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Hammock Parties 12-16-2021 12:00 AM

****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Los Angeles Chargers TNF Game Thread****
 
Everyone is talking about COVID-19 but have you heard of a DEADLY NEW DISEASE that originated in the GREAT STATE OF MISSOURI, WHERE MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM, THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, ALSO PLAY?

We call this disease :#MAHOMESIASIS-15:#*

It is FATAL to ALL AFC West teams AND their fans outside Missouri.

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There have been eleven confirmed outbreaks of Mahomesiasis-15 around the country in the last several years, mostly in Los Angeles, Denver and Las Vegas. EACH TIME, this DEADLY NEW DISEASE kills approximately 70,000 people.

There were outbreaks in Oakland and San Diego and EVERYONE THERE DIED SO HARD those places are now UNINHABITABLE.

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Even a slightly weaker strain of Mahomesias-15 devastated Mexico City.

PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES are at extremely HIGH RISK.

Symptoms: random burn marks, depression, shrinking of genitals, elevated estrogen levels.


WAIT WAIT I'M GETTING A REPORT FROM THE CENTERS FOR DEFENSE CONTROL!

OH MY GOD THERE'S AN OUTBREAK HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN LOS ANGELES!

EVERYONE THERE IS GOING TO DIE!

*Please consult a doctor if your Mahomesiasis-15 lasts longer than this game thread.

ShowtimeSBMVP 12-16-2021 12:01 AM

In for the win.

Simply Red 12-16-2021 12:01 AM

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Simply Red 12-16-2021 12:03 AM

Let's go! Nice OP getting it started!

smithandrew051 12-16-2021 12:03 AM

The Los Angeles Chargers are pieces of shit!!!!

Let’s ****ing destroy them!!! **** these stupid ****ing idiots!!!!

LFG!!!!!

TinyEvel 12-16-2021 12:13 AM

What's with the terrible name, dude?

Could have been

Mahomesid-15

Or even better Mahomicron -15.

WTF is mahomesiasis.

Katie 12-16-2021 12:13 AM

That was an epic opening!

Boxer_Chief 12-16-2021 12:13 AM

Patrick Mahomes is my favorite player on my favorite team, the Kansas City Chiefs. Keenan Allen is my least favorite player on my 15th most hated team. Go Chiefs.

saphojunkie 12-16-2021 12:24 AM

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Hammock Parties 12-16-2021 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 16010965)
WTF is mahomesiasis.

A DEADLY DIEASE!!!!

TinyEvel 12-16-2021 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16010974)
A DEADLY DIEASE!!!!

It's not too late to change it to Mahomicron.

Hammock Parties 12-16-2021 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 16010975)
It's not too late to change it to Mahomicron.

SANCTITY OF OP WILL NOT BE DIMINISHED!

Simply Red 12-16-2021 12:29 AM

How are you all ladies doing this evening?

saphojunkie 12-16-2021 12:31 AM

I was in Lawrence for the KU beatdown of Missouri.

I was in KC for the Chiefs beatdown of the Raiders.

I am in Los Angeles.

LFG

Simply Red 12-16-2021 12:32 AM

X-Factor going to get crunk up in SoFi!! SoFi LOUDER!!!


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