Brooke Pryor Sucks Ass Thread
 

She revels in breaking bad news, and never breaks any other type of news. She’s the worst Chiefs reporter since Adam Teicher.

I miss Terez.

She's genuinely bad and never goes beyond writing anything but the most generic of articles. I place her below Adam Teicher.

Who is Brooke Pryor and what is ass thread?

Yeah honestly, **** her with an axe.

Tyreek may be guilty, he may not, but she drug his name from the jump.

Placing her below Teicher is equivalent to placing someone below Herm Edwards in the lexicon of chiefs coaches, but I tend to agree, she seems to be an awful journalist...

She has no sources, does no original reporting and has no insight on the team. On her weekly 810 segment she talks mostly about Bojangles biscuits and her upcoming wedding.

She is a piece of shit but want nothing to do with signing her. I hope she gets hpv and then ovarian cancer.

Yes but does she lick ASS?

Depends, is the ass covered in sugar and butter? Then yes, she looks like she licks a lot of ass.

Who the **** is marrying her Kathy Bates looking ass?

Guess that answers my question about whether or not she is attractive.

If Hill is innocent then this bitch should be fired. That’s god awful journalism

When situations like this happen you can always tell who reports with their brain and who reports with their feelings

I’d be more than happy to contribute to that cause in some form of social media.

Her immediate column put a huge stain on Hill’s reputation that is going to be difficult to expunge. That damn article is the whole reason I made the thread about it and now I look at it and wonder if it was even necessary.

That little boy looked awfully happy and excited around Tyreek yesterday on the video he posted of him, and I doubt he would feel that way if his dad was barbaric enough to break his own arm. Could be wrong, but that’s just my POV.

I wrote a mean comment on her tweets telling her she should be sued for the bs journalism and she blocked me lmao

Agree she is terrible.

She is an agenda based reporter. Disgusting human being.

She sucks ass

I lick ASS

And you all thought Teicher was bad

Anyone have a Brooke Air Pryor?

I started following her on Twitter when she got the Chiefs beat, but dropped her soon after since she did nothing but repost political tweets for a while. I know she banged the dump Hunt drum hard when that came down. I guess she has an agenda.

I'll wait until we have more facts.

Would I suck her ass?

Who was the other disgusting beast who used to report for one of the sports radio garbage programs. Ronda something?

You would think someone named Brooke Pryor would be hot.

I ****ing tried to tell you ****s this bitch sucked and was bad news, but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

"She not THAT bad"!

"She okay".


OMG get ****ed.

I have it on good authority that she likes twitter clicks more than mac & cheese.

That should tell you everything you need to know.

FAX

She should probably be under investigation for brutalizing all those Little Debbie snack cakes.

https://cdn2.newsok.biz/cache/w620-7...9403ea6877.jpg

She belongs in Chiefs Kingdom like a fat chick at a frat party.

........

Wait a minute ...

... she IS a fat chick at a frat party.

FAX

Typical social justice fatty.

I'm shocked.

I'd let any woman above a 4 suck my ass.

She looks and acts like a buzzfeed/huffpo writer

FYP

jesus christ :eek:

She looks like she ate that fat bitch comedienne. You know, the blond girl who ain't funny?

She looks like she sucks down chili dogs.

Bring her in for a look?

If you visualize a pair of shoulder pads on her...I mean she can't be any worse than Ragland.

This is what happens when the KC Star hires a Chiefs cheerleader to be their beat reporter.

Rumor has it Cairo Santos rolled her in flower to look for the wet spots

GET IN MAH BEL-LAY!!!!!!

You just know this fat bitch lurks here too. Especially with all the food threads we have.

ROFLROFLROFL

I was watching one of the live pressers before it started last year and she bent over in front of the camera. All the hail damage on her legs and ass reminded me to file that claim on my suv

Jesus, the broad looks like she eats Asian babies on a discount

Was she sporting the Cheesecake Factory prep kitchen?

Sally Struthers was a childhood hero...

It looked like a sideways sloppy joe wrapped in a sandwich bag

LMAO Yuck.

The hole above that looked like a huge slab of baloney in the shape of a deformed taco that someone tried stabbing with a ****ing huge Phillips bit butt it just left the indentation. The whole mess was guarded by the angriest looking spider I’ve ever seen

You need help.

Would you take head from her

I don't have an extensive knowledge of this Brooke character and her credentials, but just to play devil's advocate, if someone posted anything on social media clamoring for a lawsuit, I would block them too...

All that said, she seems to have chosen her side (and if she's right then lambast be into oblivion), and it's quite the gamble if she's wrong.

End of rant; if you want to judge her on her ability as a journalist, she's awful. She can't string sentences together to save her life.

Adam Teicher might be the most incompetent writer that's enjoyed success in the last century.

She's testing his watermark...

Only if I could viciously beat my weenie across her face at rope-time.

Somebody should tweet this thread to her.

Can't fap to this

Jesus Christ that's a huuuge bitch

She looks like she saw her first dick in person

Is she 50 at a dive bar?

Fat chicks like her give the best head tho

And whomever that [relatively] tiny bitch is next to her looks like part of Chazz' crew that took over the radio station in Airheads.

You would **** a shit-eating fat man...

A dead one at that.

She’s ****ing horrendous. I didn’t like her Bojangles eating ass from day one. Those segments are legitimately bad.

ROFL

fat and irresponsible.

Did we sign this piece of shit yet?

Oh yes!

No, because then we get an article and it becomes a whole “thing.”

Looks aside, she sucks at her job. Writing sucks, no football news is ever discovered or broken, and she just rehashes other people’s news.

Bury this bitch...purveyor of black energy.

Trying to "stir up" negative flow to the masses...she's too stupid to understand her role....doing what she's told..turning a buck.

Would do. All night long.

Her picture gave me chills and I raised Hogs for 30 years.

Was she one of yours and got loose?

This is an all-time classic on CP.

LMAO

I guarantee she has a pussy hat in her dresser

I’m pretty sure she’s FMB.

There's enough body shaming in this thread to fill a butter churn.

FAX

Oh Brooke, why'd you make me do it to 'em?

http://i63.tinypic.com/2j1vt6v.jpg

LMAO

That chick in the glasses looks tiny next to Kyle Turley.

She’s also fat & ugly too.