Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 24 - loochy versus Beef Supreme
 

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - The local mall, extremely crowded with shoppers
Starting Distance - 23 feet

loochy

Main Weapon - Trained attack falcon
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 8 Minutes
Special Factors - None

Beef Supreme

Main Weapon - Scalpel Bolas
Backup Weapon - Lasso

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - You are made aware of a very small pit that is cleverly camouflaged with sharp spikes at the bottom that is relatively distant from the starting point of the match. Your opponent is unaware of said pit.

Falconry for the win.

Isn't Loochy nearly blind? He is not going to see that pit, fall in, get impaled, Falcon will feast on his blood.

But I love the New Weapon. I want a Falcon in Round 2 Please.

Waiting to vote after I hear the Gladiator Contestants.

WTF is a scalpel bola? I'm going to have to google.

I was kinda hoping for a Dilldozer.

Nearly blind? LOLWUT? Are you basing this off of my responses to the "thick girls" thread?

I have the Falcon so I have no need to move at all.
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If a scalpel bola is one of these, but with scalpels ....

http://slinging.org/forum/yabbfiles/...s/DSCF4896.JPG

... I am taking out some mall shoppers and giving no ****s.

About 15000 years ago, South American hunters began making bolas by tying two or three golf ball sized, grooved stones to leather thongs that were joined together. Bolas, the Spanish word for balls, was the name Spanish conquistadors gave to the weapon.


So it's pretty much a flail with scalpel blades on it?

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....14GQHY5hTL.jpg
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Gotta go with the beef on this one and it's not even close.

I'm sorry loochy. If it makes you feel better you can lie next to me in the dead CP gladiator corpse pit.

Like a young Vincent D'onofrio, I will command the mall like a mall ninja with a gift certificate to Spencer's Gifts.

http://www.quietearth.us/img/s/Scree...22%2022.27.jpg

Could they order them online from Adam and Eve?

I haven't voted yet.

Loochy, please describe how your Falcon is going to kill Beef Supreme

Trained attack Falcon is the coolest weapon yet

Untrained falconer, how the shit is he going to get the falcon to attack me and not the crowds of other mall patrons?

Curious about the difficulty of this myself. Waiting to hear before I vote.