Sweet merciful Jesus!

Also a notable distinction: The ghost pepper noodles create fire snakes. The Samyangs do not.

Just kill me. Please.

LMAO


My wife has patented pouring a box of milk duds into her popcorn, so I've got the worst of both worlds over here.

For your own sanity, just don't mention that combo to your wife.

I'm that way with the sound of people whispering.

Those commercials where its just whispering make me want to go full Frazod on my TV.

And ****ing Dots. My mother loves Dots. The milk duds of the fruit chew genre.

She's broken out a box during a road trip a time or two, and I wanted to shoot myself.

Dots are amazing. You shut your whore mouth.

JFC!

When I had to report into an office for work, if there was a half or full day conference scheduled we'd meet in one of the main conference that would have snacks put out by the admin lady. I'd show up early and remove those Nature Valley Crunchy granola bars before the meeting. No way was I getting stuck in a room with those things.

I know ol girl probably caught some flack for the room not being "stocked" but oh ****ing well.

Oh lordy lordy, my wife watches that shit too. I don't get it. Drives me up the ****ing wall.

She has this girl she follows who eats like a goddamn cave troll while gossiping her lame ass daily life drama. Not just eating with her mouth open, but talking while she eats too. With those sensitive mics picking up every labored inhale, snort and swallow.

I don't know how people watch that shit. It makes my skin crawl and pisses me off to no end.

For store bought stuff this is really pretty solid. Love putting it on breakfast burritos etc..

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/6fd...2&odnBg=FFFFFF

ROFL

Just got a package of these in the mail today, Amazon shipped then in a plastic bag so they're all crushed to shit. ****ing morons.

So I’m eating the 2x spicy ramen now. Good flavor and solid heat. Might be a tick less spicy than I get when I order anything 3 star spicy at my favorite thia place.

Really interesting flavor.

SOLID??

That's it? Your threshold must be insanely high. You did drain the water before adding the flavor packs right? Just asking cuz ive had a buddy eat it Maruchan soup style, lol.

Yea it gave me a good sweat but the heat was just about perfect. I drained the water. I also fried an egg in it when I stir fried the noodles but that shouldn’t have made much difference.

I can sit and eat a raw ghost pepper in a sitting if I cut it up and eat little slices.

I also like to eat a little Reaper every now and then. THAT is stupid hot. Can only do tiny sliver. But man the taste is incredible.

My future son in law can eat raw Habaneros and jalapeños like they are nothing. Whew.

Man I’m glad I’m not the only one that eating sounds drive me crazy.

My mom and dad both chew loud. No mouths open or anything. Just loud. Maybe it’s because they sit in silence when they eat. Dad likes to read while he eats.

Shit makes me crazy. Reading Tim and Detox explanation made my day. Thanks guys. ROFL