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Reaper16 03-15-2011 01:22 PM

Ladies & Gentlemen, I present the worst song of all time: Rebecca Black's "Friday"
 
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Snark away, peoples. 'Cuz, my God is this an impressive shitfest.

OnTheWarpath15 03-15-2011 01:24 PM

http://i41.tinypic.com/2gwgp4j.jpg

88TG88 03-15-2011 01:25 PM

wtf did I just listen too

ffs, shes not even hot

Sofa King 03-15-2011 01:25 PM

ewwww...


voice is annoying, lyrics are terrible...


you know what, the whole ****ing thing is terrible. everything about it makes me angry...

DeezNutz 03-15-2011 01:25 PM

Gotta make my mind up...
Which seat can I take?!!?

It's Friday, Friday, Friday!!! LMAO LMAO.

Reaper16 03-15-2011 01:27 PM

fun fun fun fun

Reaper16 03-15-2011 01:27 PM

"Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes afterwards."

I need that line as a ringtone for my weekend alarms.

OnTheWarpath15 03-15-2011 01:28 PM

http://cdn.theurbandaily.com/files/2...her-Friday.jpg

Skyy God 03-15-2011 01:29 PM

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blaise 03-15-2011 01:30 PM

I was looking to see if someone had made a fake twitter account for her this morning, but I couldn't find one. Too bad.

Rain Man 03-15-2011 01:39 PM

The nice thing about songs written for people with no vocal range is that anyone can sing them. For example, I can sing this song and hit every note, which makes me feel good about myself. But when I try to sing "Dream On" by Aerosmith, I can't pull it off very well and feel bad about myself. So when the karaoke machine starts up, which song do you think I'm going to pick?

KCUnited 03-15-2011 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pittsie (Post 7491958)
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Rock N Poll: Round 1, Heat 26 for sure.

Fish 03-15-2011 01:43 PM

I also stress out about which seat to take.

This girl totally understands me......

Just Passin' By 03-15-2011 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 7491991)
I also stress out about which seat to take.

This girl totally understands me......

As long as you only do it on Friday, you're ok.

Predarat 03-15-2011 01:48 PM

Its not the worst, I rate it worse then Bruce Springsteen, but better then Bob Dylan.

TinyEvel 03-15-2011 01:49 PM

The lyrics are so remedial I am pretty sure this song was originally written for the Wiggles.

And who's the dude in the car following the school bus? :eek:

Donger 03-15-2011 01:53 PM

She's sounds like a female Yoda with a speech impediment.

Jethopper 03-15-2011 01:58 PM

Did that Black 30 something just say "I see a school bus...tick tock... Makes me wanna scream!" I mean what the f

Reaper16 03-15-2011 01:59 PM

That guy in the CG car is a pedophile. Guaranteed. Fun fun fun fun.

Tribal Warfare 03-15-2011 02:01 PM

who's producer's daughter is this Dane? :D

Buck 03-15-2011 02:03 PM

ROFL OMG

WE WE WE WE WE WE SO EXCITED

Saul Good 03-15-2011 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 7491979)
The nice thing about songs written for people with no vocal range is that anyone can sing them. For example, I can sing this song and hit every note, which makes me feel good about myself. But when I try to sing "Dream On" by Aerosmith, I can't pull it off very well and feel bad about myself. So when the karaoke machine starts up, which song do you think I'm going to pick?

Sweet Caroline because that's the first song every time. (Unless you're a fat girl who has a pretty good voice, and then you would do Black Velvet for some unknown reason.)

Jethopper 03-15-2011 02:06 PM

We used to rock this one at parties...<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/skE_OLf_V4c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Saul Good 03-15-2011 02:06 PM

fun fun fun fun > #winning

-King- 03-15-2011 02:08 PM

Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus....I see my friiiiiiiiieeeend!


ROFL ROFL

FAX 03-15-2011 02:12 PM

I'm pretty sure these are Grammy Award winning lyrics, right here;

Today it is Friday
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards



FAX

-King- 03-15-2011 02:13 PM

It's even more ridiculous that theres only one available seat in the car. ...unless she's going to sit on the gear shift which would certainly be interesting.

KCUnited 03-15-2011 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 7492072)
I'm pretty sure these are Grammy Award winning lyrics, right here;

Today it is Friday
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards



FAX

Lyrics by Adam Teicher

Buck 03-15-2011 02:14 PM

Gotta have my bowl
Gotta have cereal


Sounds like what I do when I get high too. Cinnamon Toast Crunch FTW

MOhillbilly 03-15-2011 02:15 PM

jerome bettis rappin.

keg in kc 03-15-2011 02:16 PM

That's bad, but I'm not sure it's discernibly worse than any of the other shit on the radio these days.

-King- 03-15-2011 02:19 PM

The US is going to send some engineers to Japan to work on the nuclear reactor. But first they must figure out the bigger problem: Which seat in the car should the top engineers sit in?

