Rainman Type Poll
 

You go to your doctor for a physical.

Everything is fine, except he tells you, never chew gum again. If you do, you have a 95% chance of dying from it.

What do you do?

(poll to follow)

Laugh....

then get a second opinion.

Are you drunk again? What was the reason for death by gum?

Not Drunk.

Just a not so scientific survey.

I've seen a Rainman poll....and sir.....this is no Rainman poll.

Stick to the drunk threads.

Is he talking about nitroglycerine gum? I thought that was taken off the market years ago.

95 is ****ing high. I don't like gum that much.

Option D: Doctors are frauds, go to a chiropractor./BucEyedPea

You can have my gum when you pry it from my cold, dead jaws.

Is the "gum" here alcohol?

THat makes it more interesting. And, would I die instantly, or a long, slow disintegrating from inside death.

No Tiny, don't try to hijack my poll.

And it would be the equivalent of dying of a heart attack.

Rainman type poll?

You flatter yourself.

rainman polls are never public. you, sir, are a fraud.

..as in type as few options as posiible...this is more like an anti-rainman poll.


maybe he's swallowing his gum.

Well i know the quality may bot be as good, but Immediately when I was sitting at work and thought of this, I thought it would be a poll you'd see on CP posted by Rain Man.

I'm sorry if I failed to live up to expectations.