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Goapics1 09-15-2008 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by T.B.A. (Post 5021702)
13 years and 13 days, to be exact.:D:):evil:

Good for you.

Goapics1 09-15-2008 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5021616)
NO.

Actually, it looked like you were interested in TEH REBUILDINATORRR

007 09-15-2008 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by T.B.A. (Post 5021702)
13 years and 13 days, to be exact.:D:):evil:

She seemed a little taken back when Joe just came out and asked her how old she was.

Nzoner 09-15-2008 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 5021716)
She seemed a little taken back when Joe just came out and asked her how old she was.

I did er she did

burt 09-15-2008 12:05 PM

We are actually very used to it.

007 09-15-2008 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 5021721)
I did er she did

memory fuzzy there?

luv 09-15-2008 12:24 PM

Reading back through this....there's more to the night than what I remember. Everything between 9:30PM and 4:30AM is a little fuzzy............okay, I don't remember much of it.

And BigChiefDave, could I ask you to remove your sig? I didn't type that.

007 09-15-2008 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5021775)
Reading back through this....there's more to the night than what I remember. Everything between 9:30PM and 4:30AM is a little fuzzy............okay, I don't remember much of it.

And BigChiefDave, could I ask you to remove your sig? I didn't type that.

Yeah, her account did get hijacked that night.

sedated 09-15-2008 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5021775)
And BigChiefDave, could I ask you to remove your sig? I didn't type that.

the intarweb never lies

sedated 09-15-2008 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by T.B.A. (Post 5021729)
We are actually very used to it.

"used to it"? I believe our introduction went something like this:

TBA: Hi, I'm TBA. Have you seen my hot wife? She's so much younger than me; 13 years and 3 days. Have you seen her ass? I make her do 100 lunges a day. *to wife* Honey, come over here and let him feel your ass

sedated: ummm...

luv 09-15-2008 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5021818)
the intarweb never lies

Of course not, Mr "Can I borrow your computer to email some pictures?".

sedated 09-15-2008 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5021829)
Of course not, Mr "Can I borrow your computer to email some pictures?".

thanks, btw

:D

sedated 09-15-2008 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5021829)
Of course not, Mr "Can I borrow your computer to email some pictures?".

I know none of that was planned, but looking back it seems like a conspiracy since GoBo asked you to get him a beer.

luv 09-15-2008 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5021864)
I know none of that was planned, but looking back it seems like a conspiracy since GoBo asked you to get him a beer.

Oh yeah. I actually did, BTW (because I'm sweet like that). I walk it over to him, and he already has one unopened!

burt 09-15-2008 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5021827)
"used to it"? I believe our introduction went something like this:

TBA: Hi, I'm TBA. Have you seen my hot wife? She's so much younger than me; 13 years and 3 days. Have you seen her ass? I make her do 100 lunges a day. *to wife* Honey, come over here and let him feel your ass

sedated: ummm...

Yeah....that's pretty much how I remember it too. It felt solid didn't it?

and it is me that lunges....

chagrin 09-15-2008 02:17 PM

Hey Zoner, I just got the 15th off, I'll be there in 3 hours

Nzoner 09-15-2008 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 5021739)
memory fuzzy there?

Fuzzy,apparently my friends Dana and Tony showed up at sometime during the night and I have no recollection of even talking to them.

Phobia 09-15-2008 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 5022196)
Fuzzy,apparently my friends Dana and Tony showed up at sometime during the night and I have no recollection of even talking to them.

Dana was asking about me, no doubt. It must be heartbreaking for her.... the fact that I'm happily married.

007 09-15-2008 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 5022196)
Fuzzy,apparently my friends Dana and Tony showed up at sometime during the night and I have no recollection of even talking to them.

Now that is funny. LMAO

TinyEvel 09-15-2008 02:48 PM

Which one was TBA and was his wife there?
I don't remember this...

I remember the swinger neighbors. was that them?

sedated 09-15-2008 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 5022238)
Which one was TBA and was his wife there?
I don't remember this...

I remember the swinger neighbors. was that them?

TBA was the guy in the red Chiefs shirt

burt 09-15-2008 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 5022238)
Which one was TBA and was his wife there?
I don't remember this...

I remember the swinger neighbors. was that them?

