What is Your Natural Hair Color?
 

If and when you had some?

Clear

Black but it more of a balding black now

Red

Windowpane.

Black with a white stripe down the middle and damnit, what is that smell?

I have no hair now, but when I had it it was brown on my head and red in any beard/moustache. However, the muzzle on the beard was turning pretty darn gray the last time I had a beard, and that was probably three years ago. I think I'm afraid to grow a beard now.

Carpet or drapes?

Red

Why can't we select more than one? The four year old hair is a different color than the new hair, and the new hair isn't all the same color...

They should match.

Color, not texture.

I didn't know the Hair Club for Men had an installment plan.

My hair is White. I'm much more evolutionarily advanced then all of you. My hair harnesses the power of the sun and through photosynthesis, I can use that power to bend space-time.

That whole "multiple donors may be used" checkbox is a bitch...

LMAO