Who wins in a fight? *THE MAIN EVENT* BEP vs Katipan
 

This will be the last fight scheduled at the George Brett statue, primarily because I'm too lazy to keep it going. Anyone that wants to continue the fights, feel free.

This is our main event, folks.

BEP - Comes to the ring in a cooking apron and holding a large rolling pin. Has a notebook of people she has on ignore, which she shows the ref.

Katipan - High as ****. Appears to be demonstrating some kind of martial arts on her way to the ring. Has a single ninja star with her.

Who wins?????

Oh ****, this is the match I have been waiting for.

You could put Zach up against BEP and I’d vote for Zach.

**** that worthless ****.

LMAO

BEP would lose by forfeit for not showing up, because she would get directions to the George Brett statue from a spastic mongoloid and assume he knows what he's talking about.

They are naked aside from the apron, rolling pin, and throwing star yes? If not, then what is the point.

The only limit is your imagination.

KATIEPAN FOT THE WIN!!!!

Or what your gag reflex can withstand.

Oh im def writing a short story for this one....

Katipan

I've never thought about this before, but why is her name Katipan and not Katipot?

If BEP would exercise her arms and legs as much as her mouth she would be a regular Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Katipan shows up for the fight and BEP faints from the thought of being away from her keyboard shouting Neocon, Fascist, Nazi.

Katipan is victorious.



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We all lose

I voted BEP because Katipan will take her own life after spending only 2 minutes in BEP's presence.