Miami stripper arrested for squirting
 

Britney Simmons, 24, was performing at the Camel Toe strip club when an altercation began between Simmons and several clients at the club.

Miami police were called to intervene and attempted to apprehend Simmons who was highly intoxicated and acting erratically according to the official police report.

Five Miami Police Department officers attempted to place Simmons under arrest but were momentarily indisposed when the lap dancer ejected vaginal fluids towards the officers, temporarily blinding three and injuring two.

http://https://worldnewsdailyreport....-self-defense/

WTF? That must be some high pressure, high volume, poisonous stuff to cause that much damage.

Kamala owns a strip club?

World News-Where Facts Don’t Matter

Took out all 5 of them? ROFL

I don’t know what’s worse.. This story or the fact it was the first thread I looked at this morning..... WTF..

lol

sorry man my first hour of the morning while I drink coffee I just cruise the net why I wake up.

Half human, half skunk

Damn good aim too.

Sometimes the little white lies we tell wives. Get away from us and have a life of their own.

Maybe a dab of spitting cobra a few generations back?:shrug:

Sat down to eat breakfast and read a little CP. Thread title was the first thing I saw as I poured my milk. Had to immediately click over to Fan Duel and just stare at my baseball lineup for a few minutes.

ROFL

Love the photo with the article.

Girl is batshit crazy.