No, but my wife felt up Angie twice! And she (to my knowledge) isn't that way.

I am the old fat guy with a feirly attractive wife(with firm buttocks from mandated thrusts). LOUD Chiefs shirt? Brought in large bottle of Bourbon? Then drank most of it?

burt 09-15-2008 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5022424)
TBA was the guy in the red Chiefs shirt

And, therefore, easy to spot at Arrowhead......

007 09-15-2008 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by T.B.A. (Post 5022427)
No, but my wife felt up Angie twice! And she (to my knowledge) isn't that way.

I am the old fat guy with a feirly attractive wife(with firm buttocks from mandated thrusts). LOUD Chiefs shirt? Brought in large bottle of Bourbon? Then drank most of it?

The bourbon that was putting the other under the table.

burt 09-15-2008 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 5022468)
The bourbon that was putting the other under the table.

ABSOFREAKINGLUTELY! But I am a friendly drunk!

Did I do anything that I should be embarrassed for?

007 09-15-2008 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by T.B.A. (Post 5022478)
ABSOFREAKINGLUTELY! But I am a friendly drunk!

I swear, when I saw Luv take a sniff of it, I thought she was going to pass out. Then she slammed it down. The look on her face after that was pure comedy.ROFL

burt 09-15-2008 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 5022484)
I swear, when I saw Luv take a sniff of it, I thought she was going to pass out. Then she slammed it down. The look on her face after that was pure comedy.ROFL

One of the few things I remember! It was priceless, but she slammed it!

007 09-15-2008 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by T.B.A. (Post 5022500)
One of the few things I remember! It was priceless, but she slammed it!

Tiny almost looked green when he took one. heh

Nzoner 09-15-2008 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by T.B.A. (Post 5022478)

Did I do anything that I should be embarrassed for?

I promise I won't post the pic :D

burt 09-15-2008 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 5022521)
I promise I won't post the pic :D

um....thank you.......

burt 09-15-2008 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 5022505)
Tiny almost looked green when he took one. heh

Combining a lot of bourbon and a few Jagger bombs will make one shit faced!

luv 09-15-2008 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 5022484)
I swear, when I saw Luv take a sniff of it, I thought she was going to pass out. Then she slammed it down. The look on her face after that was pure comedy.ROFL

Absolutely no recollection whatsoever. I'm guessing I didn't like it? How big was the shot?

007 09-15-2008 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5022556)
Absolutely no recollection whatsoever. I'm guessing I didn't like it? How big was the shot?

Half full.

luv 09-15-2008 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 5022561)
Half full.

At least you're optimistic. :)

I definitely must not have liked what I smelled then.

007 09-15-2008 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5022578)
At least you're optimistic. :)

I definitely must not have liked what I smelled then.

I was surprised at myself when I typed that as my first thought. heh

keg in kc 09-15-2008 04:19 PM

"Absolutely no recollection whatsoever" generally leads to comedy gold.

luv 09-15-2008 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5022583)
"Absolutely no recollection whatsoever" generally leads to comedy gold.

I'm guessing that anything I might've done that would really embarrass myself would have already been posted by now. So far, so good. If feeling Tiny up, dancing to Play That Funky Music White Boy, and taking a half shot of Bourbon is the extent of what's being shared, then I'm fine with that.

burt 09-15-2008 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5022595)
I'm guessing that anything I might've done that would really embarrass myself would have already been posted by now. So far, so good. If feeling Tiny up, dancing to Play That Funky Music White Boy, and taking a half shot of Bourbon is the extent of what's being shared, then I'm fine with that.

We need to talk.......



















j/k

BigMeatballDave 09-15-2008 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5021775)
Reading back through this....there's more to the night than what I remember. Everything between 9:30PM and 4:30AM is a little fuzzy............okay, I don't remember much of it.

And BigChiefDave, could I ask you to remove your sig? I didn't type that.

Seriously? This is the best sig EVAR!!!11! We all know you didn't actually type that...;)

Sure-Oz 09-15-2008 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 5022776)
Seriously? This is the best sig EVAR!!!11! We all know you didn't actually type that...;)

What happend to your sig?

burt 09-15-2008 09:11 PM

All I can say is, the party was way better than the game.

