Tom Sizemore's Fake Dick
 

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday.
Sizemore, 43, who played a battle-hardened sergeant in the war movie "Saving Private Ryan," was placed in custody on Thursday. He was ordered to remain behind bars until a hearing on Feb. 24, unless he posts $25,000 bond, Deputy District Attorney Sean Carney said.

Last month, Judge Antonio Baretto had agreed to allow Sizemore to travel to Cambodia to shoot a new film on condition that he pass a drug test every day prior to his departure.

Carney said the actor's failed attempt to fake his drug test results came on the first day of the new requirement.

The actor is required to undergo random drug tests as a condition of probation for his convictions on separate charges of methamphetamine possession and beating his ex-girlfriend, former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss.

During Thursday's proceedings, prosecutors told Judge Baretto that Sizemore failed three drug tests in three days, the first after he was caught using a fake penis sewn into his boxer shorts and filled with a clean urine sample kept warm by a heating pack.

Carney said the ruse was revealed when the temperature of the sample proved too cool to have come from Sizemore's body, and he was asked to remove his pants.

According to prosecutors, Sizemore had been caught once before trying to use a similar device, sold over the Internet under the brand name the Whizzinator, and had failed drug tests on at least five occasions.

Carney said two drug tests on the days following the fake penis incident showed Sizemore had methamphetamine in his system.

During the hearing, Sizemore's lawyer told the court that his client was destitute, living in a garage in Whittier, California, and that he was an expectant father, Carney told Reuters.

But Baretto told Sizemore that his drug use was "out of control," adding, "I had hoped and wanted to see a positive performance."

Desitute? Can a destitute man afford a Whizzinator? Huh? Huh?

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The wife and I actually sat next to this guy at a restaraunt in LA and he shared his pizza with our little nephew who we were watching that day. He seemed like an ok guy for the Hollywood type. We talked to him about Private Ryan and Lock-Up. He was all excited because he had just got his first headline billing for he was working on "Red Planet" at the time.
It had several big stars in it, but he insisted that he was the STAR of the movie.

Anyway who knew he had a fake dick at the time.

This was pre-Heide Fleiss.

http://www.thewhizzinator.com/images/Wiz_Man.gif http://www.thewhizzinator.com/Image/...nator-Logo.gif

Man the government should really consider regulating the Whizzinator market. Only one company making them really screws the consumer.

My dicks bigger than Tom Sizemores

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/LAW/08/15/...izemore.ap.jpg

"I am SO ****ed..."

Roll the Dice...Take a chance.

ROFL

well, of course he was all excited. he was tweaking his balls off. meth is funny like that.


meth=stupidest drug on earth. why people want to stay up for multiple days straight is beyond me. i love sleep too much to do some bullshit like that.

I hear headsnap has purchased the "Lord Hamercy" model, guaranteed to make a nun cry.

maybe it's just me, but two dicks in the same pair of pants sounds f@cked up.
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And that, children, is how garage bands get their names.