I'd buy stock in that. It would likely be the most stable dividend provider in the whole market.

Definitely !

You are paying for the time the sex is free.

Hotness? ROFL. Those bitches are saggy and meh.

Brilliant as it is, I thought that wasn't an allowable defense.

NSFW for sure
http://www.eros.com/washington_dc/eros.htm

Several ways:
1. I don't use Backpage or Craigslist as they are the prime areas for police stings, ripoffs, bait and switch, plus just bad shit
2. I use verified services that ensure with about 99% certainty that they are not LE
3. When the pictures are real hot with the women also real young, plus fully clothed, 99% they are LE
4. Most REAL escorts have websites with a gallery of photos being in various stages of undress with their faces obscured or blurred.
5. No online reputation or reviews or ratings for an escort is a sure fire way to spot LE traps.
6. They rarely charge the Johns unless they are trying to make a point. It seems most of the time it's guys who get popped at Asian Massage Parlors that they publish names. Costs are minimal and charges not horrible, just embarrassing for many guys.
7. Last but the easiest way to spot LE is they set up an ad with SUPER hot women and their prices don't match their hotness, like a price of $200-$250 an hour for a woman or girl who is an 8. They are also fully clothed.

There was a big sting in Northern VA about 5-6 years ago with the agency I was using and it took a lot of woman out of the market for a good while. The owners were Nigerian guys out of Miami who got charged with Federal Tax Evasion and Money Laundering as the main charge, not promoting prostitution. I heard because too many powerful people from DC and the area were clients.

Hope that helps explain. :D

When you're 53 they work just fine. Not all of them are saggy.

NSFW-this is one I was with around 5 years ago. She was awesome and only around 4' 10" . Got me to pop three times in an hour.
http://www.eros.com/massachusetts/bo...loc=6&selfies=

NSFW-This is another one when I was in Boston
http://www.eros.com/massachusetts/bo...loc=6&selfies=

#1 on your list is quite attractive, and she uses the word 'erudite' in her profile. I think she would be fun to hang around with.

I don't know enough about the rest of the story to say if the guy ate poorly and that hastened his demise.

...but you are paying them to spend time with you. No thanks.

I could make more money than what I do, but at age 37 I spend an hour or 2 home a day working and than head to my gym for a few hours and workout while Im "working" there. So I have about 20 hours a week on the clock and my wife about 25 helping with the businesses. Id say we are upper middle class by Midwest standards. We never have to pinch pennies and have a ton of free time to enjoy life. It is a perfect setup because you never know what day will be your last.

Seriously. How do we invest in an online porn site?

And stocks at record high today.

I was told of an impending doom. I heard a lot of people going to cash.

You CANNOT PREDICT THE MARKETS.

I am like 60% cash right now. Sluggish global economy and brexit, the us economy is mediocre and the stock market is priced for growth. Can't say I am too interested in owning stocks right now.

Are you retiring sometime soon?


Ok, I'm not either.