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houstonwhodat 04-10-2013 05:47 PM

Chinese Man Sticks Swamp Eel Up His Butt - Gnaws Through His Colon - WTF?
 
Is it football season yet?

They have been talking about this on the radio today.

"A doctor in China couldn't help herself after she recently treated a man whose colon had been perforated by the eel he had stuck up his butt.

She just had to blog about it.

Story goes that the 39-year-old man was doing a bit of drinking when he concluded that it might be nice to let a live swamp eel swim up his rectum.

Needless to say, it damn near killed 'im.

According to the doctor, the 20" eel gnawed its way through the man's colon into his body, causing massive internal bleeding.

"The eel was simply trying to find its way out," another doctor is quoted as saying."

http://gawker.com/5994144/chinese-ma...ough-his-colon

http://www.ktrh.com/articles/michael...-eel-11173075/

http://globalgrind.com/news/china-ma...graphic-photos


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WhitiE 04-10-2013 05:48 PM

Ouch

Dayze 04-10-2013 06:00 PM

I think it's safe to say we've all been there

Al Bundy 04-10-2013 06:02 PM

Isn't that what Scott Pioli did to the Chiefs?

houstonwhodat 04-10-2013 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Bundy (Post 9575639)
Isn't that what Scott ***** did to the Chiefs?

I thought Pioli used a gerbel not an eel?

Al Bundy 04-10-2013 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9575644)
I thought ***** used a gerbel not an eel?

Scott was the Eel, the Chiefs were this mans innards.

WhitiE 04-10-2013 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9575630)
I think it's safe to say we've all been there

LMAO

threebag 04-10-2013 07:33 PM

Should have put a muzzle on that ****er

Hammock Parties 04-10-2013 07:34 PM

it's always a danger, but there are risks you have to take

plbrdude 04-10-2013 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9575630)
I think it's safe to say we've all been there

i think not

Canofbier 04-10-2013 08:03 PM

Snakes look slimy but aren't; this man knew that and found an eel instead. Good for him.

Demonpenz 04-10-2013 08:07 PM

probably used novicane for the soul to numb himself first.

Bowser 04-10-2013 08:07 PM

Had an ex like that once.

gblowfish 04-10-2013 08:09 PM

Somewhere, Richard Gere is bookmarking this story...

Simply Red 04-10-2013 08:13 PM

PN


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