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luv 02-05-2015 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11313003)
I got this.
I'm giddy with anticipation.

Saccopoo 02-05-2015 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Numbah One (Post 11312914)
I would hold off on telling him I love you for another couple months. I said it too early, I think, and it scared my last chick away.

As for gifts, just get him something related to his interests. Does he have a favorite movie? Get him a framed poster. Favorite sports team? Some kind of memorabilia. And suck his dick.
You sure it wasn't the 5,000 Magic the Gathering card collection, the wall of Star Wars action figures or that you showed up for your first date in a red Trekkie uniform?

Hammock Parties 02-05-2015 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 11313002)
Actually, that's already the plan.
Always trust your instincts. :)

Hammock Parties 02-05-2015 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11313009)
You sure it wasn't the 5,000 Magic the Gathering card collection, the wall of Star Wars action figures or that you showed up for your first date in a red Trekkie uniform?
1. She has more Magic cards than me. In fact, she introduced me to the game.

2. She dresses up more than I do.

3. Go **** yourself.

luv 02-05-2015 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Numbah One (Post 11313010)
Always trust your instincts. :)
I passed the Star Wars or Star Trek test, so surely I'm in.

cdcox 02-05-2015 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11312976)
DRU is going to flip out if he reads that.
LMAO

Hammock Parties 02-05-2015 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 11313015)
I passed the Star Wars or Star Trek test, so surely I'm in.
Tell you what, if you really want to get him something unique, you can't go wrong here:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/

Does he like ties?

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/z..._wars_ties.jpg

booger 02-05-2015 10:14 PM
Make sure the rams fan thing and atheist thing are purely coincidencidental

Ming the Merciless 02-05-2015 10:15 PM
http://m.ebay.com/itm/161589587117?nav=SEARCH
$17.95
+ Free
or Best Offer
RARE! Kurt Warner St.Louis Rams NFL Double Matted Framed Picture Plaque Football

Hammock Parties 02-05-2015 10:16 PM
Here you go, luv. Perfect gift for a Star Wars Chef.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/11be/

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/z...ng_cup_set.jpg

luv 02-05-2015 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Numbah One (Post 11313020)
Tell you what, if you really want to get him something unique, you can't go wrong here:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/

Does he like ties?

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/z..._wars_ties.jpg
I got him a tshirt for Christmas. It was the old California scene where there's a dude roller skating with a big boom box on his shoulder and girls walking down the sidewalk. The dude was replaced with Darth Vader (on roller skates holding a boom box on his shoulder) and the girls were replaced with storm troopers.

Ming the Merciless 02-05-2015 10:19 PM
http://m.ebay.com/itm/111568939294?nav=SEARCH


Orlando pace bobblehead!

BossChief 02-05-2015 10:19 PM
Victorias secret

Discuss Thrower 02-05-2015 10:22 PM
I'd say make him something sweet but given that he gets paid to make food that might not be a winning strategy.

Meh. Just about anything simple would work.

Or recruit another woman to join in on an MFF Threeway.

Iowanian 02-05-2015 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 11312998)
Oh. I'm doing this purely for the entertainment value I know it will provide.

1. He's a chef.
2. He likes science fiction movies.
3. He plays video games.
4. He's a Rams fan.
5. He's an atheist.
We have something special cooking
It's so fun and fresh
Like south park Chef you say "well hello children"
It's why I giggle When you motorboat my chest.

I get confused on who to tell i' m coming
When you give me the cyborg rod
I don't want to hurt your feelings
Since you don't believe in God.

So tonight I hope you have the cheat codes
If you don't it will be your loss
It's the level you haven't beaten yet
My g spot.........your final boss.


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