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Kicked my own ass ~ AMA ~
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Yesterday i started punching myself out of a funk and depression and a month of roller coaster emotions with my girlfriend treating me like shit and giving me love and then dumping me days after making love. I put myself in a bad spot i'm better today packing my shit and I'm moving out. She dumped me for her ex boyfriend so I should have seen it coming but what do you do when your in love with a girl. I wanted to kick his ass but he is elder than me by 20 years an old geezer so I just kicked my own ass. It's really all her fault she dumped him for me and then decided she still had feelings for him because they were together for 10 years. What ever I'm over it. Just have to pick my self up . Only regret i haven't been fishing but it's rained almost every day this month. I'm moving back to Western Ks not that I want too but I'm taking my old position back at Larned St. Hospital and going work 80+ hours a week again. I can kick my own ass better than anyone. |
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This is why i love Chiefs Planet. This is my home and i've been away. |
Cool story bud!
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Dude, you look old enough to know bitches ain't worth that much trouble.
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Oh yea, you should have ducked.
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Oh and... are you really MTG???
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Are you available to counsel Tyreek?
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LMAO He should counsel me, too. Group therapy, I've been beating myself up emotionally... Turns out, I should just punch myself in the ****ing face. |
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Oh damn that's a perspective I'd rather not be like. |
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I feel alive today. Physical pain feels better than emotional pain. |
Didn't you get a new kayak out of this? That's a ****ing win.
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Oh no that was from another Nurse friend with benefits she was much nicer but i didn't fall in love with her but i think lesson is looks aren't everything. |
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Is this tonight’s Chiefsplanet Spotlight?
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I think I'm better than this but i've battled depression a lot of years and it got the best of me this time but **** it I'm not going kick my ass any more.
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Dude Alex Smith treads way Patrick Mahomes good for Chief?
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In your case, I would pay to hire the talenthttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YLaPHrP1NW...harry-1971.jpg who did this
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Are you saying your face is your ass? According to the thread title, that bruise is on your ass that you kicked......:hmmm:
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Working at Larned State Hospital or staying there?
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I was making better money at LSH but I've made awesomeness friends at OSH so I may come back I do like it out here. The grass is greener in Eastern Kansas. funny. |
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Nut-hooks Miss-leading thread title. Punched own self in face ~AMA~ |
Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and start all over again
Treat yourself to a weekend fishing trip, nothing like getting outside to clear ones head... as I’m sure you know Good luck, bud |
I think your next step is to give yourself chemical burn on the back of your hand with some lye.
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Pussy is just your fist with a face
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Maybe she's just not as big of a fan of ZZ Top that you appear to be. ;)
Get your mind right, bro. That's the key. Physically beating yourself up is never the answer. Good luck! |
You should kick the other guys ass anyways for funsies.
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"Remember, it's not the face you are ****ing, but the **** you are facing..." |
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Slap therapy. Which is also a good band name.
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Stop hitting yourself dude, and put down the shovel!
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What is it? "Don't die"? http://d29l8fj0bhi1tg.cloudfront.net...7SV4AE8U_T.jpg |
I have posted this a few times on this board. Buy a speed bag gloves hang it in your garage, basement or spare room. When your angry take it out on the speed bad not yourself or another.
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I think we all should punch ourselves in the face to make him feel better.
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Yeah man, my advice would be to take a good fishing trip for a week or so. Punching one self in the face in generally not a good idea. Have you tried choking yourself out?
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You didn't have a kid's coach available to pummel/choke out??
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So the inmates are running the asylum in Pawnee County. 🤯
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This girl lived close to you?
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I'm disappointed that nobody has started a "Licked my own ass" spin-off thread
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You computer wizard, you |
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Now delete yours? |
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Exactly how many punches were needed to cause that damage, and did you use a combination of left right or did you stay with one side only? If you were to inflict self harm again what would you change and why?
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Don't beat yourself up over this. There are a lot of fish in the sea.
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I actually regret making this thread but i've had a lot of irrational thoughts cloud my mind and judgement.
I've got to talk to her and my problem wasn't her it was me for ignoring her wishes and i knew for a month she wanted to see him regardless of my feelings. I just thought i'd win her over but her heart was still with his. This is just bad mojo on my part and things got way blown out of proportion. I'm and idiot for all this. I'm trying get clarity in my head and get my mind right. I'm in better spirits today. I know she cares about me and I'm the one who made a fool out of myself. |
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I went total south paw I don't know how many blows. I probably would have knocked myself out if I gave myself a right hook to the jaw. |
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Exactly ROFL |
I realize now that i did this because of depression i let depression creep back in my life. I was depressed because i knew i was losing her but I lost myself in the process of trying so hard to capture her love when i stopped loving myself because i didn't feel good enough and rejected.
I need laughter that's why i turn to CP because you guys come through. Suicide Ideology I just may hang around here a bit longer / pun intended. |
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Why did you make trannies as 9 and 10 on the hotness scale? You sicko. You need to go hang with Big Lenny. |
want to snag a beer sometime?
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You are ugly as shit, dude. Like really, really ****ing hard to look at.
I bet you are like late 30s but you look 60. I'm glad you found a chubber to poke on for a awhile though. |
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Mods, nuke this POS , please |
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I know one thing for sure, this site is a lot better without people like you. You shouldn't have any posting privileges. |
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Also, he just got beat up...of course he's going to look rough. |
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lol @ some dude calling another guy ugly. This new generation is fruity.
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In actuality, he finds the OP extremely attractive and most likely wishes to engage in sexual activity with him. However, in an effort to suppress his true feelings, he chose to criticize him instead. This is all very basic Freudian Theory. Perhaps he is deeply religious and torn. Catholic, for all one knows. Maybe his father or mother are strict authoritarians and they suspect his sexual orientation and they don't approve. Eventually, he won't be able to extinguish the fire in his loins, and he will act up on his desires. His family will disown him, and he will be humiliated and saddened. So, for the time being, he will retire into his parents basement with a bottle of Jergens and a roll of paper towels...perfecting the contortion of bending over backwards to sample the flavor of his own anus... |
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