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101. Cephalic Trauma

Join Date: 7/31/11
Total Posts: 2,160

This was a surprise edition to the list. I personally don't think this twat adds any value to this board, but I figured he's IMPORTANT ENOUGH for me to make fun of to at least secure a spot on this fantastic list. He pretends like he has some hot fiance when we all know he jerks it to dude porn and any girl he may date probably has really ****ing hairy arms...he goes to "med" school but he didn't mention he goes to "med" school on [at] the University of Phoenix.

Pros: Jerks off to dude porn (see above).

Cons: Horrible posting style. Terrible username. Pretty sure if he never posted again no one would notice/care (always a bad sign). Has zero potential to ever become a significant board member.

Potential to move up in 2014: None. He'll never make this list again. I just wanted him to know how much I hate him and how much I hope he ends up blowing me. (PM me if you want to meet up).

JUST MISSED THE LIST: DONGER, FRAZOD (my list has a weight limit)

WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO THE LIST: MeatRock

Real quick correction: "edition" should be "addition"

Other than that, good work!

Hootie

05-20-2013 07:10 PM

I'll really have to look at the members list and see how many active posters we really have.

Hootie

05-20-2013 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9695686)

Real quick correction: "edition" should be "addition"

Other than that, good work!

you're off the list

lcarus

05-20-2013 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695655)

also not making the list: Icarus

This hurts worse than not being picked to be on the "good" dodgeball team in 3rd grade.

Sassy Squatch

05-20-2013 07:11 PM

Oh yeah

KC native

05-20-2013 07:12 PM

So what's the over/under on how many of these Hootie actually does?

I say 5.

Direckshun

05-20-2013 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9695633)

LMAO

I am loving this already.

LoneWolf

05-20-2013 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9695709)

So what's the over/under on how many of these Hootie actually does?

I say 5.

He'll never make it to 10. He's too busy banging super models, hanging with his bros, and being ultra cool.

All the while sitting in his favorite bar and posting on Chiefs Planet. You know the chicks go crazy for guys that are into sports message boards.

RealSNR

05-20-2013 07:18 PM

This has nothing to do with Hootie's list. It's just there have been so many gay jokes passed back and forth that I think this should get posted

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KC native

05-20-2013 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9695733)

I find hootie's antics ****ing hilarious. The response that he gets from the tightwads makes his personal deficiencies acceptable to me. But he is ADD like a mother****er.

rockymtnchief

05-20-2013 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 9695601)

Short little 100lb girls are awesome. As a tall guy I love them just let them do all the work.
Posted via Mobile Device

Ditto

My old lady is 5'1" and 96 lbs. I love a good spinner.

Hootie

05-20-2013 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9695733)

I don't know about super models but everything else was spot on.

but you still are not on the list

In58men