last time the Royals had a starter before this year?

I asked this yesterday. Apparently Dye in 2000.

edit: he was also our last voted-in starter

I am at my kids dance studio.

One girl said "They are not even showing Idena Menzel (sp)" "They are just showing people no one cares about"

Like baseball players?

Oh my

She is a great singer, but not the only thing to see.

Dumbass me missed the player intros. Thought that all started at 8 Eastern.

Because I don't usually see MLB threads, I'll use this one here to rant….

I'm not an Angels fan. But if Mike Trout doesn't win the MVP this year (assuming he finishes at the same pace, which he will if he stays healthy) then every single MVP voter should be flat out fired. He should have won the last 2 years, and he was by a mile the best player in the AL last year. The voters will probably find some stupid ass reason to vote for Nelson Cruz or Abreu instead.

Esky would have had him

Mother****ing Jeter

Awesome!

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 2

haha, that was hilarious. Random jackass yelling overrated, double down to right

pitcher just threw him a gofer ball for old time's sake

That was a meat pitch, definitely a gimme pitch.

Haha. Noticed that too.

Puig is just terrible in the field

Alright. Put in Kershaw and let him pitch 8+

Nice pitch to pick Cano

HAHA RedTurds helping get us home field advantage in the World Series

Good to see the Card scum getting raped early.

hell no, i want him to pitch no innings. lol

Yep.

ROFL Hate much?

I know I'm in the minority, but I'll take this opportunity to mention that not only am I fine with this game deciding homefield advantage in the world series, I outright think its a good idea and support it.

It's in reality deciding who wins the World Series. 8-11 and the the winner hasn't lost the WS since 2008.

Cano trying to not hurt his arm?

raving about the Cano throw that was offline?

Good god Carlos Gomez.

Carlos Gomez is a bigger douche then Puig.

Is he mentally unstable?

Gomez? Possibly.

Other dudes in the dugout were laughing at him behind his back

@BestFansStLouis is such a great follow on twitter.

GO DEEP, SALVY

Catcher speed

Kershaw has had a much better year than Wainright. Shame he was injured or he'd be starting.

This is a really good game.

Ugly ass hats. Wow. Seems like they just remembered that they need to make all star hats at the very last minute.

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looks like a Jeter knob slob fest so far....

ENOUGH ALL READY. He going to shake hands with each ****ing squarehead fan now?

Booooooooooooo

good god... this isn't the Derek Jeter show.. it's the god damned all star game.

hey, he backed it up, so what the hell. I'm sure we'd be laughing if he went 0-2

Reynolds insinuating that Jeter is the father of his sister's baby

I know he's a Yankee, but although we may object to his overrated defense, even with that flaw he's objectively one of the greatest players in the history of the game playing in his last all-star game. This was going to happen, its not that much of a stoppage, and its probably appropriate.

Hes a great player, but sometimes he gets a little too much love IMO. There have bneen better players than him who didnt get nearly the recognition they deserved. He only gets it because of the team and market he plays in.

So how come every time I turn on the ASG, they're blowing some Yankee dude. WTF???

He will go to Cooperstown on merit alone, barely. But he's one of the clutchest hitters of all time. The statistics back that up and there are lots of stats nerds that have tried to prove it wrong.

His numbers are literally as good or better in the playoffs and in what are considered clutch at bats. And unlike most players, he has enough of those at bats where those statistics are meaningful. That is pretty amazing when you consider that a lot of those clutch at bats came against closers and those playoff at bats come against playoff pitching.

That, and he came through and delivered several iconic plays. We've had this argument before on here. He probably isn't as good as his hype... but he has come through in a handful of critical iconic plays in big games, so that's what he'll be remembered for. That's sports.

barely? Are you kidding me?

Forget playoffs or clutch, he is #9 on the hit list.

Why do guys try sliding into 1st base? Its not faster than running thru it.

1 AB for Salvy. BOOOOOOO!!

This. You can't argue his clutch hitting. I don't get the knock on his D either, he wasn't the best fielding ss but he used to make some phenomenal plays.

Not surprised. It's the Royals.

Many guys who play along time but aren't performing well near the end of their career go rather silently. But this one gets all the publicity and a ****ing all-star start while blowing dick because he's a Yankee. LAME.

Because they are dumb jock athletes.

We can coach them, but if they wanna slide into first like an idiot, they will. The only reason to slide into first is if the defender wont make it to the bag and they are trying to swipe-tag you.

That looked awful familar

This has been one of the better All-Star games.

I'm ok with that. Salvy can use all the rest he can get.

This has been a good ASG. Jester is great. Respect. I hate the Yankees as much as anyone.

Alexei getting a knock and scoring!

All the talk about Butler going to the Ms Billy even favorited the tweet

ROFL

Why don't they just send Joe Buck down to the dugout to blow Jeter, and just get it over with?

You know Joe Buck wouldn't mind. It's on his bucket list.

Buck "You cant leave, were not gonna let you go" "im gonna come down there and pull your pants down" "I cant quit you Derek!!!"

pussy

Max Scherzer (sp?) is one goofy looking one who sucks the penis.

Jeter "An American Icon"


:facepalm: at Buck

Joe Buck is a closet case. He's furiously fapping during the commercial break.

Jeter is a freaking Yankee. Good riddance. I said the same thing last year about Rivera. The weaker the Yankees are as a team, the better I like it.

Greg Holland sighting in the bullpen...

Jose Abreu gona go yard when he comes up

Watching the game with my dad he says, "Why don't you go down to the dugout and suck his dick!" Lol


Lol

Why don't you hand him your computer

Looks like Greg Holland will pitch the 7th

Oh, holy crap. That was great

Haha he doesn't even like baseball but before the game I said ah **** jester, he said respect him. Guess he had too much.