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bevischief 05-21-2014 06:48 PM

Why not.

teedubya 05-21-2014 06:50 PM

I took a Guinness book of World Records sized-shit today. And I was finished in less than 45 seconds. Smooooooth.

LoneWolf 05-21-2014 09:14 PM

I have a private bathroom connected to my office. When I am out of my office, I normally don't lock or even shut the door. I came back from lunch today and before I even sat down at my desk I could smell shit. I went over to the bathroom and someone had taken a shit and not flushed the toilet. If this happens again, I am going to set up my trail camera to find out who the mystery pooper is.

TribalElder 05-21-2014 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10644432)
I have a private bathroom connected to my office. When I am out of my office, I normally don't lock or even shut the door. I came back from lunch today and before I even sat down at my desk I could smell shit. I went over to the bathroom and someone had taken a shit and not flushed the toilet. If this happens again, I am going to set up my trail camera to find out who the mystery pooper is.

The victim of a shit and run

Hammock Parties 05-22-2014 01:19 PM

Healthy, non-explosive shit today.

I think we're done here.

It's been real.

http://i.imgur.com/9DLucy3.gif

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-22-2014 01:21 PM

lol

gblowfish 05-22-2014 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10645361)
Healthy, non-explosive shit today.

I think we're done here.

It's been real.

http://i.imgur.com/9DLucy3.gif

I hope you wiped with one of Stephen J. Cannell's scripts.

GloryDayz 03-23-2017 08:10 PM

I think I win this thread for the day. Just took a two-flusher (not counting the courtesy flush) and the belt went down a notch.

Pepe Silvia 03-26-2017 01:26 AM

I took a bear shit two days ago when you get the nice peak over the water.

Hammock Parties 04-17-2017 04:34 PM

Damn I was just telling someone to grab a bottle of magnesium citrate the other day, cleaned them right out.

Magic stuff.

appegeaceta 10-27-2017 03:10 PM

Im on a mission to shit
 
Its no big deal fellas. When im in that yellow truck, I feel like one of the Wu-Generals rollin through the hood bumpin my new fat shit that wont even go Gold.

alanm 12-23-2020 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 12828163)
Damn I was just telling someone to grab a bottle of magnesium citrate the other day, cleaned them right out.

Magic stuff.

https://i0.wp.com/bestofcomicbooks.c...96%2C947&ssl=1

Hammock Parties 12-29-2021 05:42 PM

Eating far too well in NYC has clogged my colon and I have not properly shit in three days now.

I went to five different CVS/Walgreens trying to find a bottle of the magic magnesium elixir and they are ALWAYS sold out.

Finally found them at Target.

IT'S TIME TO EPIC SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

scho63 01-01-2022 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16040352)
Eating far too well in NYC has clogged my colon and I have not properly shit in three days now.

I went to five different CVS/Walgreens trying to find a bottle of the magic magnesium elixir and they are ALWAYS sold out.

Finally found them at Target.

IT'S TIME TO EPIC SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What will your lady friend think once she witnesses what is about to happen? :eek:

El Lobo Gordo 01-08-2022 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 16040352)
Eating far too well in NYC has clogged my colon and I have not properly shit in three days now.

I went to five different CVS/Walgreens trying to find a bottle of the magic magnesium elixir and they are ALWAYS sold out.

Finally found them at Target.

IT'S TIME TO EPIC SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Just carry these in your toiletry travel bag.

https://ssl.cdn.ncmedical.com/items/...NC28703_LG.jpg


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