FAX 03-15-2011 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 7492084)
That's bad, but I'm not sure it's discernibly worse than any of the other shit on the radio these days.

I don't listen to "pop" music anymore. Frankly, I'd rather press my ear against a Kodiak Bear's ass while he farts than listen to most pop stuff.

Still, Mr. Reaper16 is pretty much dead-on with this deal. This is possibly the worst song ever conceived. If Mozart were still alive, I have no doubt whatsoever that he would hire some dude from New Jersey to arrange for this girl to eat a hand grenade.

FAX

Reaper16 03-15-2011 02:27 PM

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh...g3ylo1_500.gif

Reaper16 03-15-2011 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 7492084)
That's bad, but I'm not sure it's discernibly worse than any of the other shit on the radio these days.

Oh, yes it is. I am familiar with radio pop. This song is atonal, had no regard for melody, and is the worst example of lyricism in history.

Buck 03-15-2011 02:30 PM

WTF is that Paula Dean?

siberian khatru 03-15-2011 02:35 PM

EVERYBODY'S WORKIN FOR THE WEEKEND!

MOhillbilly 03-15-2011 02:36 PM

BUT IT HAS JEROME BETTIS RAPPIN W/ WHITE GIRLS!!!

siberian khatru 03-15-2011 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 7491979)
The nice thing about songs written for people with no vocal range is that anyone can sing them.

That was my reaction when I heard it: It's atonal so any gawky 12-year-old girl can sing it.

Now how can you make an insightful comment like that, but not recognize the musical brilliance (and historical significance) of The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again"?

Reaper16 03-15-2011 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 7492143)
BUT IT HAS JEROME BETTIS RAPPIN W/ WHITE GIRLS!!!

Jerome Bettis can't get enough of them 13 year old white girls. He wants one for the thumb.

Reaper16 03-15-2011 02:41 PM

By comparison, the musical stylings of Ke$ha look as classic as the catalogue of Ella Fitzgerald.

listopencil 03-15-2011 03:46 PM

Wow. Now I know what it feels like to want to punch a girl. Thanks Reaper.

Frazod 03-15-2011 03:48 PM

It can't be the worst song of all time.

BECAUSE IT'S NOT SUNG BY BOB ****ING DYLAN. :#

Fish 03-15-2011 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 7492354)
It can't be the worst song of all time.

BECAUSE IT'S NOT SUNG BY BOB ****ING DYLAN. :#

Well..........

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...58&postcount=9

DMAC 03-15-2011 03:59 PM

She looks like that "In Loving Memory" Tatoo at the first.

edit:

http://www.digyourowngrave.com/conte...attoo_ever.jpg

Buck 03-15-2011 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 7492406)
She looks like that "In Loving Memory" Tatoo at the first.

edit:

http://www.digyourowngrave.com/conte...attoo_ever.jpg

LMAO

Buck 03-15-2011 04:01 PM

Heres the pic

http://i.imgur.com/XqDkQ.jpg

Stewie 03-15-2011 04:09 PM

What are you people talking about? The black guy in the car gives this street cred, totally!

Reaper16 03-15-2011 04:46 PM

Thank God for shhhh:

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/6...0154451929.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts 03-15-2011 04:46 PM

There's some insightful shit in there.

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday
We so, so, excited, excited
We gonna have a ball today!

Fun fun fun fun

listopencil 03-15-2011 05:03 PM

I just showed it to my fifteen year old daughter. I asked her for her opinion "in a nutshell". She said," In a nutshell? It's like someone drilled a hole in a nutshell, filled it with poop, threw it, and it landed on the internet."

DJ's left nut 03-15-2011 05:13 PM

I submit:

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suzzer99 03-15-2011 05:15 PM

With all due respect, I submit to you, Kelly Osbourne - Shut Up as the worst song that God ever gave man on the face of the earth:

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Oregon chief 03-15-2011 05:19 PM

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These guys are becoming my favorite music group fail of all time.

Oregon chief 03-15-2011 05:24 PM

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Of course nothing beats their birthday song.

Reaper16 03-15-2011 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 7492556)
I submit:

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Quote:

Originally Posted by suzzer99 (Post 7492562)
With all due respect, I submit to you, Kelly Osbourne - Shut Up as the worst song that God ever gave man on the face of the earth:

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I'm actually pissed off at you guys right now. There is no ****ing way you could seriously hear Rebecca Black's "Friday" and think it worse than either of your submitted songs. "Shut Up" has a certain propulsive drive to it that all pop-punk dreck does, so it has that going for it. "Whip My Hair" isn't even a bad bubblegum pop song at all. It's pretty dynamic, actually. Compared to "Friday" it sounds like ****ing King Crimson.

tk13 03-15-2011 05:30 PM

You cannot have this discussion without the immortal Mark Gormley.

