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Iowanian 01-26-2009 03:11 PM

Beauty salons not the same
In the north or the south
They massage your scalp with their fingers
not your head with their mouth.

I've had a trim on the east
high and tight in the west.
The only slight physical contact
the "tip me please" breast.

After a straight razor shave
I've been given a warm towel
But I've never seen one for cleaning
the face paint off the gal.

Men lined up to the street
for the special brow plucking
the economy weak
but your business is sucking.

Pioli Zombie 01-26-2009 03:12 PM

in conversation, whatever she says, respond with "You said a mouthful"

Fritz88 01-26-2009 03:35 PM

what's a buck?

raybec 4 01-26-2009 03:42 PM

I believe through reading other threads it would be proper Chiefs Planet etiquette to immediately discover her husbands identity and snitch her trampy ass out.

Fritz88 01-26-2009 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raybec 4 (Post 5428624)
I believe through reading other threads it would be proper Chiefs Planet etiquette to immediately discover her husbands identity and snitch her trampy ass out.

not too shabby.

88TG88 01-26-2009 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 5428226)
No doubt, I would just go there with a big ass smile on my face, after getting the haircut - shampoo etc, load up on hair styling product. When she gives you a bill, smile and say "Yeah...I don't think so."

please do this

Fritz88 01-26-2009 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 5428226)
No doubt, I would just go there with a big ass smile on my face, after getting the haircut - shampoo etc, load up on hair styling product. When she gives you a bill, smile and say "Yeah...I don't think so."

do it.

blueballs 01-26-2009 03:51 PM

WHen you go in Friday
ask for a high an tight

Iowanian 01-26-2009 04:01 PM

"how do you want your cut today" /count suckula

"mmmfff mfmmfmfmfmmfmffff mmfff mmmfffff mmmfffff" /chitown

"what? how do you want your cut today, handsome?" /count suckula

"circumcise me above the ears"

Bowser 01-26-2009 04:55 PM

You should get a percentage of the new business she pulls in now.

Jilly 01-26-2009 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz88 (Post 5428639)
do it.

yeah....this. I like this.

bluehawkdoc 01-26-2009 05:27 PM

Ok, I have been giving this some thought. I think this was a simple misinterpretation of what was truly happening. Obviously, this is one of those "green" salons with "natural" products. This poor salon owner was just in the process of harvesting said product for the next week. It seems reasonable that she would take off her clothes to avoid an expensive trip to the cleaners.

ChiTown, you may want to pass on the "gel" after your cut on Friday. I'm just sayin'...

Baby Lee 01-26-2009 05:46 PM

I loved 'Happy Days,' when they cheer for Fonzie . . . but boy I liked to boo Chachi.

It's all in the delivery.

Rain Man 01-26-2009 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 88TG88 (Post 5428629)
please do this

Yes, it appears that Chitown just discovered the secret to having a highly profitable wholesale beauty supply business.

PRIEST 01-26-2009 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 58-4ever (Post 5428105)
just a little trim?






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