It only started stinking a few days ago ...

And heaven ****ing forbid he craps in an already dirty diaper. Get him changed and "BLAMO!" 30-freaking seconds later the new one is toast.

I'll get him back when I'm about 80 or so and he has to change my Depends.

MM
~~:fart:

God gave me a gift when he didn't give me a nose that could smell things well.

Of course I did have one diaper last week that I almost just lost it, one of the fun sick one's that climbs out of the diaper all the way up the back.

congrats Mark sliM....hadn't heard about the tricycle motor's arrival.

I think it was the midol comment, women don't normally like that comment. I know I would wear a cup before using that line...

My favorite smell is that of baby puke after they breast feed. I never realized babies could replicate the smell of a bar trough urinal.

Start him early.


Put him in a dress.

Whew, I remember those days...
:Lin:

The two dollar bar whore must love it cause you'll....ya know

morph...she was pissed at me a post before that....

Red knows I've not had a problem with her.....she knows I'm not one of the posters chasing her around sniffing her skirt.............she knows she's laughed at worse things said to other posters. she knows I don't mean any harm(or will).....and she should know that if she's going to come into a locker room and snap people with a towel(like everyone else)...she's going to feel a sting and hear a cracking sound once in a while. I'm not going to pamper her, and don't think she'd want that.

mad about something else, and I'm a great target.

Let it rip, Red.

This is starting to read like what I expected last night - just different people going at it is all.


Don't take that crap from Him Red!


You got her on the ropes Iowanian, keep it up!


That was a good shot there Red, see if you can land another!


Priceless Iowanian, way to go!


:fire::D

Hell, Morphius hasn't chased skirt since before I could even get into bars, so luckily I wouldn't know :D

Thanks! There'll be a thread about it here soon.

Excuse me while I go vomit while I think about morphius' comment ...

MM
~~:Lin:

BIG_DADDY and I kissed and made up ...

although next time I wish he's use more tongue.

MM
~~:spock:

Clint..........If you'd be a man, and kick your broad back to the kitchen to make you a pie, you'd be able to get back on here once in a while.....and these guys wouldn't have as much material to flip their pez dispensers too.........until Gump posts another "oops, I'm naked in the shower and can't fing my panties" thread.

There is your insult. This is the post that pissed me off. If getting pissed at this makes me a princess that can't take it in the locker room, then so be it. This is not the first time you have made a reference to me posting here. That is why I said if you have a problem with it, just say so. I have no problem getting back the chit I dish out, that is the reason I still like coming here. For the statement above, you are correct on most points, don't frickin pamper me.

Its moments like that where you get to accidently teach kids new phrases.

Of course it was no worse the the tirad I let loose a couple weeks ago when I accidently swallowed some evil bug from hell that tried at least three times to crawl back out and scratched the hell out of my throat in the process. I think I reached my cussing quota in that half an hour for the next decade.