Hipsters reject bald guys with goatees.

They are none of your concern.

Of course you don't consider yourself a hipster, that would defeat being a hipster in the first place.

A hipster is someone who is smart enough to talk about philosophy, music, politics, art, etc. with you all day long, but not smart enough to see how big of a tool s/he is.

The only sure fire way to tell if someone you're talking to is, in fact, a hipster is to ask them "are you a hipster?". If they respond no, and turn their casette player back on, you can be sure you're dealing with a hipster.

Person 1: I met this really smart girl with a goofy haircut, but I think she has asperger's.

Person 2: She's probably just a hipster.

A switchblade comb for my buzz cut.

When we get snow on the ground I will.

Spoiler tags on the giant wall of text please.

PBR Tallboys - $6

I think saying you're a hipster means you're no longer hipster. A Hipster would have you believe he developed his look and style in vacuum.

As much as I dislike hipsters, I must admit, their queen is pretty nice

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I think that is just women below 35.

Ask Zach.

ROFL

Zing

"For example, the surge of jeans made to look old and worn (i.e. "distressed"), that have become prevalent at stores such as The Gap, American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, and Hollister, were originally paraded by hipsters who shopped in thrift stores years before such clothing items were mass produced and sold to the mainstream consumer."

Oh yeah, hipsters are sooo original.

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Guess I'm no hipster. I like blond, tanned, mostly naked dumb women with self-esteem issues.