Pshhh wanna post your portfolio? I already have, put up or shut up.

What do you think my new car is worth?

https://i.imgur.com/wJgWyJj.jpg

99% less than before it was savagely defaced with vulgar images.

Still a weak V6?

Your Carr sucks!

The giant sword makes it look like you are over compensating for something.

Is this going to magically turn into your wife’s car too after we start shitting on it?

do you provide free shipping? :D

That car is gayer than billay in a truckstop bathroom.

Abandoned there, is it?

Probably will be towed several times over its history.

Get that dip peeled off and you can sell it for the top end all day. Trucks are selling at an unreasonable rate right now because of the chip shortage.