Gosh damn it why did I click on that?

I did. :(

Just when you think you've seen it all on CP...

Still bleeding man? Did that buttpon hold up? Really got to cram that sucker in there

Thaaaaat's what she said!

Will...not...open.

I mean, I refuse to open.

Thanks for the turd by turd updates

lol

This thread is wonderful.

I didn't shit today.

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More enjoyable...pooping or speed dating?

This thread was enjoyable.

Speed dating was like talking to what I shat out.

Yeah, you're completely empty. There's nothing left.

I ate food yesterday and today though.

Adobe (/əˈdoʊbi/, UK /əˈdoʊb/,[1] Spanish pronunciation:*[aˈðoβe]; Arabic: الطوب) is the Spanish word for mud brick, a natural building material made from sand, clay, water, and some kind of fibrous or organic material (sticks, straw, and/or manure), usually shaped into bricks using molds and dried in the sun. Adobe buildings are similar to cob and rammed earth buildings, but cob and rammed earth are directly made into walls rather than bricks. The Romanian name for this material is chirpici.

Make sure you're getting plenty of fluid. Once the magnesium citrate wears off, you'll end up right back where you started if you're not careful.

Hall of Classics worthy? What say the Planet?