More Punchable Face: Burrrow or Brady
 

It’s a real Sophie’s choice.

Burrow

Brady

Its still gotta be Tommy Boy, Burrow needs another 20 years of smug asshattery to catch him

Brady easily.

I was going to say Burrow because he looks like a combination of Macauley Culkin and Jim Brewer, but then I remembered that Brady is an incestuous child molester.

Brady by a mile.

Burrow's could take a punch better. Brady's face is old and plastic.

Was Brady but his skin tone looks off this year, as if the experimental anti-aging regiment is starting to fall apart.

If Goodell was a choice, that's my winner.

I think Brady is a straight up asshole. Symptom of being competitive. Burrow seems like a nice guy, just unbearably smug.

I actually think it's Burrow by a mile.

Brady is not punchable, except for the fact that he's ended everyone's season more times than we can count. So by virtue of who he is, we all want to sock that guy.

Burrow just looks insanely punchable.

I usually go with whomever I hate the most that week, and this week it's Burrow

Brady, and once he gets in the Fox booth, he is going to be as disgusting and ubiquitous as 5-head

The answer is that you line them up front to back, and then you punch the front one so hard that his head snaps back into the face of the second one.

I learned this from The Office:

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