Caption Jamaal Charles
 

ROFL

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Jamaal Charles, seen here bouncing a football off of his invisible cock, scored two touchdowns Sunday, November 16 2014, in a Kansas City victory.

Suck my big black dick Lynch

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Cause his dick was stuck in a Seahawk!

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That's right, ball. You know what I want.

....and watch the laces, bitch, or Ill rip em off.

"I don't think I'm using these Swiffer pads correctly."

"...get your footling here.....get your footlong"

Jamaal Charles levitates an American football, a demonstration of his heretofore unknown Jedi skills.


(Just to get away from the dick-centric stuff. That's sort of uncomfortable.)

Look everyone, I can take off a condom with no hands.

"Hey Macarena!"

I found them in mom's cabinet. They say they're called Nah-puhkins, but they look like Knight's Armor to me!!!

About to break one off in Pete's ass.

Hey macaraina!

Really blew his wad