Ladies & Gentlemen, I present the worst song of all time: Rebecca Black's "Friday"
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Snark away, peoples. 'Cuz, my God is this an impressive shitfest. |
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wtf did I just listen too
ffs, shes not even hot |
ewwww...
voice is annoying, lyrics are terrible... you know what, the whole ****ing thing is terrible. everything about it makes me angry... |
Gotta make my mind up...
Which seat can I take?!!? It's Friday, Friday, Friday!!! LMAO LMAO. |
fun fun fun fun
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"Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes afterwards."
I need that line as a ringtone for my weekend alarms. |
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I was looking to see if someone had made a fake twitter account for her this morning, but I couldn't find one. Too bad.
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The nice thing about songs written for people with no vocal range is that anyone can sing them. For example, I can sing this song and hit every note, which makes me feel good about myself. But when I try to sing "Dream On" by Aerosmith, I can't pull it off very well and feel bad about myself. So when the karaoke machine starts up, which song do you think I'm going to pick?
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I also stress out about which seat to take.
This girl totally understands me...... |
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Its not the worst, I rate it worse then Bruce Springsteen, but better then Bob Dylan.
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The lyrics are so remedial I am pretty sure this song was originally written for the Wiggles.
And who's the dude in the car following the school bus? :eek: |
She's sounds like a female Yoda with a speech impediment.
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Did that Black 30 something just say "I see a school bus...tick tock... Makes me wanna scream!" I mean what the f
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That guy in the CG car is a pedophile. Guaranteed. Fun fun fun fun.
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who's producer's daughter is this Dane? :D
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ROFL OMG
WE WE WE WE WE WE SO EXCITED |
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fun fun fun fun > #winning
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Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus....I see my friiiiiiiiieeeend!
ROFL ROFL |
I'm pretty sure these are Grammy Award winning lyrics, right here;
Today it is Friday Tomorrow is Saturday And Sunday comes afterwards FAX |
It's even more ridiculous that theres only one available seat in the car. ...unless she's going to sit on the gear shift which would certainly be interesting.
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Gotta have my bowl
Gotta have cereal Sounds like what I do when I get high too. Cinnamon Toast Crunch FTW |
jerome bettis rappin.
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That's bad, but I'm not sure it's discernibly worse than any of the other shit on the radio these days.
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The US is going to send some engineers to Japan to work on the nuclear reactor. But first they must figure out the bigger problem: Which seat in the car should the top engineers sit in?
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Still, Mr. Reaper16 is pretty much dead-on with this deal. This is possibly the worst song ever conceived. If Mozart were still alive, I have no doubt whatsoever that he would hire some dude from New Jersey to arrange for this girl to eat a hand grenade. FAX |
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WTF is that Paula Dean?
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EVERYBODY'S WORKIN FOR THE WEEKEND!
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BUT IT HAS JEROME BETTIS RAPPIN W/ WHITE GIRLS!!!
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Now how can you make an insightful comment like that, but not recognize the musical brilliance (and historical significance) of The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again"? |
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By comparison, the musical stylings of Ke$ha look as classic as the catalogue of Ella Fitzgerald.
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Wow. Now I know what it feels like to want to punch a girl. Thanks Reaper.
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It can't be the worst song of all time.
BECAUSE IT'S NOT SUNG BY BOB ****ING DYLAN. :# |
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http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...58&postcount=9 |
She looks like that "In Loving Memory" Tatoo at the first.
edit: http://www.digyourowngrave.com/conte...attoo_ever.jpg |
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What are you people talking about? The black guy in the car gives this street cred, totally!
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There's some insightful shit in there.
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday Today is Friday, Friday We so, so, excited, excited We gonna have a ball today! Fun fun fun fun |
I just showed it to my fifteen year old daughter. I asked her for her opinion "in a nutshell". She said," In a nutshell? It's like someone drilled a hole in a nutshell, filled it with poop, threw it, and it landed on the internet."
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I submit:
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With all due respect, I submit to you, Kelly Osbourne - Shut Up as the worst song that God ever gave man on the face of the earth:
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These guys are becoming my favorite music group fail of all time. |
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Of course nothing beats their birthday song. |
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You cannot have this discussion without the immortal Mark Gormley.
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Fair point. It's hard to beat that creepy pedophile rap in the middle for weirdness.
Counter point. I've now learned that Sunday comes after Saturday. Two points for educational value. |
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ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
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I submit:
Spring was never waiting for us, girl It ran one step ahead As we followed in the dance Between the parted pages And were pressed in love’s hot, fevered iron Like a striped pair of pants MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don’t think that I can take it ‘Cause it took so long to bake it And I’ll never have that recipe again Oh, no! I recall the yellow cotton dress Foaming like a wave On the ground around your knees The birds, like tender babies in your hands And the old men playing checkers by the trees MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don’t think that I can take it ‘Cause it took so long to bake it And I’ll never have that recipe again Oh, no! ~ ~ ~ ~ There will be another song for me For I will sing it There will be another dream for me Someone will bring it I will drink the wine while it is warm And never let you catch me looking at the sun And after all the loves of my life After all the loves of my life You’ll still be the one I will take my life into my hands and I will use it I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it I will have the things that I desire And my passion flow like rivers through the sky And after all the loves of my life Oooh, after all the loves of my life I’ll be thinking of you And wondering why ~ ~ ~ ~ MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don’t think that I can take it ‘Cause it took so long to bake it And I’ll never have that recipe again Oh, no! Oh, no! No! Oh, no!! <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xaZim6ybvdA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> |
fried egg fried egg
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I will give you my impression in a moment.
This is shitty and low-down creepy, too -->> http://tinyurl.com/yf3qbjg I had to tell you before I forgot. I'll get to OP now! Neil Sedaka was a major creep. |
I viewed it, I have to say; I hope she runs into an AIDS tree.
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Edit: Ok I just listened to Friday. Honestly I didn't feel I needed to since I was 100% sure Shut Up could never be topped (bottomed?). Also it's a giant PITA to get my headphones out at work. But OP wins. I concede. |
This is worse than 2 girls 1 cup. There needs to be response videos to this shit.
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Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some ****ing lives, for crissake.
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I bet she's going to get rich, just goes to show how stupid people are that she has so many fans. I mean, superman that ho and stanky leg got rich off of their reeruned music video's on youtube, she will get rich as well. It's because their target market happens to make up 80% of this country, IDIOTS!
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Not bad for an Irishman and an Oklahoma boy. FAX |
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I raise you.....
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I first heard this when they were skewering it on a local radio station. It sounded like one of those "Kids Bop" covers... I thought maybe I just didn't know the original song.
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