my goat wants to move to florida
 

been gone for awhile. if this is a repost, i feel baaaaaaaaaaad.
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http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/B...n-Florida.html

It looks like man and dog are going to legally remain best friends if the state of Florida has its say.

The State's Senate agriculture committee, in a long overdue measure, has voted unanimously to charge anyone who has sex with animals with a third-degree felony.

Amazingly, Florida is one of 16 states that still permits bestiality, despite the obvious harm caused to the victim - in most cases the family pet or farm animal.

"There's a tremendous correlation between sexually deviant behavior and crimes against children and crimes against animals," said Sen. Nan Rich, a Sunrise Democrat, told the Miami Herald. "This is long overdue. These are heinous crimes. And people belong in jail."

In stressing the need for such a law, Rich cited cases of bestiality including a Panhandle man who was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat during a sex act and the abuse of a horse in the Keys.

Rich predicted the bill would pass easily this year.

Hey Big Government......Stay Out Of My Bedroom!!!! And My Barn!!!!

LMAO

who names there kid Nan? this quote made me laugh in my head for some reason.

i feel sorry for you goat sec. poor fella.

FELLA?!?
what kind of a sick f@ck do you take me for?
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ROFL

FAX

Wow, I'm disappointed. I was sure from the thread title this was going to be another Cutler post.

i dont think you are any sicker that the rest of us stumpbreakers, still... i feel sorry for the poor little guy.


giggle;)

ROFL

You'd better take that pig out....

(He might squeal on you)

What if the horse/pig/donkey/goat/chicken likes it?

Is it still abuse if you're throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

So does this mean that you can now get arrested in FL if you go out and get really drunk at bar and pick up a cow?

i think you're safe until the bill passes...enjoy your burger.
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having seen all of the geldings and stud horses hanging in the breeze over these years....I can't imagine that a human male would "punish" a horse or mule too much.

Its nasty and uncool here, but most of the guys coming back from the sand will tell you this is very, very, very common in the Middle East....and they say the best part is that when they're humping a donkey, at least they're leaving the 10 year old boys alone.

i seen an ol boy at the fair once drinkin a beer and stickin his fingers in cow puss.