It looked like a sideways sloppy joe wrapped in a sandwich bag

LMAO Yuck.

The hole above that looked like a huge slab of baloney in the shape of a deformed taco that someone tried stabbing with a ****ing huge Phillips bit butt it just left the indentation. The whole mess was guarded by the angriest looking spider I’ve ever seen

You need help.

Would you take head from her

I don't have an extensive knowledge of this Brooke character and her credentials, but just to play devil's advocate, if someone posted anything on social media clamoring for a lawsuit, I would block them too...

All that said, she seems to have chosen her side (and if she's right then lambast be into oblivion), and it's quite the gamble if she's wrong.

End of rant; if you want to judge her on her ability as a journalist, she's awful. She can't string sentences together to save her life.

Adam Teicher might be the most incompetent writer that's enjoyed success in the last century.

She's testing his watermark...

Only if I could viciously beat my weenie across her face at rope-time.

Somebody should tweet this thread to her.

Can't fap to this

Jesus Christ that's a huuuge bitch

She looks like she saw her first dick in person

Is she 50 at a dive bar?

Fat chicks like her give the best head tho

And whomever that [relatively] tiny bitch is next to her looks like part of Chazz' crew that took over the radio station in Airheads.

You would **** a shit-eating fat man...