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TrebMaxx 09-08-2011 09:27 AM

Chiefs - Least attractive NFL team
 
Don't really know what to make of this.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31751_16...tionContent.12

By any statistical measure, the Buffalo Bill are coming off an ugly 2010 season, going 4-12 and finishing last in the AFC East.

But by college researchers' calculations, the Bills are far from ugly - in fact they are the most attractive team in the NFL.

That's right. The Bills have been deemed the handsomest squad in the league, according to a study commissioned by the Wall Street Journal.

The newspaper asked researchers at Ursinus College in Pennsylvania to analyze the facial structure of 320 NFL starters - five players on offense and five on defense. The owner and head coach were also put under the microscope since they were considered by the newspaper to be "two of the most-photographed personalities on any team."

WSJ: The NFL's Best-Looking Team

A computer program sized up the photographs in terms of facial symmetry, which is widely viewed by researchers as a barometer for attractiveness. After scanning the images, the Bills were rated the "hottest" team, while the Kansas City Chiefs were deemed the least attractive.

As the Journal notes, the Bills were awful last year and the Chiefs were a playoff team. So being tall, dark and handsome in real life may actually mean you are overmatched, underwhelming and ugly on the gridiron. As the newspaper notes: "Teams with particularly attractive players might be guilty of favoring people who are more presentable than talented. Jennifer VanGilder, a professor of business economics at Ursinus who oversaw the research, said the lure of hiring pretty faces is unconscious. 'People are drawn to more symmetrical objects.'"

Amazingly, quarterbacks did not rate as the most attractive in the study. That distinction actually went to kickers. So step aside Tom Brady, Mark Sanchez and Drew Brees. The ladies actually prefer Stephen Gostkowski, Nick Folk and Garrett Hartley.

Read more: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31751_16...#ixzz1XNJbYNT3

Frazod 09-08-2011 09:29 AM

LMAO Well, they match up well with our cheerleaders.

The Franchise 09-08-2011 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 7886920)
LMAO Well, they match up well with our cheerleaders.

Are we sure they didn't see our cheerleaders and just assume that they were the players?

ModSocks 09-08-2011 09:33 AM

Yeah, Jamaal Charles is ugly.

Frazod 09-08-2011 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 7886924)
Are we sure they didn't see our cheerleaders and just assume that they were the players?

You know, I should actually check the official site before I start dogging on them. Perhaps they've improved.

EDIT: Nope.

DMAC 09-08-2011 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 7886924)
Are we sure they didn't see our cheerleaders and just assume that they were the players?

Pretty sure Shawn Barber holds a place on the squad.

http://www.haacsports.com/images/shawn_barber.jpg

loochy 09-08-2011 09:34 AM

super gay

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booyaf2 09-08-2011 09:34 AM

Tamba Hali isn't real attractive either.

listopencil 09-08-2011 09:35 AM

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Ben Roethlisberger Close To Completing Offseason Without Committing Sex Crime

alpha_omega 09-08-2011 09:35 AM

Sounds like CBS News should stick to news.

ModSocks 09-08-2011 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by booyaf2 (Post 7886943)
Tamba Hali isn't real attractive either.

Neither is Bowe. My wife always makes fun of his teeth

Rooster 09-08-2011 09:36 AM

Well Shit!! See what happens when Croyle leaves. KC gets ugly.

RealSNR 09-08-2011 09:38 AM

Where's luv? She's bound to have a thing or two to say about Ryan Succop

King_Chief_Fan 09-08-2011 09:39 AM

If they can't win the beauty contest, maybe they can win a football game or two.

DMAC 09-08-2011 09:41 AM

Ugly Will


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