Mike Vrabel Says He Would Gladly Chop Off His Own Dick To Win The Super Bowl
 

Jesus Christ....pretty funny though. Always liked Vrabel tho when he was a Chief

Tennessee Titans head coach Mike Vrabel is known for a bold, confident style of coaching that could accurately be described as “cocky.” However, as he explained on a recent podcast, Vrabel would be willing to make himself cockless if it meant he could lead his Titans to a single Super Bowl victory.

Vrabel expressed this willingness to castrate himself in exchange for a Lombardi Trophy as a guest on Bussin’ with the Boys, a podcast hosted by former Titans linebacker Will Compton and current Titans offensive tackle and forever asshole Taylor Lewan. Here’s the quote, via Paul Kuharsky:

Lewan: Matt Neely (an assistant for the show) said he would cut off his dick for a, uno, Super Bowl, and I said, No I would not do that. Would you cut your dick off for a Super Bowl?

Vrabel: Been married 20 years. Yeah, probably.

Lewan: You’ve got three?!

Vrabel: As a player.... You guys will be married for 20 years one day. You won’t need it.

Lewan: If you come home with a bag of ice, and Jen is like ‘Oh honey what did you do.’ I cut …my dick off, we’re gonna win a Super Bowl, she’d be like “eh,” or would she be upset?

Vrabel: She’d be like do you want me to do it? Do you want to do it now?

Football never sleeps, and apparently it never ****s, either.

[PaulKuharsky.com]
https://deadspin.com/mike-vrabrel-sa...ick-1836284989

Patriot.

Way.

Queer.

Well that certainly speaks to his sex life.

Well ... go at it then, big boy ...

Let's hear that ax fall.

FAX

Reid: "Shit, i haven't seen my dick in years! Sign me up!"

Vrabel is just following Pats fans’ lead. One step closer to completing gender reassignment surgery.

Must have young children.

Signed - guy with 5 yr old and twin 1 yr olds....

{Sigh...}

Just got through this stage with our last child. He's 1 1/2 now, and good to go.

https://imgur.com/8dIxpWE.gif

These balls are getting the rubber band. No more kids for us.

Hmmm. Almost worth seeing. Almost.....

I like Vrabel.

He was/is a tough sonofabitch, and he built his team in his image.

I've got a knife.. Let's test this theory.

King Missile makes it seem not so bad until you lose it.
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So that's where Gridiron Heights got it.

He darts off the field so that he can hug/high five/fist bump every player, coach, and staffer too. I find it hard not to like the guy.