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Stanley Nickels 05-20-2014 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10642284)
Just ate bean soup. My guts are gurglin' and quiverin' like a virgin on prom night.
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Hammock Parties 05-20-2014 10:06 PM
#4 was a massive gas explosion with a tiny, solid chunk of excrement.

Kinda fun. I'd pay for a predator-vision replay of that shit. It honestly felt ****ing HUGE. But it was just the gas.

http://i.imgur.com/glSEGb9.jpg

Hammock Parties 05-20-2014 10:11 PM
5 total bowel movements over six days. I think I'm caught up now? Can it be not shitting time for awhile, Lord?

BigRedChief 05-20-2014 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10641199)
That's it.
This thread merit Hall of Classics consideration yet?

If not why not, it has all the key pieces that make a thread hall worthy.

TribalElder 05-21-2014 05:16 AM
The thread is kind of shitty, that's why LMAO

bevischief 05-21-2014 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10642284)
Just ate bean soup. My guts are gurglin' and quiverin' like a virgin on prom night.
Teaspoon of baking soda takes cares of the gas.

penguinz 05-21-2014 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Mosbonian (Post 10641112)
I can help you test the theory....

Go to Wal-Mart and buy the already prepared 2 liter bottle of Grape Kool-Aid. Spend the next 2 days drinking nothing but that with your meals.

You will spend the next 2 days wondering if all you ate was lettuce and broccoli.
Only two litres of fluids in two days? That is less than you should have in a day even if you are not active.

htismaqe 05-21-2014 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 10642668)
Teaspoon of baking soda takes cares of the gas.
If he's suffering from excessive acid, eating baking soda will create excess gas.

Dave Lane 05-21-2014 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 10639598)
Grape soda?
Purple drank...

Pasta Little Brioni 05-21-2014 07:54 AM
Should have left to go take a dump during speed dating

Hammock Parties 05-21-2014 08:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10642711)
If he's suffering from excessive acid, eating baking soda will create excess gas.
What are you a ****ing chemist?

Pasta Little Brioni 05-21-2014 08:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10642790)
What are you a ****ing chemist?
Pothead :evil:

htismaqe 05-21-2014 08:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10642795)
Pothead :evil:
Same thing, right?

CleveSteve 05-21-2014 11:13 AM
Thank you to all the participants of this thread. My fav CP thread since "Draw something fast" and the diarrhea elephant.

htismaqe 05-21-2014 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by CleveSteve (Post 10643042)
Thank you to all the participants of this thread. My fav CP thread since "Draw something fast" and the diarrhea elephant.
We aim to please.


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