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DJ's left nut 01-26-2009 02:18 PM

Your day > My day

I work in the wrong city.

Iowanian 01-26-2009 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 5428185)
Sounds to me like you're getting free haircuts for life dude. I'd also have them throw in some massages etc....

You could get some quality entertainment, and free haircuts out of this one.

She's the one that should feel out of place and shitty about this, not you.

Lock the door, dumbass.

Jilly 01-26-2009 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 5428122)
My guess, and totally a guess, is that the BJ was a precursor to a nice barber chair ****.

I'm not sure how you got that from that, but ok!!


Seriously, though, this story is all too familiar.

ChiTown 01-26-2009 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5428156)
2 Things.

1. Are you married?

2. Worthless w/out Pics

1. Faithfully for over 15yrs

2. I'm not sure that the better shot wouldn't have been the look on my face.

Brock 01-26-2009 02:20 PM

This is what cameraphones are for.

Gonzo 01-26-2009 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5428201)
You could get some quality entertainment, and free haircuts out of this one.

She's the one that should feel out of place and shitty about this, not you.

Lock the door, dumbass.

No doubt, I would just go there with a big ass smile on my face, after getting the haircut - shampoo etc, load up on hair styling product. When she gives you a bill, smile and say "Yeah...I don't think so."

58-4ever 01-26-2009 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 5428219)
1. Faithfully for over 15yrs

2. I'm not sure that the better shot wouldn't have been the look on my face.

the best shot would've been on her face.

Brock 01-26-2009 02:22 PM

Also, hopefully there's another barber chair available.

Gonzo 01-26-2009 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 58-4ever (Post 5428133)
I'll need the address of this shop please. For....just give me the address!!

I doubt it'd be that hard to find being at least a three story building in Wichita.

rockymtnchief 01-26-2009 02:24 PM

You didn't grab a magazine, sit down, and wait for your turn? :)

Demonpenz 01-26-2009 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5428167)
If you do go to that appointment...I triple dog dare you to carry in a can of
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA280_.jpg

and wipe off the chair before sitting down.

It'll make her feel like an

http://gruntlings.com/wp-content/upl...rox_inside.jpg

i doubt he has a fleshlight

ChiTown 01-26-2009 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5428218)
I'm not sure how you got that from that, but ok!!


Seriously, though, this story is all too familiar.

Well, maybe things are different with you and Sully.

a. I don't normally just receive a BJ from Mrs. ChiTown. It's usually part of the meal, not the entire meal.

b. I assumed she was planning to get some for herself since her knickers were on the floor.

c. Familiar? Really? Do tell!:D

Bowser 01-26-2009 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5428218)
I'm not sure how you got that from that, but ok!!


Seriously, though, this story is all too familiar.

:hmmm:

Do tell....

Baby Lee 01-26-2009 02:26 PM

[the wire]I'm just gonna call you Herc from now on[/the wire]

siberian khatru 01-26-2009 02:28 PM

This whole thread is already hilarious, and this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC-TBB (Post 5428084)
so it's a full service salon?

is my favorite of many good lines.

:clap:


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