Getting old sucks
 

Age has really been hitting me a bit lately. I know I know I’m not that old, I’ll be 33 next week, that’s not that old.

But I’ve been having some age issues lately. My hair is getting gray, I have to work harder to get loosened up to workout and most recently, I’d been having some weird headaches and issues with my eyes. Primary care physician thought maybe it was sinus pressure so we treated that or maybe it’s an inner ear thing.

She also recommended I have my eyes checked as I hadn’t in a while And I noticed playing golf the other day I had some issues. Always had good vision.

Welp, not anymore. Found out I need glasses now.

Not sure why it’s bothering me so much but it is

Beats the alternative.

I have keratoconus in one eye and have basically been legally blind in that eye since I was a teen.

Eat shit, nerd.

Getting old ain't for pussies

I got LASIK for my eyes it has been great, but I am noticing the need for reading glasses now though and you aren't old yet come back and see me when you sit on your testicles.

Are you a urologist?

Don't worry. It only gets worse.

****ing millennials.

Ok, boomer.

Getting older is inevitable, but getting old is a choice. I'm 32 but feel and look like i'm 23. Of course, I attribute much of that to a strict diet and exercise regiment. Most people let themselves go after around 30, especially women, just don't fall into that trap. Take care of yourself and you can be slamming 22-28 year old pussy well into your 40's. Protip: don't get married.

I’m married with 3 children

So too late

50 gonna rock your boat too.

You’re feeling old because you have too many kids.

Loser.

Ultrasound tech so he might end up seeing me literally as well.

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