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Iowanian 01-26-2009 02:31 PM

You can use the planets help.

We need to assist you in coming up with as many fellatio suggestive every-day conversation lines as we can, and your job is to USE them during your haircut.

Man...the wind sure is BLOWING the snow around today.

mikeyis4dcats. 01-26-2009 02:31 PM

say, could you see if she has an opening around 10AM on next Monday?

mikeyis4dcats. 01-26-2009 02:31 PM

now some asshole just needs to figure out which salon this is and call her up.

siberian khatru 01-26-2009 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 58-4ever (Post 5428229)
the best shot would've been on her face.

Eeeeeeewwwwww! /luv

Iowanian 01-26-2009 02:32 PM

Do you ever have anyone complain when their haircut just sucks balls, even when it doesn't?

Iowanian 01-26-2009 02:37 PM

I took my kids to the circus this weekend, and they had an amazing sword swallower that looked just like you.

ChiTown 01-26-2009 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5428306)
Do you ever have anyone complain when their haircut just sucks balls, even when it doesn't?

I'm heading out of town tomorrow morning. I have 3 days to devise my plan of attack for Friday's trim.................:D

Jilly 01-26-2009 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5428296)
You can use the planets help.

We need to assist you in coming up with as many fellatio suggestive every-day conversation lines as we can, and your job is to USE them during your haircut.

Man...the wind sure is BLOWING the snow around today.

Perhaps this time, you could use a little more creme rinse?

Iowanian 01-26-2009 02:39 PM

Offer her some chapstick. Don't say anything.


You should probably offer her a tic tac, because when she leans in close to check your bangs on your new ceasar cut, you don't want to be sniffing any cockbreath.

Iowanian 01-26-2009 02:51 PM

maybe I'll help you with a poem to read her during your trim.


Your husband's day off
home taking a nap.
I couldn't get work done
Interupted by rap.

I came in the walk through
to do bus'ness I was hopin'.
The sign in the window
wasn't all that was open.

I've seen pornos like this
where the chic was the boss
2 enter to disco
and filled her with sauce.

I've consulted urban dictionary
for finishing moves with some power
the dudes give high fives
in one called eiffel tower.

Him from the front
and me from behind
A more lucrative coupon
I'll again never find.

I guess with this photo
There's something to see
Its soothing to know
now my haircuts are free.

Rain Man 01-26-2009 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5428296)
You can use the planets help.

We need to assist you in coming up with as many fellatio suggestive every-day conversation lines as we can, and your job is to USE them during your haircut.

Man...the wind sure is BLOWING the snow around today.


Without reading the whole thread,

"Can you give me a blow dry?"

"My hair is a little flat. I'm hoping you can fluff it up."

"I'm just looking for a little trim today."

"What can I get for $25?"

"Can I just get it teased a little?"

Pennywise 01-26-2009 02:52 PM

Tell her you just got a great deal on your new car.

"I never thought I'd get a hummer so cheap."

ChiTown 01-26-2009 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5428396)
maybe I'll help you with a poem to read her during your trim.


Your husband's day off
home taking a nap.
I couldn't get work done
Interupted by rap.

I came in the walk through
to do bus'ness I was hopin'.
The sign in the window
wasn't all that was open.

I've seen pornos like this
where the chic was the boss
2 enter to disco
and filled her with sauce.

I've consulted the urban dictionary
for a finishing move with some power
the dudes give high fives
in one called the eiffel tower.

Him from the front
and me from behind
A more lucrative coupon
I'll again never find.

I guess with this photo
There's something to see
Its soothing to know
now my haircuts are free.

GTFO. Awesome!

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

bowener 01-26-2009 03:03 PM

Are you single and was her husband a douche?

Iowanian 01-26-2009 03:06 PM

Complaint department
customer service awesome
head massage welcome


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