Meh it's not so much a dream as an option. I talked to my brothers today about starting our own business in a couple years. We'll all looking into that now too.

I'd like to submit my resume for that too.

We already have 3 guys. No openings. Feel free to apply again in the spring of 2014. We're an equal opportunity employer.

We're just 120 miles North of Horton. In 2.5 hours I'll be there to drink all of your beer and pass out on your mama's couch. Should I pack a pillow?

Oh wait, I can't. That would require me to take a vacation day. Those don't exist where I work.

RAT'S ASS!

Hey, Bug... hook me up w/ some info on the management job.

Yeah, yeah... Lumpy is posting. Just bored and taking a break from my novel.

You want to work in property management? And put up with me every day?

If the pay is right. Oh, and I require a large Scooters Caramelicious Smoothie w/ an extra shot of espresso every morning. Do you think you could put up w/ me? :D

We'd most certainly end up killing each other.

This job clearly isn't for either of you. We have 3 drinks in Horton. Water, Coke and beer. There isn't a need for others. Lump come on down though and I'll show you how we do it in Hickland. Bug, no.

Lump we have plenty of pillows. We aren't living in the middle of nowhere. More on the edge of it.

LMAO Dickhead.

I get off at noon tomorrow, and could be down there by 2, and that town isn't big enough for you to hide in.

Find City Hall. Go 3 more blocks. Mom's house is on the highway and the second to last house until you're in the country.

It was the extra shot of espresso that derailed it, huh? LMAO Oh, alright, FINE! A cup of QT's finest coffee. /shudder

Oh, how you forget that I too grew up in southeast Hickland, KS. What time is the cow-tippin'?

Edit: No offense, but I have a "thing" about pillows so I'll bring my own.

That was hours ago. We're watching for the cougar who is running around after dark now. When the neighbor dogs go off we figure it's him. Be careful when you go out to smoke. There are killer cats in the area.

Crap! I always miss the tippin'! :( I just packed my compound bow and "Stubby K" (sawed off shotgun), to take care of teh kittehs. Do you need me to bring anything else?

As long as it's big enough to kill a charging cougar or bobcat it'll do. We have those come around after dark here on the edge of town so you need to take care when you go outside at night. They're mostly afraid of the house lights but you never know... if they're hungry enough they can come in too close. Just be ready and you'll be fine.