Buck 09-15-2008 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by T.B.A. (Post 5023680)
All I can say is, the party was way better than the game.

Um...

This Thread is worthless without pics of your wife.

burt 09-15-2008 09:20 PM

I have posted pics of her before, she's a cutey!

Bugeater 09-15-2008 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5023685)
Um...

This Thread is worthless without pics of your wife.

By the time they showed up everyone was too ****ed up to operate a camera.

burt 09-15-2008 09:26 PM

and I quickly caught up...otherwise, I'd have some interesting pics.....

DomerNKC 09-15-2008 09:28 PM

I have some for sale...

luv 09-15-2008 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DomerNKC (Post 5023783)
I have some for sale...

Were you there?

DomerNKC 09-15-2008 09:31 PM

no, I have some interesting pics of his wife though...

burt 09-15-2008 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5023790)
Were you there?

Yeah....5'10' 288lbs. and you missed him :rolleyes:

burt 09-15-2008 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DomerNKC (Post 5023802)
no, I have some interesting pics of his wife though...

Is she clothed?

DomerNKC 09-15-2008 09:43 PM

in most...

007 09-15-2008 09:47 PM

OK, rename it the Mrs. T.B.A. thread. LMAO

burt 09-15-2008 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 5023928)
OK, rename it the Mrs. T.B.A. thread. LMAO

Okay, you may not of thought she was hot, but to me she is! Every man should believe his wife is hot. Sorry if it bugs you.

007 09-15-2008 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by T.B.A. (Post 5023960)
Okay, you may not of thought she was hot, but to me she is! Every man should believe his wife is hot. Sorry if it bugs you.

Dude, it doesn't bug me at all. Just having fun with it because I can see some taking this thread in a different direction thanks to Domer. heh:D

burt 09-15-2008 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 5024015)
Dude, it doesn't bug me at all.

Actually, I mostly knew that. I was trying to act like I had sand in my....

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 5024015)
Just having fun with it because I can see some taking this thread in a different direction thanks to Domer. heh:D.

You do know that he is my bro, right?

luv 09-15-2008 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by T.B.A. (Post 5024046)

You do know that he is my bro, right?

That does explain the conversation.

burt 09-15-2008 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5024072)
That does explain the conversation.

Probably a lot.....and we are close.....but NOT that close!

TinyEvel 09-15-2008 10:45 PM

Does your wife have blackish hair, almost curly, with bangs?

el borracho 09-15-2008 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 5024182)
Does your wife have blackish hair, almost curly, with bangs?

Bangs? Oh, I don't she cut it into bangs. Maybe the dorito or the landing strip but bangs? What would that even look like?

007 09-15-2008 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by T.B.A. (Post 5024046)
Actually, I mostly knew that. I was trying to act like I had sand in my....

I wondered. heh


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Originally Posted by T.B.A. (Post 5024046)
You do know that he is my bro, right?

Yep.

Nzoner 09-15-2008 11:15 PM

heh,just got back from the bar(what a great focking game)and decided to finally check out my camera and oh yeah definitely some pics i have to post.I'll try now but if not tomorrow,i ain't drunk but i ain't felin' too bad either

007 09-15-2008 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 5024248)
heh,just got back from the bar(what a great focking game)and decided to finally check out my camera and oh yeah definitely some pics i have to post.I'll try now but if not tomorrow,i ain't drunk but i ain't felin' too bad either

Yeah, the spelling isn't bad but still some mistakes. He has a buzz.:D

boogblaster 09-15-2008 11:21 PM

Plunger pics ... thats numbin' ....

Nzoner 09-15-2008 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 5024253)
Yeah, the spelling isn't bad but still some mistakes. He has a buzz.:D

$60 won in a pick em contest,1st place in 3 ff money leagues,i had to stay for a couple more beers :)

007 09-15-2008 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 5024267)
$60 won in a pick em contest,1st place in 3 ff money leagues,i had to stay for a couple more beers :)

Nice job.:clap:

Nzoner 09-15-2008 11:56 PM

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rausch,guru,tiny

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sedated pissed at mizzou fans

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sedated and good friend of mine chris

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nzoner,angie and stonedstooge

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sedated "borrowing' luv's laptop

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Bugeater 09-16-2008 12:20 AM

The plunger sure had a busy night.

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