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Reaper16 03-15-2011 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 7492599)
You cannot have this discussion without the immortal Mark Gormley.

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That's a worse music video. I'd vote for that for worst music video ever. The song itself is pretty competent compared to "Friday." 100% generic and no better than garage-band in quality but an honest performance.

tk13 03-15-2011 05:55 PM

Fair point. It's hard to beat that creepy pedophile rap in the middle for weirdness.

Counter point. I've now learned that Sunday comes after Saturday. Two points for educational value.

|Zach| 03-15-2011 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 7492630)
Fair point. It's hard to beat that creepy pedophile rap in the middle for weirdness.

Counter point. I've now learned that Sunday comes after Saturday. Two points for educational value.

Exactly. She gives us fact based information.

Oso 03-15-2011 05:58 PM

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

gblowfish 03-15-2011 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oregon chief (Post 7492583)
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Of course nothing beats their birthday song.

I kinda dig this. Very Dieter on Sprokets-esque.

-King- 03-15-2011 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 7492556)
I submit:

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**** no. Whip your hair is FAR better than Its Friday. And it's by a 10 year old so you have to take that into account.

Reaper16 03-15-2011 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 7492662)
**** no. Whip your hair is FAR better than Its Friday. And it's by a 10 year old so you have to take that into account.

For real. I heard that song and thought it was actually pretty good as far as bubblegum pop goes.

cdcox 03-15-2011 06:29 PM

I submit:

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages
And were pressed in love’s hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

~ ~ ~ ~

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You’ll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
Oooh, after all the loves of my life
I’ll be thinking of you
And wondering why

~ ~ ~ ~

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, no!!

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xaZim6ybvdA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

unothadeal 03-15-2011 06:38 PM

fried egg fried egg

kysirsoze 03-15-2011 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 7492678)
I submit:

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That could make it in the "Worst song that some people actually like" category, but it doesn't compare to Friday in overall badness. I wonder what it's like to release a song that is so bad it's INSTANTLY an internet meme. At least Rick Astley had a few years before people destroyed his reputation.

Simply Red 03-15-2011 06:52 PM

I will give you my impression in a moment.

This is shitty and low-down creepy, too -->> http://tinyurl.com/yf3qbjg


I had to tell you before I forgot. I'll get to OP now!

Neil Sedaka was a major creep.

Simply Red 03-15-2011 07:18 PM

I viewed it, I have to say; I hope she runs into an AIDS tree.

bowener 03-15-2011 07:32 PM

http://www.prettybeats.com/images/crazyfrog.jpg

suzzer99 03-15-2011 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 7492594)
I'm actually pissed off at you guys right now. There is no ****ing way you could seriously hear Rebecca Black's "Friday" and think it worse than either of your submitted songs. "Shut Up" has a certain propulsive drive to it that all pop-punk dreck does, so it has that going for it. "Whip My Hair" isn't even a bad bubblegum pop song at all. It's pretty dynamic, actually. Compared to "Friday" it sounds like ****ing King Crimson.

I'm going to go ahead an assume you didn't listen to all of Shut Up since you are still sane enough to make this post.

Edit: Ok I just listened to Friday. Honestly I didn't feel I needed to since I was 100% sure Shut Up could never be topped (bottomed?). Also it's a giant PITA to get my headphones out at work. But OP wins. I concede.

bowener 03-15-2011 07:43 PM

This is worse than 2 girls 1 cup. There needs to be response videos to this shit.

Bugeater 03-15-2011 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 7492678)
I submit:

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages
And were pressed in love’s hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

~ ~ ~ ~

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You’ll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
Oooh, after all the loves of my life
I’ll be thinking of you
And wondering why

~ ~ ~ ~

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, no!!

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I'm actually quite fond of the original version of that song by Richard Harris.

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JD10367 03-15-2011 07:48 PM

Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some ****ing lives, for crissake.

Bump 03-15-2011 08:07 PM

I bet she's going to get rich, just goes to show how stupid people are that she has so many fans. I mean, superman that ho and stanky leg got rich off of their reeruned music video's on youtube, she will get rich as well. It's because their target market happens to make up 80% of this country, IDIOTS!

FAX 03-15-2011 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7492794)
I'm actually quite fond of the original version of that song by Richard Harris.

I agree, that was a ground-breaking recording, actually.

Not bad for an Irishman and an Oklahoma boy.

FAX

Ebolapox 03-15-2011 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 7492797)
Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some ****ing lives, for crissake.

WHITE KNIGHT ALERT! :p

Bambi 03-15-2011 08:13 PM

I raise you.....







....."my jeans"





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Bambi 03-15-2011 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 7492797)
Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some ****ing lives, for crissake.

I think the grown men sitting around producing these songs have more to worry about than we do.

KcMizzou 03-15-2011 08:14 PM

I first heard this when they were skewering it on a local radio station. It sounded like one of those "Kids Bop" covers... I thought maybe I just didn't know the original song.


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