Name the Chiefs Defense
 

By now you've seen the stats.

The Kansas City Chiefs are statistically the worst defense (yards allowed), through the first 6 weeks of a season, in the history of the National Football League.

We had the Steel Curtain. We've seen the Orange Crush, the Killer B's.

We've watched the rise and fall of the Legion of Boom.

The Monsters of the Midway.

So, Chiefs Planet, I ask you: What is this Chiefs defensive unit's nickname?

My suggestion: The KC Masterpieces-of-shit

Go.

Q. The Q defense.

Sweet thanks.

Bob's 32. Oktoberfail.

New England's bitch.

The Bend Don't Tackle Defense.

Legion of Gloom

"Go Offense!!!"

Garbage.

The Greatest Ho On Turf

Red Carpet.

Sultans of Suck

The Please, please, please, just get a ****ing stop, oh Jesus Christ! Defense

LOL

This gets my vote.

FAX

Sybil

Symbian

Day-to-day

Thread

Ray Charles

Helen Keller’s

The Wonders

I thought we settled on "Red Carpet?"

Benny Hill's Nickel and Dime

Yakety no sacks?

Bob Sutton's Farewell Tour

"Legion of Gloom" made me laugh...but someone suggested days ago "Career Day Defense"...so appropriate and nice alliteration to it.

Skidmark Defense.

Texas Tech Pro Defense

Suicidal thoughts.

The impenetrable force! (Or not)

Day to Day

Brokedick mountain

No

Greg Robinson's moniker was the Career Day Defense or _fense

The Velvet Curtain.

House of Lame

How about "The Bunny Ranch" defense?

Because it's a whole bunch of pussies and everyone scores.

The Bend and Break

Burnt Ends

But really I like Red Carpet and Legion of Gloom. Those are awesome.

Alex Smiff, a.k.a. the default name for failure.

Holes

The greatest pile of shit on turf

Suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

The "Cover Who?" defense.

Overreaction Planet Defense

Eric Berry Still Not Practicing Defense

This is good.

Yes.

"In and Out Defense"

Come in, give up a td, and leave

The Suttonettes

:clap::clap::clap:

King dipshit and the ****heads

Denier of Dreams

I know this isn't "right", but I keep hearing the phrase, "The Red Rags" for some reason.

FAX

Eric Berry and the 11 Gentlemen
The Whiskey River Defense
Desperate middle aged single moms who'll give it up to just anybody defense
The stay at home defense

Don't have a nickname, but I found a work of art titled 'Mahomes takes his defense out for a night on the town.'

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To steal from the jim rome show....

BOHICA

"Bend Over, Here It Comes Again"

Make this into a poll. "Red Carpet" has my vote. Although "Legion of Gloom" is pretty good, too.

the insanity defense
"just need to clean up a few things on the back end and tweak some personnel up fro.. aw who am I kidding?" defense
The PMS/"Patrick Mahomes Scores" defense, aka "The Red Tide."

****.

That's usually what I say anyway.

Sutton's of suck

But seriously they can borrow this tag.

#metoo

The Overpaid Busts

the "ahh, for ****s sake" defense

because I say this roughly 43 times a game

Bob's Badtime Bunch.

Next Man Up (preferably from another team) defense.

The Dithering D

or

Just France

33

The “We should just onside kick it” defense

The Super Bowl Champion Chiefs Defense.

We're 5-1. I'm not going to damage anyone's morale. We've won over 83 percent of our games this year.

Bathroom Break

The Best Sideline Money Can Buy

Sutton’s Sultans of Suck

Never Punters

KC and the Touchdown Band

heh, "Red Carpet" _efense....sounds about right

Cheesecloth Chiefs

Wall of wet tissue

The flaccid protuberances

Flag football champions of 2018

Just ****ing Awful

JFA

ROFL

Winner.

Legion of boo

Seriously, this defense is ass.
I can't stress that enough.
It's embarrassing.

Or put simply: STDIAICSTEIE

Flows right off the tongue. I like it.

Is there such a thing as a Kansas City Steamer?

Well, if not, there is now.

Lewdog’s balls